Eryk Photography

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Live in studio assistant. WANTED.

Eryk Photography and Eryk are looking for an assistant with long term ambition, preferably to be a successful international photographer.

The position will require a wide range of duties, ranging from assisting (photographic training provided for free), cleaning, cooking, caring about the studio and general maintenance of the studio and treating the place with respect, like their own place, which doesn’t mean literally because I have seen a lot of places which I couldn’t find an empty square foot of the floor to put my foot on because the place was covered with stinky bongs and some were in the horizontal position, which the special liquid aroma was filling the room.

Like anywhere in the civilized world, pay will be started from a minimal amount (talking about assisting in an international studio) and with potential, which will involve time to make a lot of money.

My studio is self efficient, in the full meaning of this word. It has got space, all kinds of equipment- analogue and digital and living requirements which includes a fully equipped kitchen, bathroom, shower, spare bedroom and because we are living once and some people are born to live to work and some peoples mentality, they are born to work to be able to live.

Living should be a pleasure and the studio supplies all the needs to make living pleasurable, starting from intellectual reading, going through a very well stocked bar (during some parties people misled my bar for a public bar, where they were holding $20 bill in their hand and asking the girl, which happened to be behind the bar for a vodka martini and usually they got the answer, “get fucked. Get your own”.

Bar is constructed that it has a number of compartments which some compartments hold nice surprises.

Exercise is important, so we have an exercise room which has a round glowing podium, with a shiny pole coming out from the podium and going up to the ceiling and your imagination is the limit of what you can do with it etc etc.

Don’t get me wrong, I am not trying to say that life is a party, but a party can be a part of life.

Requirements of the person, who applies:

- Must have a good quality brain, like my friend who had a brain transplant operation and had choice of a brain that would be put in his head. An Australian brain was most expensive because it was much less used, which meant it was in very good condition, which doesn’t mean Australian brains with a bit of hard work can become a little bit cheaper. Basically I am open for people who can be from different parts of our planet, including Eskimo, aboriginals, people from neighboring countries which there main outfits are grass skirts. Basically everybody with strong, no bullshit passion and ambition is welcome. I’ve got how I mentioned before, a room, which is a luxury bedroom, with cable tv, stereo, queen size bed and the preference would be people who put in front, learning, working, perusing spending time till 8 in the morning at clubs and swallowing bad quality pills (which cause a form of lobotomy) and definitely ice smokers need not apply. I checked myself in the mirror this morning and I don’t have a halo on top of my head, putting it in another way- I am not a saint, which I think I think its clear to understand, that a lot of things that society does not approve of, I do. Condition is for the first number of months, I will insist on you to live in the studio, which will cut your expenses tremendously. I like to eat well and I like to share, that food is not a problem. I’ve got one car too many which can be included into the package, all petrol which involves business, is obviously reimbursed and service of the car.

I’ve got a long record of making people successful in life, in all different areas, starting from photography, styling, production, make up, movie directors etc. and when somebody bothers to read this essay, they are more than welcome to pass it on to a friend or family member or post it wherever they think is appropriate.

The studio is located in the heart of the trendy district in Melbourne, surrounded with shops, bars and clubs

Part of the package again is the use of all equipment in the studio and do private jobs, when time allow, meaning making extra money.

This is the type of people who I like:

1. People who eat meat because bullshit about killing and saving animals (and by the way I am a full on environmentalist and I love animals, more than I love people) for food is total crap.

2. I don’t like hypochondriacs, which can talk for an hour about a broken nail or split end in their hair.

3. People who have got their own opinion about things, not based on bullshit society, but liking or not liking something, is based on the power of the brain, which will make that they can explain why. People who say because, because are definitely not the go.

4. open mindedness to all aspects of life, is highly appreciated

5. on the practical side, people with strong attachments, boyfriends, girlfriends, cause a big amount of energy in their action which has got nothing to do with the studio.

6. I appreciate people who understand the saying, give and take and take and give.

I am a person who’s got two layers of skin, thick and thin, which depends on the people with who I deal. I can be a cunt and at the same time, I can be a very nice and understanding guy.

I don’t think I will get a lot of replies, but every rule has got an exception and I am looking for exceptions.

All the best to all of you, to get to the end of this, type of Guiness book of records advertisement for the job

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