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I am here for Friends

About Me

i'm married so all y'all whore-slices need to step off. nobody other than foxy red-heads need apply. all this chitt is so out of date and i'm sure that most of the folks who will read this already know that i tend to rock from time to time. let the nay-sayers say thier "nay"'s but it changes not my fuckingly awesome personality. (how's that for self promotion,eh?)often times when i'm trying to be serious the initial response is a blank stare as if to say " i don't get it " or " was that the punch line " as i normally keep a sarcastic air about me. but something i am very serious about is my driving. i LOVE the road. no shizzle, supply the gas and i'll bring you just about anywhere.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

i think i know too many people already, is it possible to un-meet somebody? i'd like to go on a road trip someday soon, anybody need a driver?

My Blog

faux years eve!

i'll be quick with my words. i just had my thirtieth birthday a few days ago and i found myself in bed reading garrison kielor at 9:30 p.m. new years eve. GARRISON-fuckin-KIELOR! is there any oth...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jan 2009 13:18:00 GMT

cinco-de-sigh-o

so i'm talking to mine friend joe over the telephone and he's explaining to me that his roomie's out of town for the weekend. first instinct (snap) barbeque. so i go to the computor to find a nice pla...
Posted by on Thu, 04 May 2006 21:00:00 GMT

(as all good writings begin) alright, so it's like this. . .

alright so it's like this, last friday my lady and myself both had not a thing to do so we hop the train towards downtown pdx. half way there i get a hankerin' for whiskey and make my needs known. so ...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 12:33:00 GMT

hoist de main sail ! (maiden voyage into the blogasphere)

so why the fuck is it that social polatics dictates that " ifyou aint got nothing nice to say then keep your yap strapped " where's the reason in that i ask you. when obeyed this rule of thumb means t...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Oct 2005 14:41:00 GMT

HEY,I'M EATIN' WORMS OVER HERE !

naw,not really. come check out my joint, if ya don't like it you git yer money back. dig?
Posted by on Thu, 12 May 2005 17:44:00 GMT