Who I DON'T want to meet: If you are male and:1) near 10 years older than me, or more, and "want to be friends" or "like meeting new people" or have friends who are pedifiles - seriously, hit on someone your own age. You're. Creepy.2) a pimp, a playa', a homie, a dogg, a balla', a gangsta', a thug, walking with a limp and have no injury, 'flossing' something other than your teeth, 'dissing' others in an argument, still able to talk with a "grill" miraculously stuffed in your mouth, wearing clothes designed to fit someone a foot and a half taller than you, 'clubbin' in North Dakota (?), calling someone "mommy" or "daddy" who are not your parents, throwing-up an entire side of the country with just your fingers, 'trippin' but don't literally stumble or fall over anything, "iced out" and don't mean your car door is frozen shut, carrying "dead Presidents" in your wallet, etc ... and are looking to "holla" at a 'bangin' beeotch, a ho, a shorty, and any other stupid names used in reference to a woman to "hit skins" with ... You're. Creepy. Word.3) adding every girl you find attractive to your MySpace, probably having no idea who they even are, just to make yourself look like some sort of a "Ladies Man" .. yup, you guessed it: You're. Creepy!4) a "gamer", who spends the majority of their leisure time playing and reading about computer and video games instead of doing something productive or socializing, in person, with actual human beings. Gaming Tournaments are not healthy means of socialization and I don't mean to be Johnny-Rain-Cloud here, but girls don't choose guys based on the speed of their thumbs, sorry. You're. Very. Creepy.5) using a photo of yourself from 5 or 6 years ago or one of a cute friend of yours as a decoy, seriously thinking that nobody will notice. (I just threw up in my mouth ..) You're. The. Creepiest.Those are just a few I can think of off the top of my head. Please, don't message (or 'holla' at) me anymore with stupid pick-up lines, pretending to be interested in anything I have posted on MySpace, while calling me "hottie" and "sexy", among other things. If you're offended by this - well, I'm sorry that you're creepy.
Basically...anything I can rock out to.
Cinderella Man, Phantom of the Opera, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, Zoolander, Anchorman, Girls Just Want to Have Fun, Pretty Woman, I Walked on the Moon, oh and just about any christmas movie.
So you think you can dance? Last Comic Standing, FRIENDS, PROJECT RUNWAY, 24, Greys Anatomy, Top Chef, American Idol, The Office, Iron Chef of America, Prison Break, Ugly Betty, Desperate Housewives, Arrested Development...where would i be without Tivo?
Way to Be!
My Mom and Dad and The Prophet Gordon B. Hinckley. Oh and of course My Girl Bandalicious.