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Torilicious

Sometimes you need a second chance, because maybe the first time you just weren't ready for what was

About Me


I am a pop culture whiz
I go to school for Human Resource Management
I love the Oakland Raiders and the San Antonio Spurs
I have a very intoxicating personality
I am a shopaholic and spend lots of money
I have a gynormous love for The Cheesecake Factory & taco trucks
I am shy at first... after awhile I won't shut-up
I tend to be quite random
I am a dreamer, and love my life
I am 1/2 Guys Girl, 1/2 Cover Girl
I don't like to live in the past
My friends are my family and my family is my everything
Let me just say integrity is numero uno for me. I look for it in everyone that I interact with. When you create expectations by saying you're going to do something, and then don't follow thru it basically means that you're ok with disappointing me. You should at least be as good as your word, and you should not be saying things that you don't mean.
Finding Happiness, it's amazing :)

My Interests



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I'd like to meet:

Tommy Lee (again), only this time i'll actually speak, and join him in a watermelon martini. He said that was his new favorite drink. I also wasnt to meet; Mos Def, Jared Leto, David LaChapelle, LeBron James, Howie Long, Shirley Temple Black, Kevin Spacey, John Cusack, Gordan Gano, Christina Aguilera, Mark Wahlberg, Antonio Sabato Jr., Colin Farrell, Bono and Fabolous. It would have been cool to meet Jim Morrison, Andy Warhol, Jesus, Herb Ritts, Walt Disney, River Phoenix, Errol Flynn, Audrey Hepburn & Kevyn Aucoin too.

When you choose the behavior, you choose the consequences:

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Music:



I usually surprise people with the artists I like. Aerosmith, Bon Jovi, Alice in Chains, Ministry, Bad Company, The Doors, The Violent Femmes, CCR, U2, Jay Z, Tupac, Eminem, Faith Hill, Tim McGraw, The Dixie Chicks, Shania Twain, Frank Sinatra... actually The Rat Pack in all. The Darkness, James Blunt, John Mayer, Sheryl Crow, Tommy Lee, I love the Big 80's.
Madonna

Prince

Tupac

Christina Aguilera

Movies:

I am a total film fanatic. A day without a movie is like a day without life. I like a variety of flix... offbeat, gay themed and disturbing films. I'm a big Horror movie fan. I like Romantic Comedies (i know pretty standard right?). I really got into foreign films last year. I discovered a love for Japanese films. I love Independant films, and Urban Comedies. This year I've been checking out documentaries. Oh and let's not forget the 80's flix. Gotta love em!! I have an unhealthy obsession with Netflix. It's the greatest thing since Tivo. I'm flippin movies daily.
Try it.

I have a new favorite French film, not that I had a previous favorite... Jeux d'enfants (Love Me If You Dare) "Cap, pas cap?"







Which Trainspotting Character Are You?

Television:

I can not imagine life without Tivo.

Books:

I read about 6 chapters of Da Vinci Code and then went to see tha movie...and it was all over. I have started reading Nothing to wear? by Jesse arza & Joe Lupo. I'm actually taking notes.
Boondocks
Tom - "Hey There Huey; Riley, I can't help but notice your sign and I hope you boys aren't too upset about me having to prosecute Mr. Kelly"
Huey - "Ey Man, you do what u gotta do."
Riley - "Why R. Kelly Huh?? What did R. Kelly do to you?"
Tom - "He's accused of relieving himself on an underaged girl on tape, which is against the law."
Riley - "Ok, ok, ok, so let's examine this peein' thing. So I can pee in a toilet, and it's ok. But If I pee on a person, it's like, not ok?"
DuBois - "Well, yeah."
Riley - "Well what if I'm peeing and Huey's in the bathroom, and I accidentally pee on Huey? Should I go to jail?"
Huey - "Why the hell would I be in the bathroom while you're in the bathroom?"
Riley - "Hold up, hold up! Remember when we used to sleep in the same bed when we was littler? From time to time I used to have a little accident."
Huey - "You still do."
Riley - "Shut up!...So, Mr. DuBois. Mr. I wanna lock niggas up for peeing. What's the statute of limitations on bed wetting? Why not prosecute me, and R.Kelly at the same time, huh?"
DuBois - "Now, Riley. No one's going to prosecute you for bed wetting."
Riley - "And you shouldn't! It's a natural bodily function. Now every nigga in the world is gonna be scared to pee. I may never pee again!"
DuBois - "Riley, it was a little girl!"
Riley - "Oh, I seen that girl. She aint little. I'm little. Gary Coleman's little, Mini Me is little. And to the best of my knowledge, we've all avoided getting pee'd on so far."
DuBois - "But what about the victim?"
Riley - "Oh yes, the victim. At what point does personal responsibility become a factor in this equation?"
DuBois - "I don't think that.."
Riley - "I see piss coming, I move. She saw piss coming, she stayed. And why should I have to miss out on the next R. Kelly album, just for that?"
Huey - "Man,you just got beat by an eight year old."
Riley walking away to DuBois- "And, if R. Kelly goes to jail, I'll piss on your cat!"

My Blog

Thinkin bout my Ex (Part Deux)

The other day I was with my friend and grabbed her lotion and began rubbing it on my hands. Evidently I didn't apply enough and she said, "You missed a spot." I looked down at my hand and saw the area...
Posted by Torrance on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 07:44:00 PST

Don't want your name or your number....

Shanice had a song on the Boomerang Soundtrack called "Don't Wanna Love You", and can I let you know I'm really feelin that song right now.People keep asking me why I'm single, why I'm not with anyone...
Posted by Torrance on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 10:19:00 PST

Mr. All Wrong

  1. MR. THUG LIFE Advantages a. Real good at sex b. Fun and exciting c. Makes you laugh d. Has your back, will fight and protect you Disadvantages a. Usually drinks and smokes too much b. ...
Posted by Torrance on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 07:44:00 PST

bOoTy CaLL RuLeS!

THE BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT  This Booty Call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____ day of__________, 2006, by_______________________ , between _________...
Posted by Torrance on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 09:29:00 PST

I heard it through the grapevine

Gossip is pretty impossible to avoid. Im not going to lie. I like to hear the juicy tidbits everyone is dishing about. My ears perk up when I catch wind of a meaty morsel of information. You may ask W...
Posted by Torrance on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 12:56:00 PST

I see you, you see me

Second Chances....   Are almost always disappointing. Its just giving someone an opportunity to let you down again. As much as you dont want to give up on someone, sometimes you have to. When you...
Posted by Torrance on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 10:51:00 PST

Nothing good ever happens after 2 am

Marshall: Look Barney you tried I think thats great but were going.Barney: No! No! Come on.Marshall: Yes!Barney: Dude! We havent hit legendary yet, were only at the Le, we still got the Gen, the Da, ...
Posted by Torrance on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 12:06:00 PST

Just do you, cuz imma do me!

Sometimes in life things come easier to you when you try to fit in to this box of what the world wants you to be... and sometimes you get so caught up in trying to fit in to that box that you lose a ...
Posted by Torrance on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 02:33:00 PST

Hello stranger....seems like a mighty long time

I know it's all meant to be sorted. I know I'm supposed to be over it. I know it's all in the past. So then why can't I get you out of my head? Time is an unreliable narrator. History gets rewritten i...
Posted by Torrance on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 11:47:00 PST

Bad Car...ma (karma)

Guess who the phunk got in another car accident. My head is killing me. How do I just get my car out the shop a few weeks ago, just to get rear ended again. I mean what is it about my ass, that's got ...
Posted by Torrance on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 12:39:00 PST