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About Me

Now this is the story all about how my life got flip-turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute, just please sit still, I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Scumerville. In upstate NewYorkia I'm born and raised. On Nantasket is where I spent most of my days. Chilling out, maxin, relaxin all cool and all shootin some b-ball outside of the school when a couple of guys, they were up to no good started making trouble in my neighbourhood. I got arrested just twice and my mom got ill and said "you're moving with Dutch, SKAJ, and (Ber)Nozzle in "The Ville". I begged and pleaded with her day after day but she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way. She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it. First class, yo this is bad, drinking Bert Grants out of a champagne glass. If this's what the people of The Central livin' like, hmm this might be alright! I whistled for a cab and when it came near the licensplate said "GAY" and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was chill but I thought "Man forget it, go home to Da Ville". I pulled up to the Central number 108 and I yelled to the cabby "Go, home smell you later". looked at my kingdom I was finally thrilled to sit my throne as the prince of The Ville................

My Interests

things on top of things

I'd like to meet:

The motherfucker that ruined my life

Music:

sure. MELVINS, Primus, Tenacious D, Kyuss, QOTSA, EaglesOfDeathMetal, Hermano, Desert Sessions, Estradasphere, Secret Chiefs, Bungle, Fantomas, Faith no More, Tomohawk, nirvana, sleep, Bonic Shabbas, high on fire, Maiden, All 4 Metallica Albums ever made, Slayer, emperor, dissection, Sigh, Mastadon, Impaled Nazarene, bruce willis, opeth, Bathory, Venom, Satyricon, Down, bill, Sepultura, Tom Waits, cash, Melt Banana, GnFnR, Pantera, Priest, Skid Row, Motley Cru, Dwarves, Mondo Generator, turbonegro, Beastie Boys, motorhead, Eye Hate God, Neurosis, Crowbar, Soilent green, John Zorn, PBOY, FEARED IST the HUNTER-the WOLVE LAITH DOWN, NWA, Snoop, Digital Underground, Wu, Tribe Called Quest, De la Soul, IcemutherfuckinT, BodymutherfuckinCount, Robert Johnson, BB, lightnin hopkins, howlin wolf, leadbelly, JR Kimbrough, Jr wells, john lee Hooker, jimi, Bob, Tosh, Toots, Praxis, more...

Movies:

12 monkeys, Sin City, Fight Club, Godfather, Goodfellas, Millers Crossing, Deer Hunter, Land of the Dead, Undead, Dawn of the Dead(s), Night Of the Living Dead, Shawn of the DEAD, day of the dead, Return Of the Living Dead, 28 days later, Best in Show, Guffman, a mighty wind, Star Wars disincluding Episode 1, Pulp Fiction, Res Dogs, Kill Bill 1&2, House of Flying Daggers, Crouching T Hidden D, Hero, Number Johnny Five, Coupon the movie, run ronnie run, CB4, Dont be a menace..., robojox, innerspace, king of new york, search and destroy, black hawk down, full metal jacket, platoon, back 2 the future(s), Ghostbusters, Scrooged, Indiana Jones, critters, puppetmaster, Alien, labrinth, ichi, Junior, twins, swingers, made, House of 1000 corpses, devils rejects, for better or for worse, ...

Television:

Family guy, Futurama, South Park, Simpsons, Home Movies, Aqua Teen, robot chicken, ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN PA, strangers with candy, Mr. Show, UCB, SNL, kids inthe Hall, in living color, State, Stella, Reno 911, Seinfeld, Tenacious D, Arrested Developement, Samurai Jack, Daily Show, colbert, Howard Stern, metalocalypse, more...

Books:

vonnegut, Pahlaniuk, Boll, Welsh

Heroes:

jesus Christ, Profit Muhammed, bonics, bif tannen, darth vader, venom, W, cryptonite, the fertelli's, Lex Luther, the emperor, bane, Satan, Butch Cassidy, Sundance Kid, magnetus, laura dorato, Hori Tome, P.F.,