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ANGEE

I am here for Friends

About Me

"Life is short. Forgive quickly. Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that makes you smile."

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People Who: Keep in touch, Tell stories, Don't spred alot of bullshit, Are challenging, Ask questions, And have time to talk

Movies:

Did your parents have any children that lived?
Sir, yes, sir.
I'll bet they regret that. You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece.
Like my uncle Les used to say "When the money is gone, it's time to move on". So enjoy it, you secret handshaking assholes.
You have to understand that there are some things a girl just can't do.
Name one.
Piss on a wall, get laid with your pants on...
Who'd want to?
I don't know about you, but I intend on writing a strongly worded letter to the White Star Line about all of this.
Well, guess I'm next. 'Bout time, too. I have a photo shoot with GQ in about an hour and a half. They've been trying to get me for weeks. Some underware thing or something...
I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!
Ah! Beach Boys!
Oh, hell no! You didn't just touch my goddamn radio!
The Beach Boys are great American music.
The Beach Boys gonna get you a great ass whuppin'. Don't you ever touch a black man's radio, boy! You can do that in China but you can get your ass killed out here, man!
How could you do this to me? On national television!
Because you're not quite evil enough.
Well it's true! You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough.
Excuse me, I uh... excuse me.
How is it in there?
Be careful.
Why's that?
You could, spend ALL your money... in there.
Ballplayers. I don't have ballplayers, I've got girls. Girls are what you sleep with after the game, not, not what you coach during the game.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
It's not. It's the same ballpark.
Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit.
THAAAANKKK YOUUUUU SIRRRRRRR.
Wow. I wish I could speak whale...
My father was an alcoholic. Mean fuckin' drunk. Used to come home hammered, looking to whale on someone. So I had to provoke him, so he wouldn't go after my mother and little brother. Interesting nights were when he wore his rings...
He used to just put a belt, a stick, and a wrench on the kitchen table and say, "Choose."
Well, I gotta go with the belt there.
I used to go with the wrench.
Why?
Cause fuck him, that' why.
Did you brush your teeth?
Yeah. You can even feel my toothbrush.
You know, I have a friend who works at the crime lab at the police station. I could give him your toothbrush and he could run a test on it... to see if you actually brushed your teeth... or just ran your toothbrush under the faucet.
If that's true, we're gonna REALLY have to start brushing our teeth.
How would you like that?
Three dimes, a hundred dollar bill and 87 ones.
In case we don't make it and I die first... eat me.
Eat you? I don't even like talking to you on the phone.
You can milk just about anything with nipples.
I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?
Have you seen this girl in the past 24 hours?
Yeah, cute kid. Ain't my type though. You know, I like 'em with a little more meat on 'em. Ha ha. The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'.
I think I can still smell your wife's pussy stink on my gun... hope it doesn't rust the barrel.
We blow half a day in Paris, all because Browning had a bad fucking dream?
What is that?
It's a belly-button ring.
Speak up, I can't hear you.
ITS A BELLY-BUTTON RING! HOW ELSE CAN I SAY IT, I DON'T SPEAK NO OTHER LANGUAGES! Oh, and you wanna know what that is,
[sticks out her tongue]
that is a tongue ring.
Pontoon boat? Whaddya going to do with a pontoon boat? Retake Omaha Beach?
I'm so hungry I could eat the ass end out of a dead rhino, I should have had you get me three of these things!
I'm telling you, the Devil gypped me for a HAMBURGER!

Heroes:

My Son was watching law&order with me where a kid jumped out into the road. I said see what can happen if you go into the road. He said " That wouldn't happen to me mommy because Spiderman would save me.

My Blog

My Family By Chelsea Harrell

My Family My brother likes to eat candy and play x-box. My dad plays x-box 360 and plays on the computer and he has a x-box thats has 15000 entedo games on it. My mom cleans the house and plays pogo. ...
Posted by ANGEE on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 01:34:00 PST

I loved halloween until I had kids

Beggers night last year was great. Ryan was a shark (so cute) & Loren was captin Jack Sparrow also very cute. Well this year two + two = four and costumes are 20-50 dollars a piece. Well Jace's costum...
Posted by ANGEE on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 03:02:00 PST

Everyone in the house agrees

Blake Is Awesome! ...
Posted by ANGEE on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 04:54:00 PST

kindergarten

I thought today would be a happy day. I have been really excited over the last couple of days. My baby started kindergarten today. He should of rode the bus this morning... I couldn't bring myself to ...
Posted by ANGEE on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 11:15:00 PST

About me ABC's

A - Available?: NopeA - Age?: 22A - Annoyance?: LiesB - Best Friend?: RobB - Bar?: E&R'sB - Birthday?: December 12C - Crush? Rather not sayC - Car?: Anykind that shifts and isn't loudC - Cat?: No...
Posted by ANGEE on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 01:09:00 PST

Goes with the territory

Three male friends are walking along and one of them stumbles upon a genie lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie pops out. "I will grant you all one wish!" The first guy says... "I would like to be 10% ...
Posted by ANGEE on Sat, 06 May 2006 05:01:00 PST

The worst thing in the world.

I am sure that everyone has things that absolutely get on their nerves. I even try my best to get onto peoples nerves. Mostly the idea of things erking people dishonest people or husbands not picking...
Posted by ANGEE on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 02:18:00 PST

Hilarity Mixed Emotions

This is sooo funny. I am not saying to go out and do this. I have seen it done and found it quite funny. You know how your car collects extra bullshit? Say your driving in your car and you stop to buy...
Posted by ANGEE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Unfortunate

Would I win the lottery? Sure I have as good a chance as anyone else. I have know for a while what I would do with the Money. Dirty south Columbus. Sure things are bad everywhere but the southend has ...
Posted by ANGEE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bullshit Conversations

Writing a letter is so much better that speaking face to face. It gives a person a chance to say everything that they want. The reader absorbs everything that was said. When someone is talking to you...
Posted by ANGEE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST