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Charlton

About Me

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.- The 2nd Amendment to the United States Constitution

My Interests

Guns, leading the Israelites to the promised land, chariot racing, rebelling against shit in Spain, baptising Jesus, battering Apes, shagging Cleopatra, fucking off the Three Musketeers, incurring the wrath of Henry VIII, solving crime in a deerstalker, narrating shit, casual racism, misguided destructive patriotism, guns

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, Moses, God, The Founding Fathers, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Horace Smith and Daniel B. Wesson, Samuel Colt, George Smith Patton, Jr., Joseph McCarthy, J. Edgar Hoover, J. Robert Oppenheimer, the My Lai heroes, Al Capone, Michael Ryan, Thomas Hamilton, the American postal service, John Hinckly, Jr., Charles Whitman, Charles Carl Roberts, the grassy knoll gang, the Son of Sam, the Trenchcoat Mafia and that fucking cunt Michael Moore.Patriots one and all.

Music:

For faggots.

Movies:

Top Gun, The Man With The Golden Gun, The Naked Gun, The Way Of The Gun, Annie Get Your Gun, Johnny Got His Gun, Young Guns, This Gun For Hire, Have Gun Will Travel, The Fastest Gun Alive, Jump The Gun, Girl With A Gun, Dead Man's Gun, A Girl, Three Guys And A Gun, Machine Gun Kelly, The Hired Gun, Under The Gun, The Gun Runners, Gun Fever, Fast Gun, The Quiet Gun, The Gun That Won The West, Gun Brothers, The Guns Of Navarone, Machine Gun Mama, The Loaded Gun, A Boy, A Gun And Birds, Mark Of The Gun, Frontier Gun, Number One Gun, Gun Justice, Six Gun Trail, Gun Play, The Sunset Gun, Gunsmoke, Gunfight At The OK Corrall

Television:

Proper sick porn.

Books:

For communists and cunts.

Heroes:

Everyone who ever shot a gun.