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Lady T.

It costs a lot to look this cheap!

About Me

Which one of you is buying me a drink?

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / polka dots

My Interests

recipes- although this borders on obsession, drunken mad libs, low-brow art, apples to apples, dive bars, flea markets, tough crowds, naked women, rhinestones, glitter, record reviews, fake eyelashes, baking, glue guns, vintage aprons, festivals, music, pink elephants, collecting vinyl, mod podge, snowglobes, costuming, camping, going to shows, dance parties, my sewing machine, polka dots and paper from the late 1800s through the late 60s in the form of advertisements, postcards, photographs, and or books.

I'd like to meet:

Zsa Zsa Gabor, Mamie Van Doren, Dolly Parton.......if your blonde and busty you can count me in. Michael Jackson would be pretty awesome too, cause man, what a freakshow!

Music:

i have a serious weakness for one man bands, but i don't discriminate, I love it all. Garage, country, soul, stoner, metal, hardcore, electroclash, whatever. My records collection is all over the place, from Dystopia to Hall and Oats. WTF? Yeah, I know.

Movies:

hedwig and the angry inch, BARBARELLA, who's afraid of virginia wolfe, whatever happened to baby jane, raising arizona, ONE MILLION YEARS B.C., election, the dancing outlaw, big fish, terror firmer, SWITCHBLADE SISTERS, Talented Mr. Ripley, groundhog day, beetlejuice, punch drunk love, eternal sunshine

Television:

I fucking LOVE Lifetime Movie Network! Other than that Rescue me.

Books:

I'll read just about anything, but am partial to memoirs. David sedaris, Hollis Gilespie, Aaron cometbus, james lelikes- gallery of regrettable food and interior desecrations- if you haven't seen these books, pick them up they're fucking HYSTERICAL......I really love cook books. Ina Garten is my latest favorite....joy of cooking, dictionary....Magazines are my true reading pleasure. I take Punk planet, Razorcake, Juxtapoze, Venus and Bust, although Ready Made is fun as are Varla, Horizontal Action, Modern Drunkard. Yeah. I like to read. A lot.

Heroes:

my accomplished parents

My Blog

Myers-Briggs Personality Test

Bored and took the test again.  It had been a while.....I think last time I took one was when my 8th English teacher told my parents I had a problem with female authority and suggested I see a shrink....
Posted by Lady T. on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 08:09:00 PST

Apparently you can’t say tits at Disneyland

Just was cleaning and found an old notebook.  Those of you who know me well know I like to take drunken notes..........these are a few of the gems, the title of this blog inluded :CHRIS BONDOn ponderi...
Posted by Lady T. on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 07:38:00 PST

the spoon of reason

Last week I smoked a Misty 120 with 2 trannies from Las Vegas at BarFly’s. Filter-less. Had it not been a Tuesday night, the events of the evening would have turned out significantly different...
Posted by Lady T. on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 08:37:00 PST

Chicken cooping 101

Monday evening I came home from the grocery store to find 1 little hen in our dilapidated makeshift chicken coop compliments of my honey bun. Three to start, but an ornery rooster and a love struck h...
Posted by Lady T. on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 05:45:00 PST

Give me a gearhead or give me death!

Ah yes, my moment of clarity.Aka I am hung over as fuck.Last night was the Musedot event. Erica? Super awesome. Beauty bar? Not so super awesome. The event went well and that is great. But I tell...
Posted by Lady T. on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 04:07:00 PST

Thug Life

Thanksgiving is coming and I'm super excited. It's so gay, but I am really into all this homemaker crap. I mean, if I could do THAT for a living, I'd be like a millionaire. Oh wait, someone already di...
Posted by Lady T. on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 03:38:00 PST

Titty national bank

Funny things in baton rouge: Titty National Bank Jonathon throwing up on the microphone at kareoke Carmouche getting creamed by the gazelle workout machine. yeah, the visit was awesome.  Do n...
Posted by Lady T. on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 03:21:00 PST

im back to blogging, bitches!

Ooooh nooooo!  It is 9.26 am and I have, in the two hours I've been awake, consumed nearly my weight in water.  Last nights quick little jaunt to the Parlor for a pitcher or two turned into ...
Posted by Lady T. on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 03:28:00 PST

What can brown do for you???

In desperation, Monday, I made the afwful mistake of  signing up to be a UPS driver helper.  I thought, "we'll, I could use the extra money for Christmas and with the average weight loss wit...
Posted by Lady T. on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 12:43:00 PST

That Tara sure is a silly bitch!

I could die.  Every time I get around that gaggle of girls I call my friends, it spells T-R-O-U-B-L-E.  I am operating on 2 hours of sleep and I had a chilidog for breakfast.  What that...
Posted by Lady T. on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 08:15:00 PST