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i'm an apartment, i'm cold, i'm tempramental, my decor is the product of 24 interior designers and counting, i house only those who rawk!, and luckily, they live here. the ceilings in me are approximately 6' 8" tall, so you scrape your knuckles when you go to stretch out or change your shirt, and oh yeah they're all crooked. there's a closet door that stands only three feet high, then in the living room there's a closet where all the heat goes, this is my portal of life. i have a balcony that faces the wrong way and a crawl space above me that houses balls of fur with teeth. the bathtub does'nt drain, so retaining all that water, makes me bitchy and i make everyone pay for it. most of the windows in me either dont open, or close. i have a paneled wall in me, and a most of the carpets are indescribable colors. i am one hot property.