Why Conway Twitty and Loretta Lynn are great |
I don't just mean great. I mean they are THE BEST DUO OF ALL TIME for two very specific, if not general, reasons:
- Louisiana Woman, Mississippi Man- You're the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly
And not that t...
Posted by Lauren on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 02:10:00 PST |
Dear City of Portland, |
Dear City of Portland,
Hey, listen, I recyle way more than I throw away and appreciate the curbside collection and all...but please make your fucking garbage bags stronger.
Thanks,
Lauren
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Posted by Lauren on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 01:42:00 PST |
So You Think You Can Blog |
I am going to start using my myspace blog to express my innermost feelings to you because I take myself seriously enough as to think that you care. I really think that expressing myself through b...
Posted by Lauren on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 09:50:00 PST |
Vicodin, booze, pot and Hollywood |
US Weekly reports that Nicole Richie is telling friends that she was on Vicodin during her recent DUI arrest only to treat her menstruation cramps.
Richie, arrested on December 11 for driving on the...
Posted by Lauren on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 09:44:00 PST |
Dear People who use the phrase I HEART YOU |
For goodness sake, please make it stop. It's disturbing. And really fucking annoying.
Also, please refrain from using emoticons. You can make the world a better place, one less emoti...
Posted by Lauren on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 02:13:00 PST |
United States and America! Praise [insert religious icon here]! |
Thank you to the United States and America peoples for showing the rest of the world that this country does not consist of all neo-conservative, blue-blazer wearing, hypocritical, bulli...
Posted by Lauren on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 07:49:00 PST |
this diamond ring doesn't shine for me anymore |
lately i have been having to 'stop' the loading of this /a/ /myspace/ latest webpage and then push reload and frankly i am tired of that.
It's so foggy tonight.
Last night I had a nightm...
Posted by Lauren on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 10:06:00 PST |
The Fucking Da Vinci Code |
If I have to see one more Da Vinci Code movie internet banner, or turn on the television and see another lame-ass program dedicated to this asinine movie, i am going to be forced to steal the Mona Lis...
Posted by Lauren on Fri, 19 May 2006 02:26:00 PST |
morning. coffee. rain. |
1.2.
To love is to have that extraordinary feeling of affection without asking anything in return...the moment you have in your heart this extraordinary thing called love and feel the depth, the delig...
Posted by Lauren on Wed, 03 May 2006 07:24:00 PST |
Free Radicals! |
One day some time ago I was sitting at a table outside a cafe in Amsterdam. I was there with a guy and a girl from Australia. I had met them in Spain. They w...
Posted by Lauren on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 02:32:00 PST |
