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Short, Fast and Loud

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About Me

THE FOLLOWING IS BASED ON ACTUAL EVENTS. ONLY THE NAMES, LOCATIONS AND EVENTS HAVE BEEN CHANGED.
You ladies better run for cover,
Cause I'm the lyrical lover
I'll stimulate and penetrate you like no other
I'm a hip-hop transformer,
A sexual performer,
Best get out of my way cause I'm turning the corner.
So let me start with my present I'm the phat [Toronto] resident,
Getting more play than our current [Prime Minister]
Ladies start the bump
Let's get the bass to thump
I'm [Sarah] and I'm calling out the motherfucking chumps,
Cause I'm badder than Darth Vader
I'm called the Terminator
Lyrically you all know that I'm the dominator.
You're not ready for me and all that I bring,
Cause I float like a butterfly and sting like a bee.
So now you all know it's true that the [Cobourg] crew is coming for you
With a beat that's brand new
That's right cause I'm the big smooth and you be feeling my groove,
Yeah I'm the motherfucker showing Jordan his moves.

My Interests

Likes: coffee, books, music, thunder storms, snowboarding, beef jerky, cute lyrics, kissing, dinosaurs, being cold as opposed to being hot, chocolate, water, friends, candy, when it's 27 degrees but it feels like 25 degrees, video games (especially super nintendo)

Dislikes: close minded people, creases, the smell of cheese stores, when it's 27 degrees but it feels like 30 degrees, purple, humidity, work, myspace, spiders, talking on the phone for more than 5 minutes at a time, coheed & cambria

I'd like to meet:

INTERESTED IN READING/WRITING ALBUM AND CONCERTO REVIEWS? VISIT WWW.MUSICSHEBLOGGEDTORONTO.BLOGSPOT.COM AND CHECK US OUT, IF YOU ARE FROM IN OR AROUND TORONTO YOU CAN EMAIL YOUR REVIEWS TO [email protected] AND I WILL POST THEM.

Music:

311, The 1900's, The Academy Is, Ace Of Base, Against Me, Alice Smith, Alkaline Trio, Amy Winehouse, Angry Agency, The Audition, Beck, Belvedere, Beastie Boys, The Beatles, Big D and the Kids Table, Bloc Party, Blood Brothers, BOB DYLAN, Brand New, Michael Buble, Buck 65, Burnthe8track, Cake, Cat Empire, Catch 22, Cobra Starship, Comeback Kid, The Copyrights, Crush Luther, David Bowie, Death Cab For Cutie, Death From Above 1979, Down With Webster, The Early November, Elton John, Elvis Costello, Esthero, Every Time I Die, Face to Face, The Faint, The Falcon, Glassjaw, Gob, Goldfinger, Good Riddance, Gorillaz, Guns 'n' Roses, Gym Class Heroes, Hayden, Head Automatica, Hot Hot Heat, Ill Scarlett, Jimmy Eat World, The Johnstones, Jurassic 5, Kimya Dawson, Larence Arms, LCD Soundsystem, Less Than Jake, Louis XIV, Lucero, Lucky Number Seven, Mad Caddies, Man Without Wax, The Mark Inside, Mark Ronson, Mars Volta, Mat Costa, The Matches, Millencolin, Mindless Self Indulgence, Minus The Bear, Misfits, Missy Elliot, Modest Mouse, New Amsterdams, None More Black, No Use For A Name, Norwegien Recyling, OK Go, Operation Ivy, Osaka Popstar, Outkast, Over It, Past Lives, Pinback, Playradioplay, Propagandhi, Protest the Hero, Rancid, Reel Big Fish, Refused, Ringside, The Rise, Rise Against, Run DMC, Saves The Day, Say Anything, Set Your Goals, She & Him, Sia, Spill Canvas, Streetlight Manifesto, The Streets, Strike Anywhere, Strung Out, Sublime, Suicide Machines, Teenage Bottlerocket, Tegan and Sara, Traveling Wilbury's, Treaty Of Paris, A Tribe Called Quest, Turbonegro, USS, Weakerthans, Weezer, WuTang Clan... ETC.

Movies:

Anything hilarious... ETC.

Television:

Family Guy, Clone High, Elimidate, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Boy Meets World, Step By Step, Dinosaurs, Family Matters, Saved By The Bell, Fresh Prince, Smart Guy, Full House, Sister Sister, Power Rangers, Animaniacs, Loony Toons, Fear Factor, Sixteen, Degrassi, Golden Girls, Prison Break, The Simpsons, Dave Chappelle, The Hills, Laguna Beach, Hannah Montana, Sex & The City, Gossip Girls, basically anything from my childhood memories, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Flight of the Concords, Seinfeld, Drawn Together, THE OFFICE... ETC.

Books:

Catcher In The Rye, The Cell, Tommyknockers, Trainspotting, Porno, Jack the Ripper: Portrait of a Killer, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Painted House, The Romantics, To Kill A Mocking Bird, The Curious Incident Of The Dog In The Night-Time, Animal Farm, A Walk To Remember, Crow Lake, The Notebook, Perfume, Oral History of Punk Rock, Oral History of Pornography, many biographies, true crime, anything Chuck Klosterman... ETC.

Heroes:

Leonardo, from the Ninja Turtles.

My Blog

And we stumble into love with perfect, awkward grace.

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Posted by Short, Fast and Loud on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST