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Diggum Smack

I am here for Friends

About Me

If you want to add me and I don't know you already send me an e-mail and tell me why you want to add me. That said, a little about me, I'm Am a founding member of The Jewmaicans 1993-1995. Unlike 66% of the residents of Oakdale, CA I'm not a tweaker. I am the brother of 5 brothers. I was Born in Livermore, California. I ate radioactive dirt at Big Trees Park when I was young. My Daughter is a genius. I am not a genius. I can be either quite boring or super annoying. I can't spell very well. I like to take the pictures with the camera. You can see them here. My Flickr

My Interests

I'm interested in finding out the secret of the little people.Photography, My pics Jav

I'd like to meet:

Tsunku, Hikari Kisugi, The Creator of the cheese flow, The Hamburgler, The Booty Bandit, Turbo & Ozone, Jacobim Mugatu, Ai Kago, A Unicorn, A midget clown from Brisbane, Austrailia, A horny unicorn, My evil twin. people who like to take pictures, People who like to take pictures of all of the above, Kenny Rogers(the singer, not the baseball player)People who care about people. Mr. Iknowwho (the bastard).

Music:

W, Morning Musume, Mini Moni, Hello Project, Radiohead, Wizard Combat, The Jewmaicans, Nuclear rabbit, The Stabone and Demar rock group, Rufus Wainwright, Utada Hikaru, The Brilliant Green, tommy february6, Disney ride music, The Wiggles, The Mars Volta, Whiteberry, The Smiths, Lush, Rush, The Cure, The Sundays, and other stuff I hear...

Movies:

Clash of the Titans, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Amelie, Dazed and Confused, Anything by Juzo Itami, Dumb and Dumber, Tommy Tricker and the Stamp Traveler, Cocolo Two, Shimotsuma monogatari, charlie and the chocolate factory, The Little Mermaid, This is Spinal Tap

Television:

That show where the fat guy is married to the skinny lady.

Books:

Books about pirates, Angelina Ballerina books, Atlases, Road maps, Gazeteers, Mail order catalogs

Heroes:

A Hero aint nuthin' but a sandwhich

My Blog

The dream

I had a dream last night and in it there was a vending machine that sold paper plates. Also Jewel came to sing at our house Also I learned how to  walk through walls. Also I was at work and a lad...
Posted by Diggum Smack on Fri, 30 May 2008 09:49:00 PST

Correction

Ayako does wanna go to the movie with me. Now I just need to convince her to sit in the back and make out with me. DS
Posted by Diggum Smack on Mon, 19 May 2008 08:13:00 PST

Umm, and this and other stuffs

Yeah, I don't really blog much any more. Not sure if it's because: I have nothing (worthwhile) to say, I'm totally depressed and just living is enough too keep me busy, or nobody really wants to hear ...
Posted by Diggum Smack on Sun, 18 May 2008 01:00:00 PST

My Guilty Pleasure

I tend to be a very law abiding person. I try to do what's right, most of the time. One thing I can't stand is when people litter. I mean how hard is it to put your trash in a garbage can. this espe...
Posted by Diggum Smack on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 01:10:00 PST

Kanye kills knievel?

Evel Knievel, Kanye West settle lawsuit /Daredevil Evel Knievel dies at 69 Wed Nov 28, 8:29 AM ET  TAMPA, Fla. - Evel Knievel and Kanye West have worked it out. And now Mr Knievel is dead.  ...
Posted by Diggum Smack on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 04:20:00 PST

Yes I’m still alive...

But sometimes I wish I was dead. pretty bored these days...   Also I've been doing Cocaine. The best part is that it's free! Bye Ya'll, Diggum Smack...
Posted by Diggum Smack on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 08:24:00 PST

Is your granny a tranny?

Found this written on a piece of paper by the internet computers the other day. The writting is imaculate (compared to mine). Wonder what it was all about though...   Diggum Smack  ...
Posted by Diggum Smack on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 04:02:00 PST

Get your trendy religion on!

New Energy drink of the Trendsetters and mindless fools That's right now you can have the power of MADdona and shittny smears!Just drink Kabbalah energy drink. Infused with Kaballah water...  Re...
Posted by Diggum Smack on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 09:42:00 PST

Found Cat Blast

  I found this. It rocks! Diggum Smack
Posted by Diggum Smack on Wed, 23 May 2007 08:29:00 PST

Singing the morning blues

O.k. so I'm driving to work yesterday and I'm stopped in the left turn lane on McHenry, about to turn on to Standiford and the guy in the car next to me opens his door and starts puking. The best...
Posted by Diggum Smack on Fri, 11 May 2007 01:13:00 PST