Born in the mountainous region of tampa florida, I have yet to leave here, want to leave here and because god hates me I am still here. I have to now recant my previous statement, I finally have left Tampa and went South to Naples, Florida. I did this only because there was a Food and Beverage Director/ Executive chef position I had to take because I love money. Naples blows, money is great, and the air here smells of death from all the old people here. I have a great love for my puppy dog Shaeila and a distaste for the wicked. My dog shaeila loves everybody, scared of everything, and has a strict diet of small children and cats. I like to drive fast cars that put mine and other lives in danger. And I love the pink taco! I went to Land O' Lakes high school where I obtained the most useless education possible. Then another 4 years of college that have no effect on how well I am doing today. I have 4 best friends, 1 older brother who is the f'in shit, 1 love who I will never get with again, a horrible driving record, a great sister in law, the cutest nephew in the world, and what I describe as the finest appreciation for alcohol. I like to work, dont like computers, and enjoy fine italian cuisine. Hate the bucs right now, Love the usf bulls, and their cheerleaders. Anyway, f you in the face for reading this!!!!
