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king of fools

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About Me

The main thing you should know about me is i like to get drunk and punch women. I also kill babies and eat them. i really like getting tattoos, i wish i had more. i really suck, you probably dont want to be my friend. I hate people that dont know king diamond and talk shit about him, old people, people that dont use their blinkers. i hate how the new world order reeks of dying empire odor and changing the channel wont make that go away.As the veneer of democracy fades away, as the worlds down-size until it explodes, as the shanty-towns piled behind the malls become visible, as the savages on the other side of the wall break through, as everybody from gun-crazy militias to anti-immigrant nazis to fundamentalist child-raping christians to gangsta rappers to community activists to working families just struggling to put food on the table, all mad at the same thing. your SUV; me, me, me; "mission accomplished"; bring em on; buy more stuff, buy more stuff, fight terror, defend freedom so we can buy more stuff. The false illusion of the world is going down, motherfucker.
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My Interests

I really like playing old video games like super mario brothers and sonic the hedgehog. another hobby of mine is smoking some crack and petting my chia pet shaped like elvis. I also enjoy creating musical fusion.

I'd like to meet:

i would like to meet someone as cool as me. other then that mike ness, king diamond, chuck schuldiner, and Muhammed Suicmez. i would also love to meet anton lavey & max brooks.

Music:

first of all i hate rap more than anything in the world, unless its the nwa, ez e, or public enemy. music is pretty much what i live for, especially irish music that talks about drinking, for example dropkick murphys, and flogging molly. any music that talks about pooping, killing cops, and drinking 40's is music for me.

Movies:

movies are all i watch because i dont have cable. i really like comedies like the 40 year old virgin and super troopers. i love horror movies & anything made by quenton tarentino, and George A. Romero. slasher & zombie flicks are my favorite, especially crappy b rated films.

Television:

i dont watch tv. only because it doesnt play shows like the original pokemon and power rangers, doug, ren & stimpy, rockos modern life,and ahhh real monsters. if there was still great shows like that i probably would watch tv.

Books:

im a big fan of reading. my favorite authors are max brooks & anton levay. my favorite books are, lords of chaos, the satanic bible (not the satanic rituals (that book is wierd), the zombie survival guide, world war Z, fear and loathing in las vegas(the book is better than the movie), the zen of zombie. and ALL the hank the cow dog books.

Heroes:

My friend Gavin because he survived cancer and shreds like nobody i know. there are also a lot of musicians i like for either creating there own styles or just being shredders like chuck schuldiner, alexi laiho, Kim Bendix Petersen (king diamond), luca turilli, andy LaRocque, erik engstrom, everyone in dream theater except for James LaBrie, Muhammed Suicmez , steve vai, steve digiorgio,mike ness, joe satriani, herman li,Sam Totman, janne warmen, les claypool, yngwie malmsteen, neil peart, Marty Friedman, Jason Becker, anyone that ever played in death, buckethead, rusty cooley, michael angelo batio, varg vikernes, Per Yngve Ohlin (Dead), Oystein Aarseth (Euronymous), Jan Axel Von Blomberg (Hellhammer), Christian Münzner, hank sherman, theres more but thats all i can think of. yeah there are a lot of people that inspire me.
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