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Captain Sodomy

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About Me

I'm here as an example of what not to do with your life.
I'm wearing pants right now that make me feel like I should have a trans-am up on blocks in my front yard with very tall grass surrounding it. I'd also have to get drunk a lot with all of my biker friends and we'd throw our beer bottles into the ivy in the front of our neighbors' house and then their three-year-old son will fall into the ivy one day and cut open his head on one of the bottles and have to go to the hospital and get stitches and everything will be okay later on except that his hair will grow funny in that one spot.
Your Political Profile:
Overall: 40% Conservative, 60% Liberal
Social Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Ethics: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?
Your Penis Name Is...
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My Interests

resting, black clothes

I'd like to meet:

Macaulay Culkin

Music:

July 19 - Daniel Johnston, Weezer, White Stripes, Marilyn Manson

Movies:

July 19 - I watched 'Ed Wood' last night. It's still great.

Television:

I try to ignore it

Books:

"How To Make Yourself Believe Everything Isn't Horrible And That Things Will Eventually Work Out Okay, Even Though You Know Deep Down That They Won't," by Frank Charleston

Heroes:

Mr. Monkey

My Blog

hey, I’m posting something here

I haven’t posted anything here in a long time (years?). How is everyone?
Posted by Captain Sodomy on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 05:25:00 PST

How well do you know me?

Cut and paste the following and answer in a reply to this blog. 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you talk to me a lot? 5. Am i fun to talk to?...
Posted by Captain Sodomy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

some things from the last few days

Here are parts of three emails to two different people, about things that have happened in the last few days. Enjoy. ------------ Email one - this is about a note that was left on my door at thr...
Posted by Captain Sodomy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

an edited journal thing I wrote last night

Had a band practice tonight. We were supposed to meet at the space at five, and I got there around 4:40. Good news was I couldn't get my key to work. Not wanting to look like a creep or weirdo who was...
Posted by Captain Sodomy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Don't people get tired of being idiots?

Wal-Mart Sued Over Evanescence CD Lyrics (AP, 12/10/2004 11:55 PM) By David Dishneau Wal-Mart Stores Inc., which promotes itself as a seller of clean music, deceived customers by stocking compa...
Posted by Captain Sodomy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Why so many bad people?

A few hours ago, someone went onstage at a Damageplan show and shot Dimebag Darrell in the head multiple times, and then shot other members of the band and other people in the building. Over the last ...
Posted by Captain Sodomy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

moist vagina

it's time for JOSH to CRUMBLE under PRESSURE woo! yeah! funny! FUNNY! STAND in FRONT of the BUS n go SPLAT! woo! hey! no HOPE! no FUTURE! the BRAIN of JOSH fell UNDER the jeep TIRES and went CRACKLE n...
Posted by Captain Sodomy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

WTF?!

I went into the bathroom tonight and found the toilet full of paper towels and blood. Really, there was a lot of blood. I'm going to eat something now. -Josh
Posted by Captain Sodomy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

nice, considerate people

I always say a nice, considerate person does their hammering after midnight. But what does a REALLY nice, considerate person do? Fortunately, I found out tonight - they do their hammering after midnig...
Posted by Captain Sodomy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

cold November rain, today, funny stuff

Oh, Axl, singing about the cold November rain. It is not raining, but it is cold and November. This is what I noticed when the song started playing on my computer. Always a deep thinker, I am. Today h...
Posted by Captain Sodomy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST