Goodnight mister Tom

Hello there, who are you? Im a small person named Alice, I reside in eukalyptus bushes and munch the leaves slowly. I shop in the kids department of H&M because im so short but it makes my life cheaper, only problem is I have huge feet hmmmnn rather hobbit esque however moderately less hairy. Im scared of angryness and shoutyness and loudness and most stuff. Tracksuits make me feel like running away especially if they are white, red or velour.I like ice cream and I dont like chavs or narrrgh dans or rude tings cos well they think theyre the best but why??!!? have they won a nobel prize....no, They own a great pub.....no, do they intimidate people who dont like being intimidated because they think theyre well ard...Yes BAHHHH