Pandora Pumpkinhead - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I have 4 year old daughter called Willow Persephone. She is amazing yet occasionally i feel like throwing her out of the window. Is this normal? I have a degree in animal welfare, if any rescue charities out there need any help please get in touch. In my spare time, which is aprox 1 hour 12 mins per week, i paint, play guitar quite badly, ballet dance, make cakes and eat cakes. I am trying to get some of my paintings on here so i might manage it by christmas.(2017). My other hobbies include falling off my bike, dancing like a lunatic, being drunk, laughing at just about everything my daughter says or does as shes the funniest thing this side of anywhere, and cakes. Did i mention cakes?

My Interests

Ive already done this. Im really boring. I really like sleeping. I dont like celery or one night stands.

I'd like to meet:

Last night i had a dream that i won a competition to play doctor whos assistant in a one-off special. Off we went in the tardis... i then discovered that he REALLY IS Doctor Who!!!!! And i REALLY WAS his assistant. I was so happy. Then i woke up.

Music:

pixies,flaming lips,beck,toriamos,GLC,jeff buckley,tchaikovsky,janes addiction, neil young,the WHITE STRIPES, beatles, pj harvey,aimee mann, Lamb, NERD,goldfrapp,katebush,fiona apple, yeah yeah yeahs, hundred reasons, kaiser chiefs, biffy clyro,david bowie, kaiser chiefs, melanie,arcade fire, regina spektor, lemonheads,girls aloud,bjork,pink floyd

Movies:

withnail and i,heavenly creatures,napoleon dynamite, the breakfast club, carrie, labyrinth, the wicker man,anything that involves fairies, pixies, or magical little people of any kind, any sick and twisted japanese horror.

Television:

Springwatch, with the legend that is Bill Oddie.

Books:

Sylvia Plath. I identify with her depressive, bleak outlook on life. Im not really selling myself am i?

Heroes:

Im not sure about this one. I have an anti hero- that foul faced cold hearted robot CONDOLEEZA RICE. I feel ill whenever i see her evil grinning mad stare...... does anyone wanna help me asassinate her????????? And does anyone wanna tell me how to spell assasinate???????

My Blog

They tried to make me go to anger management, i said no, no, no

Is violence ever acceptable? Only if you are being sent to war? Should you smack your kids? If yes, what is ok and what is not ok? a wooden spoon/belt/large ornament? What level of naughtiness warrant...
Posted by Pandora Pumpkinhead on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 04:50:00 PST

party

My little angel has just turned four! This means i have been in charge of a minor for four whole years and she is still alive, happy, (unless we run out of dairylea triangles) and norma...
Posted by Pandora Pumpkinhead on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 01:14:00 PST

"Im strong and healthy!"

The wonder that is School is having a strange affect on us both. Willow seems to be progressing at an alarming rate, and has also taken to saying "stop what your doing and listen a minute, sshhhh!" wh...
Posted by Pandora Pumpkinhead on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 10:47:00 PST