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Greta

Cheer up little emo kid!

About Me

I'm 30 and, for the moment at least, I live in Colorado. I have a younger brother and an older sister obessed with glitter graphics (see below). I like cats but I feel most other stuff is for chumps. I'm big into traveling and thoroughly dislike the hibs, jibs, and yibs. I speak Spanish and Japanese with reckless abandon. I also have a dangerous obession with hockey. Me likey hockey!
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Greta Ehlers
Birthday: 7-8-1977
Birthplace: Englewood, CO
Current Location: Denver, CO
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Sort of both. I write with my right and do everything else with my left.
Your Heritage: I'm a product of both the Mayflower and many of the other successive waves of immigration to this country.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Lovely black flats.
Your Weakness: Diet Mountain Dew and Hockey.
Your Fears: Big spiders with long spindly legs and hair, I hate it when they have hair!
Your Perfect Pizza: Everything but anchovies and sausage.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To learn how to do a somersault.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Djubuti. Both the country and the city.
Thoughts First Waking Up: What should I wear?
Your Best Physical Feature: I have pointy ears like Spock.
Your Bedtime: Sometime before the sun comes up, usually.
Your Most Missed Memory: My kitty Vanna, what pretty kitty she was.
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Mountain Dew.
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonald's fries but Burger King's chicken sandwich.
Single or Group Dates: Single. I don't like to share.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea but only in Europe because the use real sugar. Tasty!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Strawberry.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Plain coffee with cream. Nothing fancy.
Do you Smoke: Goodness, no.
Do you Swear: I could put a sailor to shame.
Do you Sing: Sort of.
Do you Shower Daily: Yes, but I hate how long it takes my hair to dry.
Have you Been in Love: Indeed I have, I say go for it but use caution.
Do you want to go to College: In it right now and I'm sick of it.
Do you want to get Married: Perhaps, but not for a long time.
Do you belive in yourself: For the most part.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Never.
Do you think you are Attractive: Well, I do all right.
Are you a Health Freak: Oh God, no!
Do you get along with your Parents: Sometimes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: They're fine.
Do you play an Instrument: Once I tried to play the guitar but it was a no go.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Umm...yes, you could say that.
In the past month have you Smoked: No!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I take riboflavin for migranes; I don't know if it's doing anything though. I'm still in the testing phase, I'll let you know if it works.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yup.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I work in the mall so I go nearly every day. It sucks.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: The whole box? That seems like a lot of cookies for one sitting.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: The seaweed in sushi makes me gag so I try to stay away from it.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope.
In the past month have you been Dumped: I have taken a dump, does that count?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I'm a bit of a prude when it comes to swimming naked so no.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No. I'm honest Abe.
Ever been Drunk: Shit, yes.
Ever been called a Tease: Who me?
Ever been Beaten up: Sure have.
Ever Shoplifted: No.
How do you want to Die: Wearing a very fashionable outfit.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A pirate.
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan and Spain. Both good.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blueish-brown.
Favourite Hair Color: Any color as long as it naturally grew there. No toupees.
Short or Long Hair: As long as it's not longer than mine.
Height: No hobbits need apply.
Weight: A happy medium is good.
Best Clothing Style: No preference. Actually, I want whatever style they choose to be clean. Clean is good boys!
Number of Drugs I have taken: Zero.
Number of CDs I own: Like 400.
Number of Piercings: Four. Two in each ear.
Number of Tattoos: Zero but I REALLY want one.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: This one time I was in a fashion show modeling for a friend. I was to wear a dress with a plunging neckline. He had made a sort of bra-top to wear but it was way too small so I chose not to wear it. Hoo boy do I regret not wearing it!
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My Interests

Studying people's head shapes. People have really weird head shapes.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Really anything that isn't in any way Christmas-related. However I really like Orange Range, Larc-en-Ciel, Barenaked Ladies,Fair to Midland, Bleed the Dream, Juanes, Gazette, Metallica, The Brotherhood of Dae Han, Godsmack, Fly Leaf, Montgomery Gentry, Mecano, Toby Keith, Alan Jackson, Jimmy Buffet, The Offspring, Ozzy Ozbourne, Bush, Dropkick Murphies, Stone Temple Pilots, Jane's Addiction, No Fair Fights, Dir en Grey, Korn

Movies:

Kamikaze Girls, The Wizard of Oz, GTO, Everything Jackie Chan does, Jet Li's entire body of work, Legally Blonde, Cursed, The Ring, Japanese horror flicks, Lord of the Rings, X Men, Fear of a Black Hat, Harry Potter, all things Bond


Television:

Family Guy, Monarch of the Glenn, Futurama, Sea Lab 2021, Aquateen Hunger Force, forensic science shows, Digging for the Truth, Anthony Bourdain's No Reservations, Charles in Charge, Hamish Macbeth,Sea of Souls

Books:

A Room with a View, Pride and Prejudice,Circle of Friends, Evening Class, The Glass Lake, Our Great White Fathers, Wild Swans, The Six wives of Henry the Eighth, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Harry Potter

Heroes:

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My Blog

The Art of Relaxation at the Mall...

Today I went to the mall with my mother to help her select some earrings to replace a dearly loved and now lost pair. In front of the jewelry store store which we had planned to enter were two massage...
Posted by Greta on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 12:17:00 PST

What type of pin-up girl am I....

This cracked me up! I'm Brigitte Bardot? HA!!You are Brigitte BardotNaurally sensual and beautifulYou're an exotic beauty who turns heads everywhereYou've got a look that's one of a kindWhat Famous P...
Posted by Greta on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 10:30:00 PST

Vamos, Superliga, Vamos...

As part of Dick's Sporting Park's inaugural year two teams from Superliga of Mexico, Pachuca and the perennial favorites Chivas, came to play a friendly up here in Colorado. I had a feeling that this ...
Posted by Greta on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 12:44:00 PST

Adventures with a wide gold belt...

The other day I was at work, creating a new table of shorts and tops, when this little old lady approached me and when I say little I mean little. This lady was about 4'11" if I was being generous. Sh...
Posted by Greta on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 05:15:00 PST

Nothing makes you hungry like a police chase in the morning...

So about two months ago my car was stolen and it sucked.  Today I was driving to school when I noticed, parked by the side of the road, my missing car! Since the car was stolen I have looked at e...
Posted by Greta on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 02:01:00 PST

I'm a Menace on the Roads...

Since my car got stolen I have been driving my dad's extra SUV. Yes, I know how it sounds that he has an extra SUV, but this isn't a shiny new one or anything, it's a beater. I did drive a Toyota Coro...
Posted by Greta on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 06:44:00 PST

Damn you LA Addendum...

Apparently I spoke too soon LA. You did right by sending Paris back to jail and I'm sorry for yelling at you. Yesterday you proved that not everyone in LA is awed by celebrities, just the sheriff. Tha...
Posted by Greta on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 11:28:00 PST

Damn You LA...

My God, LA! Just when I start to think that you may be all right after all, you go and release Paris Hilton after only three days in jail! You say she has some unspecified medical issue, what could th...
Posted by Greta on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 09:50:00 PST

Thanks for the Gift LA....

As those who have read my last several blogs already know, my life has sort of sucked lately. There is, however, a little happiness shining through the gloom...Paris Hilton is going to jail! Hooray!!!...
Posted by Greta on Mon, 21 May 2007 09:50:00 PST

Moron On Board...

This is one of the MOST retarded things from the 80s to have experience a revival. I thought that people had come to their senses and that this stupid sign had gone the way of as those batons with the...
Posted by Greta on Thu, 17 May 2007 01:41:00 PST