I hope youre all sitting down... (for Adam) |
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Posted by on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 22:28:00 GMT |
This one's mainly for Kristen. |
About a year ago my cousin and I began writing an Adventurer's handbook. Just tonight I found it again. Time to dust it off and adventure.
1. As an adventurer, one must not stink. To go ...
Posted by on Sun, 13 May 2007 23:33:00 GMT |
Wikipedia? More like DICKapedia! |
Recently, my dear cousins created a Wikipedia page for me:Though at first I was a little wary, after further inspection, I found that it's perfect. As you can see, It's fairly close to the truth ...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 09:11:00 GMT |
Hidden Symbolism? |
A few nights ago I had this dream I was a blue crayon. Naturally, I feel this is highly symbollic and would like to figure out its deeper meaning.
Does anyone have any ideas?
Posted by on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 02:05:00 GMT |
My Very Excited Mother Just Served Us Nine...wait... |
Dear people of Earth,
As a fellow Earthling, I have just one simple question:
What the hell?
At this point you might be asking me this exact same question, but you hardly have any right for that....
Posted by on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 20:48:00 GMT |
I'm a Fanilow. |
I had been sharing my amazing Mandy ringtone with my friend, when a woman told me this:
"So, an'way, Barry Manilow offer'd ta play this concert ta benefit tha people starvin' in Africa. They...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 02:11:00 GMT |
What's with today? |
Although everything seemed to go horribly amuck today, it all feels like it's okay.
Disregarding the fact that I am mostly always happy, I think the weeks coming up might be the happiest I'v...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 19:16:00 GMT |
Say what? |
Recently, I read a bulletin about living in Grass Valley/Nevada City, and although most of the statements seemed fairly right on, number 37 offended me deeply.
"You know that at least one of your math...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 22:28:00 GMT |
A note for Adrien Brody. |
Dear Adrien Brody,
Marry me.
Love, Taylor.
Posted by on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 20:38:00 GMT |
My good pal Kimya. |
I should start off by saying that Kimya Dawson is a member of the band the Moldy Peaches. She's really cool.
I have her on my MSN and I always get really nervous when she logs on. Should I talk to her...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Jul 2005 14:02:00 GMT |
