James

James
18 - male - Melbourne, Australia
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I'm James, I'm an 18 year old guy from Dandenong in Melbourne, Australia. And I'm the only Aussie teen in my suburb.
I like Slurpees and Tic Tacs. I never go anywhere without a few packets of Tic Tacs.
I'm not in school anymore; I used to go to Lyndale Secondary College. I graduated in 2005 because I'm cool.
I'm an Aries
I'm tall - 6ft 1 apparantly. And I'm like 67Kg. I have brown hair and brown eyes.
I like video, photography and multimedia. I want to make a cool movie one day.
I try to be a nice person to everyone but I can easily take my anger out on people. I hate to read, it’s not really something I find entertaining. I don’t collect anything, and I don’t really have any hobbies. I hate sport and I don’t smoke, drink or do any of those drugs. But I do have sex.
I have a dog named Jessie, and she's awesome. I live with my parents. I love sleep overs.. and I have a lot of them. I drink a lot of Pepsi Max.
I love Melbourne, and I think it's one of the best cities. It's a beautiful place to visit and live.
Random Something
Hey Mr DJ song pon de replay.
I'll take you the candy shop.. I'll let you lick my rock hard cock.
These batteries don't work!
When the pimps in the crib ma
What you gonna do 'bout your big slump, sky high prices at the pump... ima get get get get me drunk get me drunk with Donald Trump
These pricks don't even know the name of my cat!
But it seems so simple without me
Don't cancel on me, fool!
The nicest person you've ever met, I am.. Getting it on with some smoke fucked ham
Drop the cent, Hungry Jack is back in the house. Warm it up! I'm cold.
Number 26? Boo ya!
I got the rolly on my lick and I'm pulling my dick and I fuck the best pussy and it makes me fucking sick!
Jack is back, in the shack, smoking crack and watching Lost.
If I gave my clone hand, is that gay or masturbation?
If I was with my girlfriend in the shower and we were touching eachother with soap. Is that getting clean or dirty?!
This one time, I held a Pepsi can in my hand.. and it was on a cold day. So.. so.. so it was pretty cold, you know? Yeah.. you don't know. I like Slurpees, but this one time in Dandenong.. the Slurpee cup fucked up and all the ink went over my hands and I took it back and I got another one for free. :D But the ink was stuck on my hands for a few days.. no one cared.
Melbourne is better than Sydney. The Seven Network is better than Network Ten. Lost is better than Prison Break. New is better than old. Penis is better than vagina.
I cry too much.
Etc Check this out: Me pissing off Channel Nine