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RoKs

Neurotic DJ genius

About Me

I'm that DJ thats been around for about 1000 years and played in just about every Derby club; so if you're thinking "how do I know you?" then thats probably how. If you've supported me over the years then i've got nothing but love for ya! I've very nearly finished my degree (and about to have time on my hands) so i'll see you from behind the decks soon! Free Myspace Layouts by TheMyspaceLayout.com.
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My Interests

Being an amazing DJ, being an arrogant git (see previous comment), being a loyal friend, laughing as often as possible, music, American football, basketball, swimming, sharks, eating road kill (especially TB riddled badgers!), random things; like this for example... I adopted a cute lil' poison fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

I'd like to meet:

Payton Manning, Joey de Maio and Christian Bale. Mike fuckin' Strutter!!! People who like comedy; if you dont like Red Dwarf, Southpark or Blackadder you have no sense of humour and should kill yourself. Seriously. By the way; please dont be one of those people who takes myspace really seriously. Its supposed to be fun! It doesn't define you as a person!
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Music:

Electro house (50%) and Metal (50%). Very odd combination eh? I go through phases regularly but I generally dont like R&B (except for a few exceptions). ALL HAIL MANOWAR!!!

Movies:

Anything with Christian Bale in (especially Equilibrium). I should point out that I like him for his acting!

Television:

Comedy (Red dwarf, Southpark, Blackadder and Mike Strutter), Science documentaries (Particularly anything on Mako sharks), deadliest catch is awesome too.

Books:

Everything ever written by David Gemmell (RIP), Michael Crichton and Bernard Cornwell.

Heroes:

The Rock, Stone Cold Steve Austin. Eric Cartman. Mike Strutter (Go fuck your mother!). All of my heroes are character creations. Thats because I'll only respect real people; never idolise them...START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE
A 200 Question Fun Survey 4 Myspace (All The Bzoink Surveys Put Together)
Full Name:: Tim Walker
Birthday:: 1st August
Birthplace:: Nottingham
Eye Color:: Varies
Hair Color:: dark blonde
Height:: 5'9"
Weight:: 14st (and going down steadily)
Right handed or Left handed?: right
Your Heritage:: white boy from Nottingham
My Worst Habit:: easily led at times
Zodiac Sign:: Leo
Shoe Size:: 9
Pants Size:: 36" waist 30" leg
Innie or Outie?: innie!
Parents Still Together?: no
The Shoes You Wore Today:: trainers
Your Weakness:: women
Your Fears:: failure
Your Perfect Pizza:: cajun chicken
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:: Get degree
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger: N/A
Thoughts First Waking Up:: Shall I do something useful today?
Your Best Physical Feature:: legs i think. My eyes are ok too when i'm not hungover!
Your Bedtime:: varies a lot
Your Most Missed Memory:: Lots of DJ memories from the last ten years but especially playing at Destiny and having the crowd chant your name at the end (better than sex-seriously!). Going to Majorca with My Friend Adam and GF (at the time) Natalie.
MY FAVORITES
Favorite color?: blue
Food?: curry or fish
Sport?: american football to watch, basketball to play
Animal?: Mako shark
Ice Cream?: coconut
Candy?: anything from hotel chocolat
Store?: HMV
Salad Dressing?: thousand island
Actor?: Christian Bale or Russell Crowe
Song?: too many to put here
Letter?: X
Number?: 3
Gum?: wrigleys ice white
Holiday?: Mallorca
Season?: summer
Toothpaste Flavor?: mint!
Radio Station?: Kerrang! I guess
Perfume?: fahrenheit
Scent besides perfume?: the ocean
Body part on the opposite sex?: bum/legs
FRIENDS AND LIFE
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?: teacher
How Do You Want To Die?: shark attack or in my sleep
Turn ons:: intelligence, sexy stares
Turn offs:: stupidity, game playing, liars (I know you're doing it!)
Which One Of Your Friends Acts The Most Like You?: Richard (electro king)
Who's The Loudest?: Ronnie (craziest man alive)
Who Makes You Laugh The Most?: Ronnie (cold cucumber anyone?)
Who Have You Known The Longest?: Dave (a quality loyal mate)
Who's The Shyist?: Bav (women obsessed boxer)
When Have You Cried The Most?: When I was depressed
What Is The Best Feeling In The World?: Having a full dance floor with your crowd loving what you're playing
Worst Feeling?: depression
Where Do You Want To Live When You Grow Up?: South West England or spain
If You Could Change One Thing About You What Would It Be?: mood swings
How Long Do You Think You'll Live?: 83
FINISH EACH SENTENCE
Let's walk on the: wild side
Let's look at the: bright side
What a nice: day
Where did all the: good DJ's go!
Why can't we: all get along
Silly, little: ass clown
Isn't it weird that: People treat each other like shit for no reason?
Never under any circumstance: trust a woman (joking of course)
I wish: I could be eternally happy
Everyone has a: weak spot
I am: better than you! (joking again)
HAVE YOU EVER
Been In Love?: lots
Been To Juvie?: no
Mooned Someone?: yes
Been Rejected?: yes
Ran Away From Home?: no
Pictured Your Crush Naked?: not really
Skipped School?: yes
Thought About Suicide?: yes
Slept Outside?: yes
Laughed So Hard You Cried?: yes
Cried In School?: yes (was very young)
Thrown Up In School?: yes
Wanted To Be a Model?: no
Cheated On Someone?: yes. I've learned my lesson now though (what goes around comes around)
Done Something Really Stupid That You Still Laugh At Today?: yes
Seen A Dead Body?: yes
Been Bitched Out?: ?
Drank Alcohol?: ha!
Smoked?: yes
Been On Drugs?: no comment officer
Eaten Sushi?: yes
Been On Stage?: yes
Gone Skinny Dipping?: yes
Shoplifted?: yes (very young and stupid at the time)
Been Drunk?: oh yes
Been Called A Tease?: yes, countless times
Been Beaten Up?: yes
DO YOU
Swear?: hell yeah
Sing Well?: not too bad
Shower Daily?: yes
Want To Go To College?: already here
Want To Get Married?: yes (if i ever find someone who can deal with me!)
Believe In Yourself?: mostly
Get Motion Sickness?: no
Think You Are Attractive?: sometimes.
Get Along With Your Parents?: mum-yes, dad-no
Like Thunderstorms?: I LOVE THUNDERSTORMS!!!
Play An Instrument?: only the decks (if that counts)
Own An IPOD?: no-absolute toss.
Pray?: sometimes if i'm honest
Go To Church?: very very rarely
Sleep With Stuffed Animals?: no
Keep A Journal/Diary?: no
Dance In The Rain?: when drunk then maybe
Sing In The Shower?: might whistle the odd tune
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke?: coke
McDonald's or Burger King?: BK (sorry Sam)
Single or Group Dates?: single
Chocolate or Vanilla?: both
Strawberries or Blueberries?: strawberries
Meat or Veggies?: both
TV or Movie?: movie
Guitar or Drums?: guitar
Adidas or Nike?: adidas
Chinese or Mexican?: mexican
Cheerios or Corn Flakes?: cheerios
Cake or Pie?: cake
MTV or VH1?: MTV
Blind or Deaf?: deaf
Boxers or Briefs?: both
CAN YOU
Do The Splits?: nearly
Write With Both Hands?: no
Whistle?: a bit
Blow A Bubble?: yes
Roll Your Tongue In A Circle?: no
Cross Your Eyes?: yes
Walk With Your Toes Curled?: yes
Touch Your Tongue to Your Nose?: no
Dance?: a bit
Eat Whatever You Want And Not Worry?: no sadly
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON
You Touched:: Natalie
You Talked To On The Phone:: my mum!
You Instant Messaged:: Craig
You Hugged:: Cole
You Yelled At:: cant remember
You Played A Sport With:: Adam
WHAT'S THE LAST
Time You Laughed?: Last night watching southpark with sharky
Time You Cried?: I'm not telling you cos you'd laugh at me!
Movie You Watched?: Equilibrium
Flavor Of Gum You Chewed?: ice white
Joke You Told?: too rude for here
Song You've Sung?: cant remember
RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT
Where Are You?: Uni
What Can You See Out Your Window?: office block
Are You Listening To Music?: no
What Are You Wearing?: t-shirt, jeans, trainers, a frown.
What's On Your Mousepad?: compusys logo
BELIEFS
Do you believe there is life on other planets?: yes
Do you believe in miracles?: yes
Magic?: yes
Love at first sight?: no, only lust.
God?: yes
Satan?: yes
Ghosts?: yes
Santa?: no
Evolution?: yes
IN A GIRL...
Fav Eye Color:: Anything (as long as they have them!)
Fav Hair Color:: Red (but it doesn't really matter)
Short or Long Hair:: long (ish)
Height:: 5'3" to 5'7" (not taller than me!)
Weight:: not too big
Best Clothing Style:: Club babe/Vamp
RANDOM
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit?: Australia
Number Of CD's I Own:: hundreds and hundreds
Your Good Luck Charm:: cross myself
How many pillows do you sleep with?: 3
Do you drink milk?: no
Person You Hate Most:: I dont hate anyone! life is way too short
Most Outdated Phrase:: seen to fuck!
Do you think God has a gender?: no
Where do you think we go when we die?: valhalla!
How many rings until you answer the phone?: depends
What is something scientists need to invent?: permanent happy pills with no comedown
Are you a health freak?: no
Are you a virgin?: no
If you could travel into space, where would you go?: jupiters red spot
What is the worst weather?: snow
Did you play with Barbies as a child?: no
How many grades have you failed?: 1 or 2 in my life
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