Daniel Plainview

Let me tell you a little bit about myself... I was very young when I went to Vietnam, it was rough there, like your proctologist was wearing sand-paper for a glove. One night me and my platoon were heading through the woods when out of nowhere, charlie was all over the place. When I awoke I was cold and wet. My platoon and I were in a little prison hut. There they forced us to play Russian Roulette just for their amusement... It was Great! I was really good at it(the others, wern't so good), infact, I was so good at it that one of the guards who had "connections" got me into this russian roulette tournament held in the city. To make a long story short... i won. I didn't take the bullet once and I even did something that's never been done before, I won at russian roulette "machine-gun edition". I thought I had really found my talent and purpose so I decided to become a local resident there. The only problem was that the people got my papers mixed up with someone elses and they deported me to Turkey. Again luck found me. I befriended a village idiot who claimed that he was the heir to the Samurai Dynasty. His name was Gasim Abu' du. I spent many weekends learning Gasim's Samurai way. Finally, one day Gasim said I was ready to recieve the Turban of Truth, but it was too small so he gave me a passport and ticket back to the U.S.A. I started my own russian roulette league but no one joined, so I had to play against myself. Those games took hours to finish. With all of my money funded to my league I had no income and lost my home and the IRS came and took all my money and my slinky. So now I am just a bum with a computer who has mad-skills at Russian Roulette and knows the Turkish ways of the Samurai. So if you see me on the streets don't be scared, just help me raise enough money to get the Katana i've always wanted... I should be good once I get that. Myspace Contact Tables