"I have something to tell you, a matter to recount to you: Words regarding wood, whisperings regarding stone, conversings of heaven with earth, of the deep with the stars; I understand lightning which not even the heavens know, a matter which men do not know, which the hordes of the earth do not understand. Come and I will explain it for you..." The Ba'lu Myth of Ugarit..........I am in an 8 year PhD program. I am a nerd. I am crazy. What have I done?? I want to teach. (And when I say 'teach', I mean honestly... for the love of knowledge and experience, along with every diverse way of interpreting information, and not to mentally masterbate or produce clones of myself.) I am training to be an archaeologist. I am very interested in ethics, structure, theory, and methodology. I have worked in Micronesia, the Caribbean, and Middle East, but will work primarily in the Levant. For the next few years, I will be working in south central Turkey each summer. If you call what I do 'biblical archaeology', i will karate chop you-- right in the neck. If you don't know why, I will karate chop you once more, for good measure. I hope to fight Nazis, womanize, and find the ark of the covenant like Indiana Jones. Well, I'd settle for one out of three... // I am fond of the cost effectiveness of 40 oz. Pabsts. You will not shame me, Pabst tastes like home. // I can kick it high brow or low brow. I usually overdress for any occasion. // Sometimes I accept the universe. Often, I do not. I want a revolution. // I may have A.D.D. When I drink coffee, I get spider senses. // I will give you anything you need, but I will not waste my time on anything I deem superfluous. I love without fear. I will change the world. // I have a knack for exposing myself in public unintentionally. // I think George Bush is a criminal. // I spend time planning my outfits and coordinating jewelry. // My feelers get hurt easily. I cannot keep secrets. I try to crawl inside everyone's head. I am very analytical and intuitive. // I will remember what sign you are. // Reading the news makes me cry. // I think about how to be happy every day. // I figure things out through talking. I could discuss literature/lyrics/art/philosophy/film for hours. // I do not identify with what is light, but what is heavy. Honesty is often devastating, but I demand it from myself and others. It is the only way to be free. // I love to create. I love to cook. I drink pickle juice. I will put anything in a salad. I am a goat. // Other perspectives are some of the most important things to understand in life. But start with understanding yourself. // I find infatuation to be insulting. // I wish I didn't take everything so seriously. // I translate dead languages for fun. Hebrew makes me very happy. Akkadian mades me angry. Aramaic is alright. I guess. German is the bane of my existence. If you even say 'Gesundheit!' to me, I will spit on you like a llama. // I break out into song often. I recite poetry and lyrics in my head. // I am too judgmental. // I age backwards. // I constantly think I am the first person to invent things that have been invented ages ago. // I fall in love with fallen leaves. // I will force myself to buy a plane ticket out of the country at least once a year, where I live out of an alice pack and hitchhike around. // I dance like a rockstar. Or at least I'd like to think so. // Double negatives confuse me. // I don't believe in good or bad guys, or what sides they may be on. // I scoff at hipsters, but only because I think I'm hipper. Does that make me a hipster? // I hold on tightly and let go lightly. I don't give up on people even when I should. // I don't trust easy answers. Dare to be scared in the face of the unexplained, instead of using your safe formulas. The universe is a beautiful entropy, and your religion won't change a damn thing. Accept it if you can. // Sometimes I struggle with the hedonistic nature of my existence. I may run away to the peace corp. // I say "SHAZZAM!" or "JUDO CHOP!" when doing everyday activities. // I am passionate. I have a penchant for organization. // I hate going with the flow. I must be on the move, at least dynamic with own self. // I giggle profusely, usually at my own lame jokes, which may or may not involve putting chopsticks in my mouth and barking like a walrus.
""may my heart always be open to little/ birds who are the secrets of living/ whatever they sing is better than to know/ and if men should not hear them men are old/ may my mind stroll about hungry/ and fearless and thirsty and supple/ and even if its sunday may i be wrong/ for whenever men are right they are not young/ and may myself do nothing usefully/ and love yourself so more than truly/ there's never been quite such a fool who could fail/ pulling all the sky over him with one smile"" e.e. cummings
Your Birthdate: January 11
Your birth on the 11th day of the month makes you something of a dreamer and an idealist.You work well with people because you know how to use persuasion rather than force.There is a strong spiritual side to your nature, and you may have intuitive qualities inherent in your make up, too.You are very aware and sensitive, though often temperamental.Although you have a good mind and you are very analytical, you may not be comfortable in the business world.You are definitely creative and this influence tends to make you more of a dreamer than a doer.
What Does Your Birth Date Mean?According to the "Which Big Lebowski character are you?" quiz:
Why don't you check it out? Or we cut off your Johnson!
You are...the brat prince. The rock star. The vain one.
My score on The Quick and Dirty Personality Test :
ENFJ- The Teacher
(Your Type is 100% Extroverted, 25% Observant, 0% Logical and 81% Structured)
Your type is known as the teacher, or the educating mentor. You also belong to the larger group, called idealists. You tend to bring out the best in other people. You lead without seeming to do so. People are naturally drawn to you. You expect the very best from people which takes the form of enthusiastic encouragement which is so charming that people try their best not to disappoint you. You share your personality type with 3% of the population.
You need to feel a deep and meaningful connection to your romantic partners, and go to great lengths to understand and please your mate. Harmony is vitally important to you, and you often put others' needs before your own. You have a pretty thin skin and are easily hurt. Although you strive for harmony, when your values or ethics are violated, you can be very emotional, confrontational, and even punishing. However, you are very insightful about the underlying cause of conflicts, and an excellent communicator, so you have the tools to bring about a quick and peaceful resolution as long as you can keep control of your facilities. You want to be appreciated for your thoughtfulness and compassion. You need your partner to make a real effort to get to know you. Above all, you need to be able to express your feelings and have them taken seriously.
Your group summary: idealists (NF)
Your type summary: ENFJvincex's shorter version of this test.
My longer version of this same test. The real deal.
Link: The Quick and Dirty Personality Test
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