theres a pidgeon cooing outside my window |
sounds pretty rad. I just tiptoed down the hall to the bathroom and it was kinda doing it in time to my roommate snoring across the hall. nice.
Posted by schoemann on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 03:52:00 PST |
fucking sun in aries |
i started reading my horoscope again recently, and it keeps being pretty right on, but like two days behind schedule, so never get the messages until its too late. stupid associated press syndicated b...
Posted by schoemann on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 02:15:00 PST |
teen girl lust riot |
check out the fucking twin sisters with sick matching hair, meanwhile Mary Weiss is literally like 15. if you listen you can hear the nyc/queens accent popping in their vocals. I know this music is wi...
Posted by schoemann on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 01:13:00 PST |
strep throat |
I can't fall asleep because I've been in bed since I came home from the doctors at 6. It feels like this night is going to continue forever like a throat hurty/fever nightmare/twilight zone episode. I...
Posted by schoemann on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 12:04:00 PST |
squirrel with a muffin |
no joke, today outside my apartment in a tree there was this really chubby squirrel with a whole (blueberry?) muffin in his mouth. it was definitly like three times the size of his head looked like it...
Posted by schoemann on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 01:04:00 PST |
winter biking aka "when asthmas attack" |
blown sideways making wheezy huffing sounds. pass an old guy with like 8 baskets on his bike, full of aging plastic bags, wearing a full gordons fisherman yellow suit plus pink helmet. i think imma ha...
Posted by schoemann on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 11:23:00 PST |
wow now. |
today when i was walking home from school on ruggles street I saw a half a pop-tart lying face down on the sidewalk. i was wearing cute little shoes, and i stopped and looked at it and then started sq...
Posted by schoemann on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 06:13:00 PST |
this one time |
i left myself logged into myspace on someone else's computer, and they totally made me look like... oh wait. nevermind.
Posted by schoemann on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 08:44:00 PST |
animals having sex |
last night i found this nature documentary on pbs and watched a pair of chameleons having sex and it was amazing. they both just pad around on branches looking at eachother for a while like they're tr...
Posted by schoemann on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 08:17:00 PST |
dude, its not so bad dude. (warning: mellow-harshing potential) |
today at tufts i had this really intense desire to open my mouth and effortlessly have it send out a really terrifying dobermanesk snarling bark that would totally crap the pants of whoever was talkin...
Posted by schoemann on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 08:16:00 PST |
