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Rex Dart, Eskimo Spy

An object at rest can not be stopped!!!

About Me

I can't whistle but I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue. I'm a bit of a beer and film snob. Well read and well traveled. My favorite painting is "Hylas and the Nymphs" by J.W. Waterhouse. I can recite the poem "The Jaberwocky" from memory. I embrace the dork with in me but know when to leave him at home. Love cats. I'm open minded, or I like to think I am. I'm extremely arachnaphobic. Our family coat of arms is 3 ostridge plumes proper, which I always thought was cool back when I ran Cross Country. I hate Mini-Coopers, everytime I see one I expect to hear circus music and see 100 midget clowns jump out. I'm a published poet yet sadly I don't own a copy of the literary journal it was published in. I find thunderstorms extremely romantic. I think that if you are driving like an ass in an SUV while talking on a cell phone the police should have the legal right to surgically remove your tongue. I'm beter at six degrees of Kevin Bacon than anyone in thier right mind should be. I'm a pumpkin carving champion. I love to cook even though it may not always turn out perfect. I love the smell of used book stores, the air 5 min after it starts raining and fire places burning on a cold night. I'm obsessed with following people around Blockbuster and listening to what the general public thinks are "good" movies. My girl friend thinks I'm too young to be a curmudgeon. IM me at - YoureOnTheRocket..
.. You scored as Wolverine. Wolverine is a loner, and a skilled fighter. He's got the hots for Jean Grey but a better fit for him would be Storm. He doesn't like to follow orders which pisses Cyclops off. He has terrible memories from the experimentation done on him at Weapon X. Even though he doesn't show it, he loves the X-Men. Powers: Fast healing and adamantium skeleton and claws.

Wolverine


70%

Nightcrawler


55%

Storm


55%

Jean Grey


50%

Cyclops


50%

Colossus


50%

Gambit


45%

Iceman


45%

Emma Frost


45%

Rogue


35%

Beast


30%
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My Interests

Photography, the Cinema, new music, tea, sake, sushi, candles, cats, record collecting, Poker, Haikus, cold weather and hot showers, cilantro, WWII History, writing short stories and poetry, pumpkin carving, walking in the rain, wasabi, animation, Checking off the "hundred things to do before I die" list, Backgammon, cooking, Alice in Wonderland, rumaging through antique and used book stores, kitsch, Comic Books, Graphic Novels, pin up art (i.e. Betty Page and Vargas girls), old school game systems like Atari and NES, trying new and unusual foods, my subconcious, good animé, P-51 D Mustangs, HP Lovecraft

I'd like to meet:

Rosencrantz & Guildenstern

Music:

The Yeah-Yeah-Yeahs, Modest Mouse, The Beta Band, Flaming Lips, Goldfrapp, Polyphonic Spree, Air, Pink Floyd, Frou Frou, Stereolab, Dandy Warhols, Built To Spill, Elbow, Secret Machines, Joy Division, Gorillaz, Brian Eno, Bjork, Portishead, St. Germain, Faultline, Nine Inch Nails, Ugly Cassanova, Eels, Kruder Dorfmeister, Chemical Brothers, Sigur Rós, The Shins, The Negro Problem, Azure Ray, James, Stew, Super Furry Animals, Creeper Lagoon, Kasabian, Postal Service, Basement Jaxx, Bright Eyes, Scissor Sisters, Tegan and Sara, UNKLE, Spoon

Movies:

The Great Escape, Fight Club, Cinema Paradisio, Amelie, Buckaroo Banzai, Ed Wood, Classic Star Wars Trilogy, Evil Dead 2, Buffalo 66, Rushmore, Sex and Lucia,The Third Man, Lost in Translation, Punch Drunk Love, Royal Tennenbaums, Seven Samurai, Sideways, Titus, Sabrina, Waiting For Guffman, The Wall, 24hr Party People, The Thing, Ghost Dog, Dead Man, City of Lost Children, Donnie Darko, Akira, Magnolia, Delecatessen, Six String Samurai, The Mystery of Rampo, Unbreakable, Spinal Tap, Equilibrium, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Serenity, Ghost World, American Splendor, Dark City, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Kill Bill Vol. 2, Bubba Ho-Tep, American Psycho

Television:

Firefly, Iron Chef, Battlestar Galactica, 24, Justice League Unlimited, MXC, Reno 911, Strangers With Candy, Lost, Project Greenlight, Good Eats, The State, Dinner For Five, MST3K, The Office, Invader Zim, The Prisoner, Sea Lab 2021, Entourage, Futurama, Farscape, The Tick, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Da Ali G Show, The Daily Show, Grey's Anatomy, Doctor Who, Scrubs

Books:

House of Leaves by Mark Danielewski, To Reign in Hell by Steven Brust, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay by Michael Chabon, A Confederacy Of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole, The Cerebus "Phone Books" by Dave Sim, and ANYTHING by Chuck Palahniuk, Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Neil Gaiman, H.P. Lovecraft, Terry Pratchett

Heroes:

My grandparents first and foremost, H.H. the Dalai Lama, David Fincher, Bruce Campbell, Chuck Palauhniuk, Kurt Vonnegut, Masamune Shirow, Alan Moore, Frank Miller, Neil Gaiman, Joss Whedon, The CBLDF protecting our first amendment rights, Akira Kurosawa, Zhang Yimou, Ben Franklin (he's turning in his grave at the sight of this country), Man Ray, Duane Michaels, Lee Miller, Joel-Peter Witkin, HP Lovecraft

My Blog

The Monsters in the Corner of Your Eyes

The Monsters in the Corner of Your Eyes We are the monsters in the corner of your eyes We are what you thought you saw and what you're sure you smelt We are in that shadow you fear We are the Beasti...
Posted by John on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 08:36:00 PST

Number Two

Number Two Dont look Just finish your business and flush. Theres nothing there. The alligators cant fit up the pipes. The spiders cant swim up. And the rats... Well, the rats... Well, youd hear the r...
Posted by John on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 06:25:00 PST

Ambrosia

Ambrosia Alcohol is a must. It loosens you up. The ideas come quicker. You get more creative. Less held back from acceptable norms. It lets the unthinkable creep in. Lets it be all too acceptable....
Posted by John on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 07:00:00 PST

The Tower

The Tower I havent been sleeping. My subconscious won't let me. No mater how many times I close my eyes the images stop me to wake-ness. I can not banish them. They haunt me were ever I go. Flashes....
Posted by John on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 06:55:00 PST

Ode to David Krumholtz

Ode to David Krumholtz Everywhere I turn, there he is. I though I was going nuts. I thought he was stalking me through my television. But he wasnt. I blame my brain weevils! They crawl in and they...
Posted by John on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 06:26:00 PST

An Apple a Day

Why is it a doctors always there? When were born a doctors there. He removes us from the warmth and the safety. With a smack on the ass he ushers us into a life for which there is but one cure. A ...
Posted by John on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 06:20:00 PST

Truth

Truth gave birth to Ambiguity so that it would be invited to parties.
Posted by John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

JoJo the Great

JoJo the Great JoJo was a magician. Or at least thats what he aspired to be. You see, JoJo wasnt very good. But he tried. It made him happy. He bought books on slight of hand. Tapes showing the s...
Posted by John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Frustration and Rumination

Rumination        The problem with populare literature is that nothing can ever really be truly original. Every single book that has ever been published, every short sto...
Posted by John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sins of the Grandfather

Sins of the Grandfather Were lucky when you think about it. When they first arrived everyone was scared. Who wouldnt be? They were as big as cities. Just hovering there in the air. We all thought ...
Posted by John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST