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Caylah Cakes

Choomba choomba, chicka chicka, choomba choomba.

About Me

Well, lets see... I live at home with my mom and my two hot, little sisters Bridget and Hannah. We live next door to the 2 coolest people in the world. First being the Jazz Bear and the second person is this CRAZY old man named Jim. He's literally 81 years old, he has tattoos of naked women all over his body and he drives a three wheeled motorcycle. He also collects doves. Anyway, one thing that's not normal about me is that I love to crack mine and other peoples bones. I get some kind of sick pleasure from it. I'm also the most flexible person you will probably ever meet. Some people actually get a little creeped out by it. I could easily be a circus freak and travel America with them being a contortionist. Umm... what else... I love peanut butter and jelly sandwiches! I pretty much live on them. I love to dance, play or watch sports, scrapbook, garden, clean and cook. I'm sure I can think of more stuff but I'm getting sick of typing.

My Interests

Hmmm... I love rocking out to music in my car. Music in general. My family. THE UTAH JAZZ!!! My dog Molly. SUMMER NIGHTS!!! Popcicle stick jokes. Golfing. Stake outs. Conan O'Brien. Animals dressed up as humans. Lemonade stands. Having car washes. Diet Coke. Laughing. Watching naked women do Pilates in sanas. Being extremely random. Old men riding bicycles. Skiing. Dancing. Kissing. Cafe Rio pork salads. Traveling. Running. Snoasis. Coonzey's. Watching movies. Basketball. Volleyball. Gymnastics. Basically any college sport. March Madness. Scrapbooking. Cleaning. Doing stuff with my 2 little sisters. Cereal. Trying something new that I've never done before. Fruit snacks. Hot dogs. Blowing bubbles. Writing with chalk on the sidewalks. Art. Being wild.

I'd like to meet:

Besides your mom? Umm... CONAN O'BRIEN!!! For some reason I am completely in love with him. I would carry his child in my womb if he asked me to. I'd also like to meet CHUCK NORRIS for sure. After those two I'd probably have to say Adam Scott, Jack Nicklaus, Phil Mickelson, Steve Martin, Will Ferrell, Charles Barkley, Tiger Woods and pretty much anyone that knows what a Coonzey is.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Caylah MacKenzie Call
Birthday: July 29, 1986
Birthplace: 3 blocks from the Mexico border. El Paso, Texas. AKA, "The dirtiest place on earth"
Current Location: Holladay, Utah baby!!!
Eye Color: Poop brown. Hot huh?
Hair Color: Naturally, I think it's like a light ashy brown/blonde.
Height: 5' 3" You wouldn't ever know it though. I never leave the house without my trusty stilts.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Amadextrous...seriously.
Your Heritage: Swedish + German + Indian = Mutt.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Isabella Fiore pumps, sneakers and flip flops. PS- Sneakers is my favorite word. Say it a few times and you'll see what I mean.
Your Weakness: Doggie buscuits. They're so dang good.
Your Fears: Waking up as a man, clowns, earwigs and somehow getting my 2 front teeth knocked out.
Your Perfect Pizza: The dessert kind.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Win the Tour de France.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I haven't used instant messenger in like 6 years but if I did I'm sure it would be something like, "Geez Louise."
Thoughts First Waking Up: "I'm not a man am I?"
Your Best Physical Feature: I think a lot of people would say my smile but I'm pretty sure that a lot of boys would probably say my forearms.
Your Bedtime: When my mom tucks me in.
Your Most Missed Memory: So many...hanging out with my friends Mackenzie, Brooke, Jen, Aleigh and Nanette, hanging at Paul's house, corndogs and Otter Pops at Paul's house, Paul's porch, summer nights with friends, everyone skipping class and going to my house...
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Coke
McDonalds or Burger King: Whoppers are orgasmic but I also like McDonald's fries.
Single or Group Dates: Depends on how I feel that night but usually I don't care.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Green tea...
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla but I like chocolate boys.
Cappuccino or Coffee:' Umm...neither.
Do you Smoke: Only when someone accidentally lights my hair on fire...Which happens A LOT!
Do you Swear: On occasion. I swear a lot in my head when I'm golfing. Want another rematch Dave? You know that I'll beat you again!
Do you Sing: In the shower, in my car and to my vegetables in the garden.
Do you Shower Daily: Smell me and tell me what you think.
Have you Been in Love: Meh...
Do you want to go to College: Already there. Do I want to though...no, not really. Should I...yes.
Do you want to get Married: Sure do, but Conan O'Brien's already taken.
Do you belive in yourself: For the most part.
Do you get Motion Sickness: I guess.
Do you think you are Attractive: I have a mullet, look like Alf and have rashes all over my body... What a silly question.
Are you a Health Freak: No but I try to stay fit and in shape. I also drink lots of Diet Coke, so that's pretty health freakish of me.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes. My mom is like my best friend.
Do you like Thunderstorms: As long as I'm inside and under my bed with earplugs in my ear then yeah,I'm good.
Do you play an Instrument: Yup, the piano, violen and cello. I also make guitars out of old Kleenex boxes, paper towel rolls and rubber bands. Hollywood, here I come.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Not that I can remember...
In the past month have you Smoked: NO WAY!!!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Just my ritalin. Seriously.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I have a mullet so pretty much guys are asking me out all the time.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah. I'm a mall rat.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Maybe not a whole box but I've definately eaten a few here and there.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes. Mmmm... sushi. Sushi and adventures with Christian equals fun!!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: That's a silly question. I work at a strip club, I'm on stage everyday. Just kidding.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No. Why? Wanna go?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Just a few cars, a flat screen t.v and some money from this bank. So not that much?
Ever been Drunk: TOO MANY TIMES!!!
Ever been called a Tease: Sadly, yes but that was a long time ago...like 5 minutes ago.
Ever been Beaten up: YES too many times and the culprit is mainly my friend Aleigh... kicking me in the butt so I fall on my face and land on my nose, putting me in lunch room garbage cans... you get the picture...
Ever Shoplifted: When I was 5 I stole a pack of gum. I took it back though.
How do you want to Die: Probably in some way cool high speed chase or something.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A sweet, loving wife, a m.i.l.f and a good mom. True story.
What country would you most like to Visit: All of them!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I'm a sucker for light blue eyes that sort of resemble the color of Glacier Freeze Gatorade. No joke. Plus green, brown, red... Pretty much if he has eyes, then I'm good. I'm not that picky.
Favourite Hair Color: Darkish, blondish, redish...doesn't matter.
Short or Long Hair: I don't care just as long as he washes it at like once a week.
Height: Like 3' 5" or so.
Weight: Somewhere under 450 is good.
Best Clothing Style: American Eagle/Abercrombie style I guess but it's also hot when guys are dressed up in their church suits.
Number of CDs I own: Probably over 400
Number of Piercings: Just the 2 in my ears
Number of Tattoos: NONE!!! I think it's really gross when girls have tattoos.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Way too many! Tree house, hot tub, doing heroine, crack, having 5 abortions... and that's just the ones that I can think of right now...

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Music:

I'm addicted to music! If there wasn't any music in the world, life for me would be DULL! My favorite band of all time is definitely The Cure... I also love Koufax, Saves The Day, The Postal Service, Chiodos, The Anniversary, Senses Fail, Bright Eyes, Rush, The Sounds, Mates Of State, The Bravery, Hot Hot Heat, The Get Up Kids, A.F.I, Depeche Mode, Rancid, 311, G Love and Special Sauce, Stephen Speaks, Sex Pistols, Violent Femmes, Journey, Guns N Roses, Duran Duran, Pat Benetar, pretty much anything from the 80's... I could go on forever!!!

Movies:

On Our Own (if you have actually seen that classic rare movie, then we are definitely meant to be friends.) Moulin Rouge, Short Circuit, Saving Silverman, Friday, Newsies, Office Space, Airplane, Ernest Scared Stupid, Good Burger, Rocketman, Little Miss Sunshine, Garden State, Planes, Trains and Automobiles, Zoolander, Arthur's Perfect Christmas, Overboard, The Notebook, Best In Show, Where the Heart Is, Rushmore, Mafia

Television:

I don't really have time but if I do I'll try to watch Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Seinfeld, Simpsons, The Office, Alf, Friends, Saturday Night Live, Good Things Utah, Jazz games, college sports, Arthur...

Books:

I have two words for you...Harry Potter! Then of course... I'll Teach My Dog 100 Words, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, The Da Vinci Code, The Notebook, Charley, Tuck Everlasting, Freakonomics, autobiographies written by anyone, any kind of self-help books and last but not least...The Book of Mormon.

Heroes:

My hot mama, my 2 cute little sisters and my grammy Call...oh and Dr. Muse, Ryan Willis, Linda Evans, RaeElla, John Evans, Scott Snelson and Sonya "Freakin" Hartle.

My Blog

To my sister Bridget...

Bridget, here’s a list of my favorite times with you- Flywheel. Mixing Philip’s 66 in Pepsi. Watching the "Horse Movie." Stake outs. Getting donuts from Kicks. Driving around with Cason, ...
Posted by Caylah Cakes on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 08:16:00 PST

I'll give you a dollar if you...

I'll give anyone a dollar if they can tell me where this is from... "Look, I don't know who you are or where I know you from or why you think you're an attractive nurse but I do know I'm sure I don't ...
Posted by Caylah Cakes on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 10:02:00 PST

Hmm...fill this out

Hmm... fill this out Fill this out and put it on a comment for this blog....1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give...
Posted by Caylah Cakes on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 11:05:00 PST

Why I Love Aleigh Hatton-Ward.....

Aleigh posted a blog entitled,"Why I love Caylah Call," so I thought I would post one about her and give her a few reasons as to why I love her. Aleigh Hatton-ward will always be one of my VERY best f...
Posted by Caylah Cakes on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 10:22:00 PST