I am a retard |
I left my new(ish) 80 GB given-to-me-as-a-gift iPod at the gym yesterday. No fucking idea how that happened. Today I went back and, to my dismay, someone had actually turned it in.This left me with ...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 22:51:00 GMT |
nothing, part two. |
Sometimes I like to listen to this album. It kind of sucks. No..wait...it may actually suck legitimately. But I am inexplicably drawn to it. In spite...and...yes...because of* its suck...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 22:19:00 GMT |
When your name is reminiscent of a McDonalds menu item, but not like sexy cheeseburger. |
I purchased a car last weekend. It's nice. I got my plates in the mail today. My roommate pointed out that the EGY kind of sounds like "eggy" which also happens to be a childhood nam...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 22:13:00 GMT |
blog fodder - the Bourne Grassiest Pupusa |
One of the best parts about working in a class with special ed kids (besides the high fives) is that they say the craziest shit. This is a typical conversation with one student:"Hey Zach, where'...
Posted by on Sat, 17 May 2008 06:59:00 GMT |
Ruben-esque |
No, not this.This.I made this corned beef sandwich. Then I ate it. Not quite a ruben, but you get the picture.
Posted by on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 18:20:00 GMT |
pla-cee-bros |
It turns out that Airborne really doesn't work.http://abclocal.go.com/wtvd/story?section=news/consumer
&id=5997484And I suspect the same is true about taking mass quantitiesof Vitamin C.Also, while...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 16:32:00 GMT |
The contents and purpose of dreams are poorly understood. |
I had a dream last night that the Celtics beat the Nuggets in the NBA finals, and I just want to go on record with this thing in case it happens and I don't tell anyone and then no one believes me. Th...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 08:45:00 GMT |
my favorite monkey |
I was feeling guilty about the sardonic and mean-spirited nature of a lot of my blog entries, so I today I thought I'd just post a picture of a monkey. And check out this one, he's just sittin' ...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 09:48:00 GMT |
I have this theory. |
I have this theory about that band the Killers: girls generally like them, and boys hate them (or at least they should). I have my suspicions as to why this is, but my reasons are more per...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 20:35:00 GMT |
Everything falls apart |
Both my microwave and the audio on my computer don't work (the latter of which precludes me from employing iTunes, youtube, or anything that uses flash animation). If it wasn't for the fact that...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 23:39:00 GMT |
