About Me
Hi everyone! I'm Mr Prettyboy, and I'm a newbie in this website. I am having some problems, and my life depends on all your advice.I'm a muscular, good looking, 24 year old man. The problem is I'm trapped inside the body of a disgustingly fat, balding, 40 year old man. Anyway, that's the least of my problems. You see, I'm sort of confused, because the Bible says that I should not steal. But what if it is for a good cause? I have this insatiable habit of stealing women's underwear. Especially the really big ones, because I believe that God did not make cotton to be tailored into underwear for disgustingly fat women. On occasion, I wear these on top of my head (in my privacy, of course) and prance around calling myself the 'Panty Avenger'. I know that people with fetishes like myself are being discriminated, but I can't help it. I'm a perverted kleptomaniac who doesn't know what to do.I work in a female-dominated enviroment. Not that there are women after me (since I'm fat, balding and old) but there are temptations at workplace, if only in my mind. I've made it clear to myself that I have a girlfriend, but she and I are going through the 'boring stage' of our relationship. I've tried to communicate with her, but she doesn't want to talk or seem to be listening; she just lies there all the time. What can I do to make her feel happy? Also, sex is getting more tedious than it used to be. Blowing her up with air and installing the batteries in her to make appropriate parts vibrate is getting to be a hassle.I work in a female-dominated enviroment in one of the Geylang Lorongs, as a adult entertainment video peddler. I recently got the number of one of the working girl's pimp, and I'm not sure when to call, or even if I should. Please advice.Since the only woman I've had sex with is actually a sex doll made in Taiwan, I'm still technically a virgin. I wonder if I should succumb to pressure and pledge my virginity until marriage. Although I see no hope of getting hitched, I heard that having pre-marital sex makes me a bad person. I don't want to be a bad person, so I buy all of Pastor Sun's pirated CDs. Although I don't read the Bible much, I think her songs are about Christianity (obviously, because she is a pastor). I'm still waiting for her audiobook version of the Bible. Anyway, I don't know why people call her Ho, because I don't see her working around my place. But seeing her in that revealing red dress gets me very excited.That said, I think I'm in love with someone who's attached. Should I go after her? Would it be wrong? Anyway, just for your information, she's attached to her conjoined sister at the hips. Also, does going up and down on a see-saw bring effective weight-loss? I'm trying to actualize the inner me, like those actors in 'extrim' commercials.
