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Under The Bamboo Tree...

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

I need to draw more. I'm sad and happy all the time. I smoke trees by the bushel. I'm trying as hard as possible to ruin my feet through skateboarding, and so far I'm succeeding. I drink quite a bit. I'm trying to assemble the coolest personal library ever. Girls make me act like the biggest idiot in the world. I hate, hate, HATE people who put the toilet paper roll on backwards. I'm itching to get into a fist fight with someone. I have scars on a majority of my body. I'm talkative to the point of annoyance, but everyone says I'm the friendliest person they've ever met.

My Interests

music, skateboarding, shoes, art, inside jokes, spanish gameshows, smoking, stuff. and girls. and Top Ramen.

I'd like to meet:

Smart, pretty girls. People who put the toilet paper roll on right. Skateboarders. John, Paul, George, and Ringo. Taggers. Musicmakers and dreamers of dreams.

Music:

The Beatles, Aaron Neville, Mr. Dibbs, Slayer, Coco Rosie, Shuggie Otis, Electric Light Orchestra, Sergio Mendes, Dexter Gordon, Elliott Smith, Anti Pop Consortium, Blondie, Miles Davis, Crass, Thelonius Monk, Buck 65, Edan, Etta James, J-zone, Necro, Echo and The Bunnymen, Dr. Octagon, MF Doom, Steely Dan, Motorhead, Big L,Cannibal Corpse, Patsy Cline, Napalm Death, Air, Sage Francis, Milk D, Wu Tang Clan, Bell Biv DeVoe, Simon & Garfunkel, De La Soul, KRS One, Death Cab for Cutie, M.I.A., The Smiths, The Dead Milkmen, The Cure, MC Paul Barman, Prince, Anal Cunt, The Clash, Minor Threat, NOFX, Peanut Butter Wolf, Dufflebag Girlfriend, and the list goes on and on...

Movies:

Memento, The Pink Panther, The Shining, Good Will Hunting, The Goonies, Belly, Sexy Beast, Heavy Metal Parking Lot, The Virgin Suicides, How To Steal A Million Dollars, Snatch, Pi, Wild Style, Requim for a Dream, Master of the Flying Guillotine,The Iron Giant, Fistful of Dollars, Half Baked, Kentucky Fried Movie, Alice in Wonderland, Ghost in the Shell, Akira, Buffalo 66,Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Princess Mononoke, Breakin', This is where Gunman came from, Elephant, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Batman, Logans Run, I could go on forever...

Television:

Legends of The Hidden Temple, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, The Food Network, The History Channel, Animal Planet, and T.V. is evil, and I'm trying to break myself of the habit of watching it.

Books:

Lord of The Flies, The Chronicles of Narnia, Dealing with Bi-Polar Disorder, Girls For Dummies, anything Kurt Vonnegut has put a pen to, Dante's Inferno, hell, just books in general. I love reading.

Heroes:

My Mom, Mickey Mouse, Egon Schiele, Patrick Nagel, anyone who makes skateboarding look easy. Because it's not. Alphonse Maria Mucha, Morrisey, Justin Attalian, and Kim Garbino.

My Blog

Old poem.

I was cleaning out some boxes in my godmothers garage today, and I found a bunch of old sketch books. I flipped through them and found this poem I wrote. I thought I'd share it. It's 6 am and I have t...
Posted by Under The Bamboo Tree... on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 02:34:00 PST

Sweet.

Forget the wrists. Go for the artery around the blood donating vein on the inside right of the left elbow or inside left of right elbow. Have a few drinks(eases pain and yuck facto...
Posted by Under The Bamboo Tree... on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 01:02:00 PST

Red, red, red...

I was thinking today, that love is like jumping off of a building. You're scared shitless to do it, then you jump, and you're just falling. Sometimes fast, sometimes slow, then BAM! you hit the ground...
Posted by Under The Bamboo Tree... on Sun, 16 Oct 2005 07:27:00 PST

Amazing Poem.

Well, I think it is. Here you go. A. E. Housman (18591936). A Shropshire Lad. 1896. XIII. When I was one-and-twenty WHEN I was one-and-twenty I heard a wise man say, Giv...
Posted by Under The Bamboo Tree... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Rad. It's got a name now

My penis's new name is Prince Charlie the Irresistable Little Willy.Take Name Your Penis by badasstronaut today!Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator Generator....
Posted by Under The Bamboo Tree... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fetus love.

I adopted a cute lil' fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
Posted by Under The Bamboo Tree... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Heavy Ceiling

This song describes me almost to a t. If anyone needs a general insight into my personality, this is it. I'm not so much like this any more, but it's still me to a point. The song is by Deep Puddle Dy...
Posted by Under The Bamboo Tree... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

It's painful here, and unfit there...

I was listening to the radio today when they played a song by Neil Young. It made me realize how much I miss my mother. I mean, really miss her. I even cried a little bit. I don't know if this is real...
Posted by Under The Bamboo Tree... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

no reason, I just like doing things like that...

Last week I had the most fun I've had in a long time. My friend Jason and I stole around three hundred and fifty dollars worth of candy, sausages, batteries, sandals, cd's we had never heard of that w...
Posted by Under The Bamboo Tree... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I wonder...

How much of our brains are taken up by music? I mean, I know the lyrics to every cd I have, and countless others I don't. I know exactly how the songs go without the music. This has been bugging me fo...
Posted by Under The Bamboo Tree... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST