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About Me

*Not Reading This Disclaimer Has Caused Cancer in Lab Rats* I AM NOT LOOKING FOR A DATE! End DisclaimerI am a college student with a penchant for gaming, anime, and dangerous engineering projects. (45mph wheelchair, battlebot, paintball machine gun)I also make and watch AMVs, many of which are displayed on my friends' sites (Chris Gomez, Thomas Goeson, etc.) Finally, I am a huge fan of Silent Hill.The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very High
Level 2 (Lustful) Moderate
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very High
Level 7 (Violent) Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Very Low
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An excellent killer! You even make your commander Griffin jealous! You have no time for women. You kill, kill, kill. On the battle field, you are the one that the enemy should fear. Hmm...could it be because you're a berserker? ReverseBlade!

My Interests

Paintball Dangerous Engineering Projects Shooting Boxing AMV directing Reading Gaming Distillation AMV viewing Watching Movies

I'd like to meet:

Uwe Boll so I can smack him. Rev. Peter Popoff and Benny Hinn to expose their frauds. If it exist, who or whatever runs this universe (Pulitzer, here I come!) King Leonidas I The Inventor of the Pet Rock (We need more useless crap) Akira Yamaoka (Silent Hill Music Composer) Shinji Mikami (Creator of Resident Evil) George A Romero

Music:

Bands Led Zeppelin *Said With Reverence* Lynyrd Skynyrd (The Sweet Home Alabama guys...) ACDC (Because we all have Big Balls...) KoRn (Because spelling is a luxury) System of a Down (Proving sensical lyrics are a thing of the past!) Jimi Hendrix *The Greatest Guitarist Who Ever Lived* B.B. King *The 2nd Greatest Guitarist Who Ever Lived* Yoko Kanno (Who Says J-Pop singers can't speak English?) Carl Orff (Proving that good music doesn't have to come from good people) Ween (Its Gonna Be A Long Night...) Akira Yamaoka (Because random thwacks on steel can be good in concert)Singles Cells by The Servant (The trailer music from Sin City) Do the Evolution (The *Only* good song by Pearl Jam) Dry the Rain by The Beta Band (No One Has Ever Heard Of This...) A Girl Named Tex by Trocadero Gorillaz

Movies:

Citizen Kane (SPOILER: ROSEBUD IS A SLED!) Sin City (I actually read the comic so my opinion is valid) Plan 9 from Outer Space (R.I.P. Bela Lugosi) Anything by Uwe Boll (He makes Ed Wood look like Stephen Spielberg) Brotherhood of the Wolf (In the words of Carl "Friggin' Awesome!") USS VD: Ship of Shame (I feel sorry for Doctors on ships) Akira Manos: The Hands of Fate (MST3K Version) Evil Dead Trilogy Glitter (Nothing fries a brain faster) Day of the Triffids (I stand corrected...) Fight Club (His Name is Robert Paulsen) The Godfather The Shawshank Redemption Pulp Fiction The Seven Samurai History of the World: Part One Soylent Green (SPOILER: ITS PEOPLE!) Half Baked

Television:

Batman the Animated Series (Introduced Harley Quinn) Freakazoid! Spaced (Brought to you by the makers of Shaun of the Dead) Band of Brothers (Just Ask Chris) Drawn Together! Judge Judy (You can learn so much...) The Daily Show

Books:

Berserk by Kentaro Miura (Here's a video about the series) Lone Wolf and Cub, Samurai Executioner by Kazuo Koike, Goseki Kojima Everything by George Orwell Everything by H.G. Wells The Divine Comedy by Dante Aligheri Everything by Chuck Palahniuk The Stand by Stephen King Maus by Art Spiegelman Sin City by Frank Miller 300 by Frank Miller Akira by Katsuhiro Otomo The Souls of Black Folk by W.E.B. Dubois Sarajevo, Palestine by Joe Sacco The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexandre Dumas

Heroes:

Norman Borlaug Harley Quinn (AKA Harleen Quinzel) Carl Herman Unthan Fritz Kreisler Sniper Wolf (Does this count...?) Randall Joeseph Skaggs

My Blog

SANTACON 2006 IN SAN FRANCISCO!

Its that time of year again! Santacon is planned on December 9th in San Francisco this year, and I'm ready. For those of you who don't know, Santacon is an annual event hosted by the Cacop...
Posted by Maria on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 01:00:00 PST

Hello Nurse!

Registered for classes at Sac State. All is well. I just got ahold of some episodes of the Animaniacs and Clerks television series from some friends. Pretty funny stuff. I even ...
Posted by Maria on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 10:44:00 PST

RIP Pink Floyd fellow

Nooooooooooooo! One of the members of Pink Flody just kicked the bucket. While not one of the more important ones (I'm looking at you David Gillmore), this is almost as devastating, as it has da...
Posted by Maria on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 10:07:00 PST

Webcomics

Hey, everyone! It's been a while, but I finally got around to returning to my blog. A lot has happened since my last post on June 1. I got interviewed for a job with Davis PD, my com...
Posted by Maria on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 09:49:00 PST

Bad Movie Review .11 (Title too long) The Incredibly Strange Creatures...

Bad Movie Review #11 (Longest Title Ever) *Deep Breath* The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Suddenly Stopped Living and Became Mixed Up Zombies This is a musical... with zombies. One of the most famo...
Posted by Maria on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 07:30:00 PST

Bad Movie Review .10 Fist of the North Star (When Ken Punches People, They Explode...)

FIST OF THE NORTH STAR Not Rated Copyright 1986 Toei Animation Company LTD. Reviewed a long time ago. Ken - Martial arts master known as the Fist of the North Star. Not only can he perform clothes ...
Posted by Maria on Fri, 26 May 2006 08:41:00 PST

Bad Movie Review . 9: Death Race 2000

DEATH RACE 2000 Rated R Copyright 1978 New World Pictures. Reviewed a long time ago. Frankenstein - David Carradine! Dark and brooding racer, he is believed to be a myriad of replaced limbs. Machi...
Posted by Maria on Wed, 24 May 2006 09:31:00 PST

Bad Movie Review .8: Catwoman (Worst comic book film ever...)

Catwoman Mr. Cranky's rating: What kind of creative power was generated by the writers on this fiasco when they came up with this gem of a plot: "evil make-up threatens world"? Hell, why not ...
Posted by Maria on Tue, 23 May 2006 09:30:00 PST

Bad Movie Review .7 Dawn of the Dead (Not Really a B Movie, but I can deal...)

DAWN OF THE DEAD Unrated (Intestines are bad for that.) Copyright 1978 Laurel Group. Reviewed a long time ago. Peter - A shining example of having your head screwed on straight here, though a littl...
Posted by Maria on Mon, 22 May 2006 04:20:00 PST

Bad Movie Review . 6: Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter (badmovies.org)

JESUS CHRIST VAMPIRE HUNTER Not Rated Copyright 2001 Odessa Filmworks. Reviewed 17 June 2002. Jesus Christ - If there is one thing that the Son of God is good at, it is banishing vampires. Mary Ma...
Posted by Maria on Sat, 20 May 2006 09:04:00 PST