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About Me

Name: Addison James Works
Nickname: Jericho, Death Adder, Addi
Age: 19
Race: Human
Occupation/ Class: Popcorn Scooper / Nerd
Height: 5 ft 11in
Weight: 135
HP: 16 / 16
EP: 20 / 20
Primary Attributes (Attribute Modifiers):
Intelligence: 12 (1)
Endurance: 8 (-1)
Strength: 8 (-1)
Willpower: 10 (0)
Dextarity:10 (0)
Agility:10 (0)
Secondary Attributes
Charisma: 5
Apperance: 5
Perception:0
Sight: -1
Hearing: 0
Combat Bonuses
Strike:0
Parry:0
Dodge:0
Block:0
Absorb:-1
Weapons:
Pocket Knife
Armor:
T-shirt (Small)
Jeans (Tight)
Equipment:
Cell Phone
Wallet
Ball Point Pen
Matches and/or Lighter
Cinamon Altoids 20/30
Pack of Cloves 7/20
Rape Whistle
Money:
$0
Skills/Abilities/Spells
Attract Underage Women (Level 10)
Kissing the Wrong Girls (Level 8)
Be Precieved as Gay ( Level 1)
NotThinking Before Acting (Level 15)
Insomnia (Level 1)
Depression (Level 2)
Cola Beverage Addiction (Level 7)
Alcoholism (Level 3)
-Transformation (Level 10)
- aka Jericho
Smoking (Level 5)
Scoliosis (Level 2)
Your results:
You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 70% Superman 60% Robin 58% Supergirl 53% The Flash 50% Wonder Woman 48% Green Lantern 35% Batman 30% Catwoman 30% Hulk 10% Iron Man 10% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.

My Interests

Comics Books, Graphic Novels, Music, Movies, Cigarettes, Booze

I'd like to meet:

Kevin Rose, the iFanboy guys, Stan Lee, Patrick Stewart, Frank Miller, Penn and Teller. I like meeting everyone; I'm a people person

Music:

If makes me wanna shake my booty or bang my head, I'm down.

Movies:

300, American Ninja, The Matrix(number one), I also enjoy the matrix two just because it had kick ass fight scenes, but number 3 sucked. Boondock Saints, Beerfest, Talladega Nights, Batman Begins. Hell, I like a lot of movies

Television:

Heroes, Robin Hood(BBC), Penn and Tellers Bullshit

Books:

Fight Club, Comic books:Green Lantern and Green Lantern Corps are my favorites. However I really enjoyed Identity Crisis. Crisis of Infinate Earths, not so much. I'm excited to read Infinate Crisis.

Heroes:

Anyone who wears spandex and fights crime

My Blog

Here we go, again

A lot of people came across my letter of rejection to Christianity, and a lot of those people rebuttled. I was going to post those, along with MY responses. However, apperently our sent folders eras...
Posted by Thwackum [LpG] on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 11:45:00 PST

The Lord Said:

The Lord said:"If you deny me in front of men,I will deny you in front of my father in heaven"God, Jesus, Holy Spirit,I deny youI don't believe you are realI will never believe again, 18 years of lies...
Posted by Thwackum [LpG] on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 02:12:00 PST

Things Every Man Must Do

just a few things from an old guys blog Things Every Man Should Do Before He DiesOwn a WookieHan Solo was the coolest guy in the Star Wars universe. Why? Because Darth Vader didn..t have a Wookie. Che...
Posted by Thwackum [LpG] on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 12:57:00 PST

The Truth About HArry Potter

Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book. Let's see the results..."Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry."Oh, well --...
Posted by Thwackum [LpG] on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 11:58:00 PST

LAst Night

ok, so i did alot of freaking work to.....hold that quilting party.Then i pitched in 15 bucks to get some lemonaid pattern fabric, and i only get 2 fucking squares. how gay, eh? someone tottally ows...
Posted by Thwackum [LpG] on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 08:28:00 PST

ouch

Dear People Who Will Read My Blog, Two nights ago licked the anus of a dead cow. Ok, it wasn't that bad but there was some serious low time at the end of the night, and the next day. So I had drinke...
Posted by Thwackum [LpG] on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 01:20:00 PST

PSA on Trees

I am here today to tell you a story. One of my dearest friends was killed last night and I think people need to be warned.It started like every other night, some friends hanging out. It was me, Anth...
Posted by Thwackum [LpG] on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 01:33:00 PST

NEW JOB

So for those of you who dont know, I QUIT BURGER KING. woot woot.I am now employed at Coldstone, and i work with some hip cats. Of course I started working there a month ago but hey, I guess im just ...
Posted by Thwackum [LpG] on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 01:59:00 PST

Disney Land

So I'm in LA right now. Staying at a hotel. Tomarrow we're going to Disney LAnd, and as cool as the DL is. It cant comapre to what i got on the trip down. A Green Lantern ...
Posted by Thwackum [LpG] on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 10:45:00 PST

CO&CA, A7X

So last night we went to the Coheed and Avenged show. I think two words can describe it: Kick and Ass.For Coheed I got up to thesecond or third row form front. There was this 45 year old p...
Posted by Thwackum [LpG] on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 09:06:00 PST