About Me
HOT Myspace Layouts I am an assassin. I am the ninja Evangelista. I am the assassin The Jack Rabbit. I have been an assassin for 14 years. I like poetry. I think Evanescence kicks ass. My favorite group is t.A.T.u.. I think Edgar Allen Poe's poetry is good. I think Pat Benatar kicks ass. I am one skinny mofo. I have big legs. My favorite kind of music is Electronica. I think Lords of Acid kicks ass. I teach martial arts. This is my camel it just spat on your backpack. I know a style of ninjitsu named Dark Winter. I once jumped through a window and knocked over a table, and ran across the dance floor and punched this dude, and then grabbed him and threw him, and then walked up to this table and poured a glass of wine. Then this lady walked up to me and was like I think I'm gonna go put my watch on and I was like ok. And then this girl walked up to me and was like damn that vase is huge and I was like yeh. And then I walked over to this table and like punched it and I sat down near this vase and lit up a bowl and then some girl walked up to me and was like ok how the hell did your friend run across the floor and like not bump into anyone and I was like I don't know. And then some dude ran past me and jumped over this pencil sharpener and like smacked this wine glass and it knocked over another glass and like hit this girl and she was like uh play that funky music white boy play that funky music right play that funky music white boy lay down your pants put the furry shirt down what how did you play that song. And then I walked up to this table and turned around and somebody took a picture of me, and a picture of a girl holding a cigarette was in the background and some little girl had her hand near the picture and it looked like she was holding a cigarette. My favorite song is All the things she said by t.A.T.u.. I know a style of ninjitsu named Lotus. I like to hang out in graveyards. I went to this bigass party and some girl walked up to me and was like, hey do you smoke and I was like yeh, and she was like could I bum a squoke and I was like yeh. And then this dude walked up to me and was like do you know what time it is and I was like yeh, it's 7:34, and then the lady throwin' the party walked up to me and was like Dara, I'm so glad you could make it, did you have trouble findin' the place and I was like no. And then I walked up to this table and grabbed a cracker and some dude walked up to me and was like do you know what day it is and I was like yeh, it's friday, and then I got into an argument with him and then I got in a fight with him and I like jumped behind him and he walked up to this dude and was like where's Evangelista and he was like I don't know and then I ran up beside him and threw my arms out to the left and hit him in the hips with my hips and punched him and then kicked him and he went flyin' and broke this table. And then I danced across the floor and some lady took a picture of me and I was like did you take a picture of me and she was like yeh and then I walked up to this table and poured a glass of wine and some dude walked up to me and was like Evangelista would you be in this picture that somebody's takin' of me and my friends and I was like yeh and then the dude takin' the picture was like Evangelista get on the left and I was like ok and then he was like everybody say cheese and I turned to the left and stood on my tiptoes and raised my wine glass and some girl went flyin' across the room and bumped into my wine glass and it went all over the camera and then the dude took the picture and the camera was all wet and I was the only one that turned up in the picture. I've developed 11 styles of ninjitsu, they are, Diamond, Lotus, Amethyst, Black Rose, Black Velvet, Apple Blossom, Cherry Blossom, Ruby, Emerald, Sapphire and Dark Winter. It took me 14 years to develop them. I have never had any students. I have been a ninja for 14 years. I created the gang A.T.E.S.. I use many names, they are, Evangelista Eveleteneh, Evangelion, Ishimaru Ono, Dara, Taki, Lynxe and Aeon Flux. My real name is Ishimaru Ono. I created many names, they are, Evangelista Eveleteneh, Dara, Lynxe, Black Rose, Ishimaru, Evangelana, Dalah Star, Onyx, Amethyst, Ruby, Emerald, Sapphire, Black Onyx and Vanatalanyeteneh. One of these days perhaps I'll be able to find my goddamn motherfuckin' bag of bombs and I don't know maybe be able to pick up the pieces of the scraps of the mess left from a girl I met a long time ago and as I go about trying to find my lighter I truly realize how truly strange this place is and some dumb motherfucker creeps up behind me and I blow his ass away and smack a wall and blow away all these damn fools with my assault rifle and toss a bullet to this dude and he said thanks for the shell, which I did so he can pop a cap in some dudes ass and jump and damn near take out a fuckin' car and blow away a bunch of dumb motherfuckers with my assault rifle and bounce and some dumbass rolls up and goes where the hell is my goddamn motherfuckin' briefcase and some chick says what's there and he says a bunch of shells. I have the All the things she said video by t.A.T.u., they are a very good group and the girls that are in the group are very lovely. I'll be adding more stories to my profile soon. I planted a black rose bush in these woods in pittsburgh that are near a graveyard that has a grave with an epitaph on it that reads "If only I could find, the knife that fell upon the ground, the light that shines upon this bed, will not fade she once said". I went to this party and the lady who was throwing it walked up to me and was like Evangelion you made it and I was like yeh and she was like ok like the party's goin' on till 11:00 do you wanna stay the night and I was like yeh. And then I walked up to this girl and was like have you seen Victoria and she was like no and I was like damn this place is huge the lady throwin' the party has a shitload of loot and she was like yeh, and I was like damn this must be the biggest mansion I've ever seen and she was like Evangelista, you came, I didn't think you'd make it, and I was like yeh I came 'cause one of my targets is supposed to be here, and she was like ok. And then I walked out onto the porch and like some dude walked up and was like hey and I was like hey, and he was like hmm you wouldn't happen to know where the washroom is would you, and I was like no and then I picked up this chair and my friend Victoria walked up to me and was like hey and I was like damn you scared me and I was like where did you come from and she was like the woods and I was like ok well here's your bag of weed and she was like thanks. And then she was like I hid my shotgun behind a tree and I was like ok, and then some dude walked up to her and was like hey, and she was like hey, and he said what's your name and she was like Victoria and he was like do you smoke and she was like yeh and he was like could I bum a squaz and she was like yeh and he was like how old are you and she was like 13, and then I grabbed her and ran behind a bush and was like Victoria quit it I'm gonna smack you alright like who the hell is that and she was like I don't know, and I was like ok well like here's my car keys, the stuff I bought you is in the trunk and she was like ok like why the hell are we hiding and I was like well because that dude I was chasin' the other day is over there and I don't want him to see me, ok he left what the hell damn it get your hands off my carreta, err I'm gonna smack that moron fuckin' around with my backpack, and she reached in my pocket and grabbed my wallet and took 20 bucks and put it back and was like ok I'm gonna go grab my stuff and I was like ok, put your shotgun in my trunk and she was like ok and I was like I got in a fight with some dude earlier and I jumped past his left shoulder and kicked him in the back of the head and she was like what and I was like yeh and I kicked him in the chest and he went flyin' through a wall and she was like you go boy. And then I walked onto the dance floor and this girl walked up to me and was like hey Taki and I was like hey and she was like how old are you and I was like 21 and she was like Taki you have a pretty decent radio and I was like ok and she was like I'm gonna go use the washroom and I was like ok and then the D.J. started kickin' tunes and I danced for a bit and then some lady walked up to me and was like hey Jack Rabbit wanna go chill by the pool and I was like yeh and then she was like hey wait a minute you're old enough to drink do you want a glass of wine and I was like yeh and then I stood around and danced for a bit and some girl walked up to me and was like excuse me do you have the time and I was like yeh it's 2:15, and then I got in a fight with some dude and threw him through a window. And then I took a picture of like all these people and like in the background was some dude and he had this bigass rabbit and like he was pettin' it and some girl was pullin' his wallet out of his back pocket and she had this piece of cold pizza that had a piece of paper on it that said the square root of Einstein is directly proportional to the additive inverse of the monkey, and a bunch of girls nearby were laughing. I am The Black Rose. I am the ninja Ishimaru Ono. I am the ninja Taki. I am the ninja Aeon Flux. I am the ninja Evangelion. I've been to many parties for work all of them were thrown by people who were incredibly rich, all the parties were at their places, they were huge, they were mansions, none of them were famous, I went to these parties because I thought one of my targets would be there, they were not. I've never worked for anyone, I've done a few jobs for people, but have never worked for them continuously, I would work for someone but only if they were nice and let me do my thing without being held down. I am a professional. The other stories that I mentioned above except the one about the black rose bush, had taken place at some of the parties that I've mentioned. I once jumped 20 feet in the air and kicked this dude in the face and ran down a hill and fought him for an hour while running through the woods. We jumped off a bridge and fell 10 feet and I said err I'm gonna rock your world and we started runnin' and I kicked him in the face and he slid down a hill and I dipped, he got up and got on his phone and was like yeh, I fought him for a good while and then I slid down a hill and got up and he was gone, dunno, there's no trees nearby, and no like buildings or tunnels, no, I lost, ok I'm coming. And then I ran down a hill and threw a shell behind me, he picked it up and looked around, he didn't see me, it was the shell for the bullet that killed somebody I once knew. Then I went to a party and the lady who was throwing it was like Evangelista you made it, damn why are you so sweaty and I said 'cause I got in a fight and she was like well do you wanna use the shower and I was like yeh, I showered and then went to the party and this girl walked up and was like hey Sayonara and I was like hey, and she was like let's go smoke some weed and I was like ok, and she said, everytime you fight you sing huh, and I said yeh, and she said well I can't smoke weed 'cause my mom just asked me to clean my room and I was like ok, and I got a glass of champagne and the lady throwin' the party walked up to me and said hey Evangelista a friend is taking a picture of me, would you be in it and I said yeh, and she said, you are so pretty, and I said thanks, and she said did you ever find your earphones and I said no, and she said well wanna go find that clock and I said no ah I broke my last flashlight bulb and she said ok, and this lady took the picture and the lady throwin' the party was like hey let's go chill by the pool and I was like ok, and I was like, I'm so lonely, and she said why, and I said because I don't have any friends and you know what I think I broke the case for my glasses and she said I need to fix my radio, how old are you, and I said 23 and she said well, hey let's go chill in my bedroom and drink and I was like ok, and then we got there and she tripped and fell and knocked over a table and this bigass bowl broke and I was like I'm dumb I just broke my last clip, and she was like yeh, and I was like how much do you weigh and she said 110 pounds, and I was like how tall are you and she said 6', and I was like you have some small biscuits and she was like yeh, and then we drank for a few hours and she was like well let's go back to the party and I was like ok, you always have long hair huh and she said yeh, wait a minute I have to fix my radio then we got to the party and she was like yes I'm 21 I can drink now, and I was like yeh and she said ok so you're an assassin and I was like yeh and she was like are you a professional and I was like yeh, and she said so, my friend said you came here because one of your targets was supposed to be here and I was like yeh, and she was like well are they, and I said no, and she was like oh well wanna go sing some karaoke and I was like yeh and she was like what song do you wanna sing and I was like, Love Is A Battlefield, and then I sang and walked up to her daughter and was like, do do do do do do do hey don't touch me, do do do do do do do hey can't touch this, do do do do do do do hey don't touch me, and she busted out laughing and I was like ok, and I put my hands underneath her armpits and lifted her up and went you are The Elevator and she busted out laughing and then I walked up to this table and a bunch of girls started waving their hands and barking and someone took a picture of me and all those girls were in the background and then I asked the lady who was throwing the party what was that all about and she said they think you're cute and I was like ok and the chic who took the picture was like you want the picture, and I was like yeh and then the daughter of the lady who was throwing the party was like hey let's go smoke some dank and I was like ok, what you have weed and she was like yeh and I was like, heh I have a picture of me and there's a bunch girls in the background barking and she was like you do and I was like yeh I got a picture of me with a bunch of invincible little morons in the background goin' yeh I get to act like an idiot in front of a bunch people and like be in a picture with the Jack Rabbit and like go down in history as some damn fool that barked and like damn near broke everything in the nearby vicinity and like wrecked like the entire stage and we're all falling and half our clothes got ripped and we bumped into something and it hit the cameragirl and the camera moved, and she busted out laughing. I have a nickname, it is Lain, that nickname was given to me by my old friend Victoria because she said I looked like the girl who is in the anime Lain. A favorite pasttime of mine is designing weapons. I've designed many. I will have them made soon. I will soon have them patented. I have taken out 4'571 people, 504 were targets. I have been in 6'594 fights. I am undefeated. I have also designed a few pieces of clothing and I would like to have them made soon. That is something that I would like to keep doing. I developed the language Fortesnah Milehinah. I developed the language Anderani Naverenyeh. Apple Blossom is apple blossoms flying amongst the branches of an apple blossom tree as apple blossoms come off the tree and go flying through the air. I am madly in love with the lead singer of Evanescence Amy Lee. I went to this bigass party and my friend Victoria showed up and slapped the shit out of some dude and stood up and went I am one bad bitch, and I said yeh, and she was like I fucked up this dude and then rocked the building, and then managed to drink this beer while steady fuckin' up his car, and then I was like, hey Victoria wanna go see if the dj has any Michael Jackson and she said yeh, and then this dude walked up and was like your friend Victoria is very nice, and I said yeh, and he said yeh I was thinking about walking up to her and going hey Vickie you should be very careful with that pole it's fragile and going the washroom is near the master bedroom, but I didn't get a chance to 'cause some asshole ran up and stole my bottle of wine, and I said she knew the pole was fragile and she knows where the washroom is and she really doesn't like people calling her Vickie and he said ok, and then he was like she's little and I said yeh and he said how much does she weigh and I said 100 pounds, and he said whoa, she's really nice, she's really pretty, I wonder if she knows that the party's going on 'till 11:00, I think she does, and I said yeh, and he said, she has small biscuits and I said yep, and he said, ok well I'm gonna go try and find my daughter, and then some girl walked up and was like hey do you smoke and I said yeh and she said can I bum a snauggy and I said yeh, and she said you're pretty and I said ok, and she said, what's your name, and I said Evangelista, and she said wow this place is nice and I said yeh, and then this dude walked up and was like ok Evangelista what the hell are you doing aren't you supposed to be helping out the dj, and I said no, and he said gay people need to stop talking in that whiny bitch-ass voice, and I said yeh, and he said nobody wants to hear their shit anymore and I said yeh, and he said 5 thousand years ago there were no gay people it would be nice if things went back that way and I said yeh, and he said ok, I'd like to use the washroom but I don't know where it is, and I said uh it's near the master bedroom and he said ok, your friend Victoria is nice and I said yeh, and he said ok, I have a question for you do you still have your knife on you and I said yeh and he said ok can I borrow it and I said yeh, what for, and he said well I need to cut open this container of snuff and he said thanks, and I said you know, I thought the lady throwing this party was a lot younger and he said hmm, where is your backpack, and I said over there, and he said what are you, and I said a girl and he said why, and I said because I'm soft and cuddly, and he said ok like this party is nice, and some dude ran up and was like hey Lynxe, you're a girl, why is it that everytime I go over by the table and try to turn on the radio it doesn't all it does is turn on the tape deck, and I said because your hittin' the cd tape button, and he said where's the radio button and I said next to the volume and he said oh, and then this dude walked up and was like hey can I bum a squasimoto and I was like yeh, and then we got in an argument and then we got in a fight and I beat his ass and Victoria was like I gotta bounce I gotta go help out my dad and I was like ok, and then I walked over to the front door and some girl walked up and was like, what the fuck, where's my backpack and I said it's over there, and then Victoria came bustin' through the front door and was like err I can't find my knife and I was like it's right here and she was like oh, and then she was like let's stay for a while and I was like ok, and then somebody took a picture of her and in the picture was a piece of paper with a poem on it she wrote, and it was in her hand and the tip of my knife was in the picture, and the poem was about what had happened the night after she turned 14 and she had told me she was 13, and the paper was from a notebook that this girl used as a bookmark and the notebook was something that Victoria had given to her and it was to be used for her diary and that was something that was pretty important to her because she was trying to take down all the things that were going on while she was helping out her friend who was dying and she passed away and the night after she turned 14, we had been to 4 houses where there were a bunch of things that she had been looking for for her job and she had found a necklace that was very nice and very old and very expensive, and a piece of paper with a few things written down on it about her from a girl that she used to know and a few of the things were about her family that she would of like'd to have known and a lot of things about how she really likes to run and hide and stay underground, and that girl had passed away. I like to take long walks at night and go running through the woods and practice the 11 styles of ninjitsu I know, I like to hang out in the woods and I like to stay underground, I think The Bangles are a good band. I once got in a fight with this guy, and slammed him against a buick and spun around on the outside of the left side of the toes on the outside of my left foot and smacked him with my right hand, and grabbed him and slammed him and grabbed him and tossed him 34 feet in the air and smacked him with my left hand and when he got up he bitched about his wallet that had disappeared and I jumped off my left foot and moved my lighter into my pocket and turned so that I was horizontal and spun around to the left and smacked him with my left foot, and grabbed him and slammed him and he went ah where's my pack of cigarettes and I went shut the fuck up and grabbed him and tossed him in the air, and smacked him with my knee, and then I sang, two of hearts, two hearts that beat as one, two of hearts, I need you, I need you, and grabbed him and slammed him against a bunch of steps and sang, I'm spending my time, watching the sun go by, and punched him in the chest, and he went wanna have sex, and I said no, and he said why, and I said because I like girls, and I punched him in the teeth, and grabbed him and slammed him, and I jumped and punched him in the teeth and slapped him, and kicked him in the teeth, and kicked him in the chest and sang ooh ooh ooh ooh I'm gonna blow you, I saw the sign it was your piddly ass friend with my lighter that grabbed my friend and went I'm cool, and my friend said I'm gonna slam you, and then I smacked him with a garbage can lid, and spun around on the toes of my left foot, and kicked him in the left leg, and grabbed him and slammed him, and jumped and smacked him with my left foot and jumped and kicked him in the chest, and walked down the street and my friend Victoria went what the fuck, you are pissin' me off you keep fuckin' around with the bowl ok, wait a minute Ishimaru do you know where my backpack went and I said yeh it's in my car, and she said hey let's go chill in that place where we were the other night, and I said sure, and I said hey let's get something to eat, and she said hey I'm gonna slam this guy, and I said let's go underground, and she said alright, and we walked to the entrance to this tunnel and I said alright there's a lock here, ok, wait a minute, and she smacked it and it broke, and we went underground, and some dumbass walked up and was like, who are you, and I said Lynxe and he said do you smoke, and I said no and I looked at Victoria and we busted out laughing, and she went hey dude what the fuck why you standing around there and a bunch of people attacked us, and Victoria spun around on her left knee 3 times while moving up and smacked this dude with her left foot, and kicked him in the stomach, and grabbed him and slammed him and I slid and bumped into this dude and lost my clip and then I got up and was like hey let's go get something to eat, and we walked out and some dude ran up and Victoria slapped him and he went flying, and then she went I stole this dude's lighter and his bowl, and his keys, and his cigarettes, and his wallet and his phone, and his pistol and we walked to my car, and I said hey let's go to that house that I mentioned earlier and she said is one of your targets there and I said yeh and she said I saw some dude run up to this house and go I think this is the place and ran up to the door and tried to open it but it was closed and he tried to break it down but he couldn't and then he stood around and went hey I think those are my keys and went dude I just saw this chick walk down the street and go err I think Imma go wreck that car, yeh and I'm gonna go see if like that dude wants to go out on a date and like I don't know maybe see if I can like put this bomb in this mailbox and she did and it blew up and this piece of a stuffed animal went flying and it had a bigass piece of metal on it, and like this little piece of a keychain and it like spun and like this thing went flyin' and it smacked this girl in the nugget and she went eww I walked down the street and I bumped into this garbage can and it had this nasty piece of food on it and I got smacked with this funky-ass piece of metal that I think came from that guys nasty fuckin' broom that he uses to dislodge his nasty fuckin' stuff from the side of his nasty-ass garbage can, you know what I can't find my piece of black paper that has this guys gonna sell me some heroine and hook me up fat, now do we have a problem here that I wrote on it, I spraypainted this wall near this tunnel that has a ladder that leads to a room where we left all those assault rifles and it says Foo! I know ninjitsu I smacked this dude in the chest and kicked him in the throat and punched him in the chest and fell off a balcony and knocked over a bench and knocked over a chair and knocked over a mailbox. I once smacked this telephone pole and a pack of cigarettes fell off the top, and I got hooked up with a pack of squares, and this dude I was chillin with was like, destroy that thing and I was like ok, and I smacked this box and it went flyin' and took out a bus stop, and he went ok why is it that everytime I go near that door it like makes this wierd-ass sound, and I went hey check this out, I found a wallet, and he went ok Lynxe you developed 11 styles of ninjitsu, did you ever take notes, and I said no, and he said ok let's go grab that broom and I said alright, and I said whoa what is that, and he said a bench and I said ew it's like hidden amongst a bunch of bushes and it's like about to fall down that hill and like ew it's got a bigass backpack on it, and he said yeh, and I was like that thing's huge, and he was like yeh, and I was like ok can I see your lighter, and he said yeh, and I said ok I'm gonna pack a bowl and he said alright, and he said ew check this out I found a tape recorder, and it's on, and I said no way, really, and he said yeh, and I said what can I have the tape, and he said yeh, and he was like ew I got hooked up with a tape recorder and I was like yes I have a have a tape of us smokin' a blunt and like me breakin' a box, and like me gettin' a pack of squares, and me smackin' this bigass thing with my sword and it went flyin' and damn near took out a bench, and he said yeh, and I said ok I think the screen fell out of the bowl and he went ah, my backpack just slid down the hill and my wife's bottle of coke went flyin', and like ok, and I went alright like I found my lighter, and I was like yes I have a tape of us destroyin' shit. I once ran through this parking garage and jumped from one level to another and a bunch of dudes opened fire on me and I slid and fell from one level to another, and I whipped out a gallon of iced tea and drank it, and lit up a square and a bunch of girls were nearby and they were talking about my friend Victoria and they were like yeh she's shacking up with some ninja named Evangelion, and I busted out laughing, and my friend Victoria ran up and was like ok I need a square and I was like here and I handed her one, and she was like hey Ishimaru can I get something to drink, and I said yeh, and she was like damn I'm tired and laid on top of me, and she was like ok what are those girls talking about and I said I don't know, and she was like I wanna sleep in your car, and I said they said earlier that you were shackin' up with some ninja named Evangelion, and she busted out laughing, and I pulled out my wallet and she said can I borrow some money and I said yeh, and we sat there for a bit and looked at each other and she said Evangelion you're such a good friend, and one of the girls was like I heard this story of a ninja named Ishimaru Ono, that was 4'325 years old and he was one of the first ninjas there ever was, and he jumped across the sea from Japan to America in 1980 to help little girls, he heard a message on a radio from a little girl saying that all the girls in America were being raped and killed and robbed and beat-up and that it was happening everywhere, and that it wasn't a joke it actually was, and four days later he decided to stay, and he was from Japan and he was japanese, and I was like damn I'm tired and I was like ok hey Victoria wanna get something to eat, and she said yeh, and one of the girls was like ok I saw this chick the other day, and I asked her if I could bum a square and she was like ok there's Lynxe, she just jumped and took out a car, and I said who is it, and she said Lynxe, and she said what is she and she said an assassin, and I said damn it get your hands off my sweatshirt, and she said what I got chronic, and I said what's her name and she said Lynxe, and she said ok, do you know of any restaraunts nearby and I said yeh there's a Mcdonalds over there and this chick came flyin' out of nowhere and was like and the sky is a hazy shade of winter, and ran down the street and jumped off a hill, and I was like ok, damn she's fast, what is her name, and she said Lynxe, and I said was that the girl you mentioned, and she said yeh, and I said hey Victoria check this out I have a new keychain and she said hey Lynxe I think those girls are talking about you, why does everyone think we're married, and I said I don't know, and I sang thriller, thriller night, hey Victoria wanna go get some iced tea and she said yeh, ah I'm so tired do you wanna drive around for a while and smoke some weed, and I said yeh, and she said I'm gonna sleep in your car, and I was like hey look at that building it has a bigass sign that says the ninja Taki has a bigass, and Victoria went are you japanese and I said no, and she said you look like you're japanese, and I said that sign says the ninja Taki has a bigass sword and it's legendary, and a fuzzy piece of leather in her hair tie and she's famous. A long time ago I got in a fight with this dude and slammed him against a buick and spun around on my toes and kicked him in the left arm, and kicked him in the teeth, and jumped and spun around 3 times and kicked him in the nugget, and grabbed him and slammed him and sang love is on the way, I can see it in your eyes, let's give it one more try tonight baby, and jumped and turned so I was horizontal and spun to the left and kicked him with my right foot, and kicked him in the chest, and grabbed him and slammed him, and my friend Victoria rolled up and was like ok thou art a bitch, ye have stolen my bowl and drank my forty, and stole my coke, I'm gonna slam you and smack you so goddamn motherfuckin' hard it's not even funny, damn it, Dara I'm hungry can we get something to eat, and I was like yeh, and she was like ok I think I found that dude's wallet yeh wait a minute, here it is, hey dude, here's your wallet, and he was like thanks, and she was like hey wanna drive around for a while, and I was like ok, and I was like you know this is creepy, like we've been drivin' down this road for a while and we haven't seen any cars, and she was like I know, and I was like we haven't seen any signs and we haven't seen any buildings and the lights went out and we keep hearing creepy sounds and like we keep seeing like ok, and she went man it is so cold out and I was like yeh, you want me to turn the heat on, and she was like no, and she was like I'm gonna roll down the window, and I was like man this sucks I burnt my arm and fucked up this tape recorder and managed to spill my sunflowerseeds all over the place and break my knife and break my radio, and she was like ok it's really late, you wanna go to your place and I said no, and she said like wanna go underground and I said yeh and she said man this is so strange I was chillin' underground a couple nights ago and someone turned out the lights and I tried to put a battery in my flashlight and I dropped it and it fell down this bigass hole and then I ran down this hallway and some dude was like could you hold that door open and I said yeh and he was like ok I wanna put this table in that room and he was like ok yeh we wanna put a computer in there and I was like ok well do you know where the gate to the tunnel with the bigass door with the sign, and I said ok like let's go get some iced tea, and she said alright and I said ok like I saw a sign near this door to a boathouse that said long-haired freaky people need not apply. I once jumped through this window and smacked my knee off this chair and ran down this hall and fell through the floor and smacked my leg on this stairwell, and got in a fight with this dude and smacked him with my elbow and he went flying and broke a chair, and I ran up these steps and stood around and smoked a cigarette and drove down the road and some dumbass tried to run me off the road, and I went to this party and went to the backyard and lit up a cigarette and some girl walked up and was like do you have a flashlight and I was like yeh and she was like can I see it and I was like yeh and I was like ok I really need to use the washroom do you know where it is and she said yeh it's near the den and I said ok like what the hell I think I lost my keys and she was like ok well can I see your flashlight and I was like yeh I think it's in my back pocket and I was like here you go and I walked into the house and some girl walked up and was like hey Dara weren't you gonna open a school and I was like yeh and she was like what were you gonna call it and I said Snow Dragon The School of Apple Blossom Ninjitsu, and she was like that's cool and she was like well, have you ever had any students and I said no, and she said what was the sign gonna have on it and I said a white dragon and in her left paw was a crystal and it was black, and it says Snow Dragon in the top left hand side and The School of Apple Blossom Ninjitsu in the bottom right hand side, and I walked up to my car and I was about to bounce and some chick rolled up and was like hey Sayonara what are you doing and I said leaving and she said why and I said because I have to go clean my place and my friend is hungry and I promised I would cook her something and she said ok like what you're a ninja, I didn't know that ok like what is the japanese word for female and I said onna and she was like ok well you always have like this bigass thing, and I said ok well I really gotta go and she was like ok well would you try and like alright, ok you're really nice, thanks for coming, and she was like ok well thank you very much for helping out, and ok well you're like somehow involved in industrial espionage and it's funny but I think the thing you set on top of the chair like fell and took out a bunch of tables and like knocked over a bigass camera and like I don't know someone slipped on the chair and smacked a girl and she went flying and knocked over a glass of water and it went all over this camera and the girl that had it took a picture and your friend Victoria was the only one that showed up in the picture. I once went to this bigass area of woods and stood around and drank for a bit and slipped and fell and my beer can went flyin and knocked over the last beer can and it was open and I scrambled to pick it up and salvage what little beer was left and my friend Victoria rolled up and was like ok, and I was like holy shit you scared the fuck out of me where did you come from and she was like the woods and she was like can I get a beer and I was like yeh and she was like ok where were you the other night and I was like chillin' in this graveyard smokin' some weed and she was like ok damn I need a cigarette and she was like what were you doing, and I was like smokin' some weed and this chick came out of nowhere and she was singing she was like early in the morning, rise into the street, light me up that cigarette and I strap shoes on my feet, got to find the reason, reason things went wrong, got to find the reason why my money's all gone, and I was like what ok where the fuck did you come from, and she was like behind that there group of graves and I was like ok, well what's goin' on and she was like not much, and Victoria was like can I borrow your knife, and I was like yeh, and she was like what's your name and I was like Dara and she was like could I get a beer and I was like yeh and she was like damn it's cold out and I was like yeh and she was like you're gorgeous and I was like thanks and she was like do you have a radio and I was like yeh and she was like put it on and I was like ok, and she was like do you know what day it is and I was like yeh it's saturday and she was like ok this a really nice graveyard and I was like yeh and she was like how old are you and I was like 21 and she was like could I bum a snauggy and I was like yeh and she was like man I love this station and I was like me too, how old are you and she was like 13 and I was like man I can't find my knife and she was like do you know of any liquor stores nearby and I was like yeh, there's one over there, and she was like well there's a message from the emergency broadcast system, and I was like yeh, and she was like ok the lights are gonna be out for 3 days, and I was like damn I'm tired and she was like well I gotta, and Victoria was like hey Lynxe let's go to a restaraunt and I was like yeh, and she was like damn man I wanna smoke some weed and I was like uh I think I lost the bowl and she was like can I borrow a dollar and I was like yeh like the bag of heroine just went flyin' out the window and she was like ok well wanna go smoke some weed and I was like yeh, and she was like dude I saw this girl go flyin' through this window and jump through the ceiling and smack this dude and go err come here and grab him and slam him and he went flyin' through the floor and run up and punch him and run up to this case of beer and grab a beer and run backward and go flyin' through a window and crack open the beer and take 3 sips and go foo Imma slam thee and break every goddamn bone in thy motherfuckin' body and jump and do 15 backflips and go bitch! I'm gonna fuck you up now come here get your damn hands off my bottle I'm gonna whoop thy ass! and jump and do 5 backflips and punch him in the teeth and spin around on her toes and kick him and jump to the left and kick him in the side of the head and punch him in the teeth and jump and do a split and turn to the left and land on her left foot facing backwards and jump and do 3 backflips and kick him in the chest and smack him in the chest and kick him in the chest and jump 20'000 feet in the air and turn to the left and do a split and spin to the right 25 times and land on the toes of her right foot and jump and do a frontflip and kick him in the throat and grab him and toss him 146 feet in the air and hit him in the chest with both knees and jump and twist diagonally and kick him in the side of the head and punch him in the throat and spin around 6 times to the left and punch him in the face and jump and smack him in the chest. I created a few titles, but I don't use them, they are, The Black Dragon, The Nightingale, and Samurai Rose. Black Rose is black rose stems flyin' through the air as the top to a black rose falls to the ground. Sapphire is water flowing amongst snow as pieces of ice lay amongst the snow. Diamond is leaves from an ivy plant flying amongst the branches to a lot of trees as snow falls and water flows amongst a lot of snow. Black Velvet is petals from black roses falling to the ground as thorns from black roses fly through the air and the stem to a black rose falls to the ground. Lotus is a lotus flower flying through the air as rain falls and a crystal that's clear falls to the ground and a bunch of ivy plants flow along the water that's falling off a waterfall and the lotus flower lands on a body of water. Emerald is rose petals falling to the ground as a bunch of leaves from a weeping willow tree fly through the air and the top to a black rose falls to the ground and snow falls. Cherry Blossom is a bunch of cherry blossoms flying through the air and down a big hill as a bunch of leaves from an ivy plant fall to the ground and the top to a lotus flower falls to the ground. Amethyst is a bunch of black roses flying through the air as a bunch of black rose petals fall to the ground and an amethyst falls to the ground and a bunch of lotus petals fly through the air. Ruby is a bunch of cherry blossoms flying through the air as a bunch of black rose petals fall to the ground and the top to a black rose falls to the ground and snow falls and water flows amongst a lot of snow. Dark Winter is a bunch of lotus petals flying through the air as water flows amongst a lot of snow and snow falls and a red sapphire flows along with a stream of sap from a tree as a strip of blue cloth flies amongst the branches of an apple blossom tree and a bunch of cherry blossoms flow along with a stream of water. I once got in a fight with this dude and slammed him against a case of pop and jumped and did 3 frontflips and kicked him in the stomach and grabbed him and spun around 9 times and smacked him off my knee and grabbed him and spun around 4 times and smacked him off my knees and spun around on the toes of my left foot and kicked him in the face and grabbed him and threw him and he went flying through a door and I spun around 3 times and punched him and rolled up on my friend Victoria and went can I get a beer and tripped and fell and knocked over a bigass box of fireworks and my friend went ok let's get something to eat and we drove around for a bit and I said hey let's go underground and she said ok, and went down this bigass ladder and I said heh there's a ladder over here and she said hey Lynxe you're pretty and I said thanks and I said hey let's go and reached for a pack of squares and hit my hand off a door and it broke and I said to that tunnel with the bigass door with the green sign and she said ok and we walked around for a bit and I said ok this blows man I fuckin' reached for my bottle of tea and I burnt my sweatshirt and she said Dara I'm hungry and I said ok here's some beef jerky and she said alright can we chill for a bit I wanna sleep and I said alright and I stood around for about 2 minutes trying to light this cigarette and it slipped and the little safety thing came off and I lit the square and then I tried to see if I could like put this tape in this tape player I had but I couldn't and I knocked over my bottle of whiskey and it went all over my backpack and then she woke up and went can I get a battery and I said yeh and we walked around for a bit and then she waved her arms and fell down this bigass hole and I went um ok this sucks let's get something to eat and she said ok and then she said I don't wanna drive around and smoke opium and I said me neither and I said goddamnit Victoria did you just drop my flashlight and break the glass part near the bulb and she said no and I said ok, this blows I don't have any weed and she said ok what give me your spraypaint can I wanna do some graffiti and I said ok and she spraypainted Taki and I went alright let's go break something and she said ok and I went alright this sucks I just crushed my squares and she went alright let's go smoke some weed and we walked around for a bit and I said what let's go do some heroine and she said alright and I said ok why is that you always run around and like try to break, and she went ok let's go drive around for a bit and I said ok and we drove down this road and she went the lights went out and I said ok and she said ok let's get something to drink and I said ok and she said I saw this chick jump 234 feet in the air and hit this dude with both fists and spin around and punch him and jump and turn to the left and kick him and grab him and throw him and he went flying threw a window and jump 25'000 feet in the air and sing why don't you slide, put your arms around me, what you feel is what you are and what you are is beautiful, and hit him with both wrists and grab him and go flying backwards and sing I wanna wake up where you are, I won't say anything at all, so why don't you slide and smack him off her knee and he went flying and broke a door and she spun around 9 times and hit him with her knee and grab him and jump backwards and do a backflip and hit him off her knee and he went flyin' through a window and grab him and throw him threw a wall and jump and turn to the right diagonally and kick him in the face and jump and grab him and hit him off her knee and jump 27'000 feet in the air and spin to left and grab her feet and spin to the right and do 17 backflips and spin to the left diagonally and sing sanitarium leave me be, sanitarium just leave me alone, welcome to where time stands still, no one leaves and no one will, moon is full never seems to change, just labeled mentally deranged, and kick him with both feet and jump and punch him in the chest and slide up next to him and put her right ankle near his hip and toss him in the direction he was facing and he broke a couch and jump and turn to the left diagonally and do 18 frontflips and hit him with both feet and jump and grab him and do 18 frontflips and hit him off both knees and spin around on the toes of her left foot and kick him.
