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About Me

hal-ooo! my name is shelly. i like cheese. and cookies. sometimes even together. but that's beside the point. i've recently gotten into a little hobby i like to call "stand in front of the camera and try to look good". just so ya'll know. i also do a little belly-dance booty shakin on the side! haha. my troupe is kismet. if any of you want performance dates, let me know! mmmkay? i'm outgoing, and love to laugh. i'm up for meeting just about anyone. as long as they're fun. i can't stand boring people. they're like hairs in the soup of life. haha. oh, and i like streaking. *said matter-of factly*

My Interests

modeling, eating, outdoors-ee stuff, eating, belly-dancing...and more eating. (and no i don't puke after i do so. the curves in my ass prove it. haha)

I'd like to meet:

um...people. who like me. and i like them. and we get along. with happy birds chirping. and sunshine-ee shiny sun. and riotous laughter. i'm also looking to find people interested in taking my picture(PROFESSIONALLY). that's basically it. or make-up artists/ hair stylists. i'm trying to build my portfolio. thanks dudes!

Music:

anything but country. 'nuff said. but i do LUFF anything arabian. especially the clubbing music.

Movies:

my favorite is moulin rouge. how i wish i were a diamond dog! i'm also a huge fan of the the family man (or anything with nicolas cage in it for that matter) because it makes me want kiddies! (which makes me feel strange and uneasy...but oh well.)

Television:

don't watch it. but i like to watch the discontinued venture brothers. if you've heard of it AND like it, you're automatically my favorite person. haha.

Books:

my favorite right now is beautiful and damned by fitz. he's so yummy. and the cat in the hat. my 2 year old brother recites the whole thing to me on a regular basis. it's so darned cute! and of course my ALL time favorite, zork and the forces of krill! you can never go wrong with a choose your own adventure book! well...i guess it depends what page you turn to. haha

Heroes:

my hubby. he treats me right goll darn! and anyone who lives their life doing what they want. no inhibitions.