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About Me

I have a neck fetish. Yep thats right NECK. I can't get enough neck. I dream about necks. I like to go home and think about necks. I can go on and on about how much I love necks. I mean c'mon theres gotta be more people like me out there. I think they just don't want to come out of the closet and tell everyone they love necks. Well if anyone feels the same as me speak up don't be scared we should probably have neck secs sometime. I mean do you want to be hanging out with someone with an ugly neck...see necks are freaking amazing. If you want me to explain in detail why I like necks I'll be glad to tell you just ask. I taught bruce lee everything he knew, I have a hard time catching safari pokemon, I have never seen a three legged doggy and i want to see one, Im pro at duck duck goose, the last 4 digits on my phone is 1337 (i wish), when i first saw the phrase "orly!?" i thought it meant orally , Im not a tubgirl virgin and it sucks, I can't get my mind out of the gutter every time somebody says come the first thing that pops in my head is "cum", i kinda own a mandy moore cd i think its her first one, i trip walking up the stairs all of the time, I drive a old people car, a72 is gay, i used to love the game halo now i want to cut the eyelids off of the game's creators and take pictures of them with flash cameras, ive suggested to my friends that we get boners and talk to strangers with erections and i still think that sounds like a good idea, and i hate talking about myself so im done

My Interests


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I'd like to meet:

MANDY MOORE The Greatest Thing to touch a basketballJonathan DavisChad Gray And this funny BAMF

Music:

KoRn!!!!!! but they're so much worse without brian "head" welch. I listen to different stuff it all just depends on what mood I'm in.
What KoRn song are you?


Shoots And Ladders
You are childish but somewhat evil. You look back and laugh on how easily life was. Grow up a lil will ya? or i will kill all of Marys lil sheep
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Movies:

My favorite movies are war movies I also like horror movies but the problem with horror movies is theres so many bad horror movies and so little good ones. These are some of my favorite movies. 300, 28 Weeks Later, All 3 Austin Powers movies, Apocalypse Now, Black Hawk Down, Braveheart, Casino Royale, Dawn of the Dead, Dumb and Dumber, Eurotrip, Forest Gump, Full Metal Jacket(FAVORITE), Grandmas Boy, Happy Gilmore, Kung Pow, Monsters Inc, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Office Space, Platoon, Rush Hour 1 & 2, Saw, Saving Private Ryan, Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, Shaun of the Dead, Super Troopers, The Shining, The Thin Red Line, Toy Story, Waterboy, We Were SoldiersBEST SCENE EVER

Television:

i really only watch shows on ESPN and the discovery channel

Books:


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Heroes:

dimebag tom green doodlebob