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Als

I am going bowling with a HUGE volkswagon.

About Me

If anybody says they hate war more than I do, they better have a knife, thats all I've got to say.

My Interests

I'm certain my arms are going to fall off at some point in time, probably because I make fun of those damn handicaps... And because of that absolute truth, I have been training my feet to do my bidding and I guess my laundry too, and, well, I am very interested in keeping that up.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to fly firebolts and threstrals with Harry. Disuss the 12 uses of dragons blood over sushi with Dumbledore. Sail the French Riviera with Hemingway. Drink tea with Freud. Live in the jungles of Burma with Macgiver. Watch fireworks with Juliette Lewis' character in The Other Sister. Swing,dip,and lift in the spotlight on stage with Estaire. Speak game and strategy with Unitas. Smoke cigars with Churchill. Cry with Angelou. Laugh with Pryor. Actually... I would like to laugh with anyone...
.. You scored as Albus Dumbledore. People trust you to have the answer. Your unique wit and clever humor put you in a class all of your own. Strong and powerful you admirably defend your world and your charges against those who would seek to harm them. However sometimes you can fail to do what you must because you care too much to cause suffering.

Albus Dumbledore


80%

Harry Potter


80%

Ginny Weasley


75%

Sirius Black


70%

Draco Malfoy


70%

Severus Snape


65%

Remus Lupin


65%

Hermione Granger


60%

Ron Weasley


60%

Lord Voldemort


45%
Your Harry Potter Alter Ego Is...?
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Aleigh Marie Jewel Elizabeth Haley Hatton-Ward
Birthday: Jewel-I 17th.
Birthplace: Salt lake!
Current Location: The dungeon of team I USED TO BE ALEIGH'S FAM SO I AM GOING TO MAKE HER RUN UP STAIRS EVERYTIME SHE HAS TO PEE... It's my punishment for not knowing how to be pretty and having bladder cancer.
Eye Color: greenish/hazelish/ brownish/ radish
Hair Color: good question.
Height: 5'7 and 9/10ths
Right Handed or Left Handed: Well I am right knubbed. Lets just say that I am not the best with throwing knives
Your Heritage: I like to speak with a really crappy british accent from time to time, but I don't think that counts as my heritage. So I will say Scottish. ( I said scotish out loud with that same British accent. I should be crotch punched. Its more effective on women than you think.)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Shoes are for those that care where they step. That reminds me... How many virgins do you have to sleep with to get rid of AIDS?
Your Weakness: My spidey sense. Sometimes it gets me into some tricky situations.
Your Fears: That I may be a horcrux. I iz been acting really weird lately.
Your Perfect Pizza: One with a picture of Harry Potter on it.

Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Cut shrimp like the Beni hana Chefs. I think it is a worthy goal due to my knubbin. Wish me luck!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: My dog licks his wiener than tries to lick my mouth, how are you today?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why can't girls have their own version of morning wood? Nature is sexist...
Your Best Physical Feature: I'm really not considered a physical creature anymore...Its a tough break.
Your Bedtime: Whenever I get tucked in. Sometimes at 11:00pm sometimes at 11:00 Am. Caylah isn't allowed to be the last one taken home anymore... or is she? But she isn't... Or is she?
Your Most Missed Memory: I have Alzheimers. Dumb question.
Pepsi or Coke: Water.
McDonalds or Burger King: Spinach.
Single or Group Dates: Well I guess My Knubbin support group counts as a date, So I choose them. They are all so nice.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I like Wu Tang. I'm pretty sure Ice T was in a totally different group.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Rainbow Flave.
Cappuccino or Coffee: There is nothing like a hot cup of sweet coffee poured down your pants to wake up in the morn. This has happened more then twelve times.
Do you Smoke: Only after I have been on fire. Lets get real, this has happened one too many times. Seriously. Please stop lighting me on fire guys.
Do you Swear: solomnly.
Do you Sing: Lets just say that Whitney and Mariah come to me for some career advice.
Do you Shower Daily: If by daily you mean once in a while. And by while you mean when I am gross enough that I can braid and put beads on my leg hairs, then, yes.
Have you Been in Love: What? Is me being cynical that obvious?
Do you want to go to College: Been there. Done that. And I am still illiterate...
Do you want to get Married: If I find someone just as awesome as I pretend to be...
Do you belive in yourself: When it comes to rockin out, that is pretty much a given.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when I stand still. I can't do it. I almost failed fourth grade cause I just wanted to wiggle all the time or because I missed the capitol of New Jersey. I can never remember.
Do you think you are Attractive: just like a leper.
Are you a Health Freak: I live with one. I simply have no choice.

Do you get along with your Parents: Yes, Mom can breathe fire, Dad is an aristocrat. I ask you, how can you not get along with people who trick you into going to a you're crazy class? Go ahead. Answer.
Do you like Thunderstorms: In your Mom's pants.
Do you play an Instrument: Kazoo. Seriously.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: The kidneys, bladder, and I had a serious heart to heart... We agreed it was for the best to become an alcoholic, just to burn the cancer out.
In the past month have you Smoked: Only out of my ears when my brother came home with the same personality as someone severly affected with diarrehia. Why is that the hardest word to spell? I use it on a second to second basis, you would think I would know it by now.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Morphine and lortab. If you know me, you know why. And I bet your super jealous...

In the past month have you gone on a Date: To the front seat. Cause I'm a lady, and the back is clearly crossing a moral line.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I was wearing a short skirt and overly ridiculous high heels. I tripped. I haven't been back since...
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: only with peanut butter. But that was in my dreams because I live with the spinach nazi.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I ate brains. I tried to cook some them, I really did. I guess what I am trying to say is...I don't think I am going to get away with it this time.
In the past month have you been on Stage: The music played, Loud and hard enough to adequatly rock the clothes off of the entire audience. I missed my que. So much for a has been, eh?
In the past month have you been Dumped: Does recieving a hot carl count?... if yes, then no.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In my bath tub which is also my nickname for everywhere.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Some unsuspecting victims heart. Poor bastard.
Ever been Drunk: Yes, Yes I have.
Ever been called a Tease: Ha, me, no? Maybe... Possibly...( Was my answer teasing? That is totally what I was going for.)
Ever been Beaten up: No, but in 2003 I accidently kicked someone in the nose. She definitely beat me up in her head after that one, I am sure of it.
Ever Shoplifted: Yes. She was really confused. But, I bet with a name like Shop you would be confused at pretty much everything. ZING
How do you want to Die: Murdered. Weird, I know. I am a psycho. Whatev.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Catapiller.
What country would you most like to Visit: All of them. Twice. But none of them foreign ones.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: All of them. Especially red. Anything red is cool.
Favourite Hair Color: Everything but red. Weasleys are obviously an exception.
Short or Long Hair: As long as it is lice free... This is ridiculus, Who am I joking? All I expect are lice ridden callers. Who am I? FRANK SINATRA?
Height: All I request is that my suiter be able to fit into a newly skinned and hollowed baby giraffe corpse.
Weight: the size of a small hippo still wearing the giraffe.
Best Clothing Style: Bedtime dressing gowns.
Number of Drugs I have taken: I used to live in a hospital. You get to guess.
Number of CDs I own: I like my CDs like I like my men, enough to keep me satisfied.
Number of Piercings: 3... Oh man you totally fell for that.
Number of Tattoos: None. Ask my brother though, cause he only has ONE LIFE... TO LIVE. Thats deep man...
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I would like to seem cool and say none, but there a few things that I would have liked to do differently. Like eating that baby, that was a horrible choice.

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Music:

Ask my IPOD............. Alright... Fine... Rockapella. Don't tell my black friends.

Movies:

If you read this, consider me impressed. wizard of oz. dirty dozen. labyrinth. the big lebowski.fear and loathing in las vegas. eternal sunshine of the spotless mind.snow white.shawshank redemption.the jerk. enter the dragon. dumb and dumber. trainspotting. the producers. caddyshack. casablanca. emperors new groove. american psycho. spinal tap. breakfast at tiffanies. shop girl. fog of war.lion king. garden state. lucky number slevin. three amigos. braveheart. clerks. sword in the stone. easy rider. say anything. a clockwork orange.snatch.rushmore. brick. requiem for a dream. butch cassidy and the sundance kid.donnie darko. cool hand luke. ernest goes to camp. science of sleep. snuff flims.

Television:

Matlock.

Books:

AHEM, aside from the obvious... Alchemist, Wizard of Oz, Leaves of Grass, Think rich grow rich, Memoirs of a Geisha, Snow Falling on Ceders, Kissing a Fool, Catch 22, Strangers, Boy, The Year of Magical Thinking, Siddartha, Team of Rivals, The Shrinking Tree, Lolita, Sovereign Individual, The Feminine Mystique, Those books with all that Jesus mumbo jumbo. Huh. I honestly don't think this list could end. If any list of mine was ever-changing, this one would be it... But that is only cause there was no available list for people that I have infected with AIDS...

Heroes:

Harry Potter. Oh and Jesus, if he plays his cards right.

My Blog

He likes it when you call him BIG PAPA

So... My dearest and Beardless Papa Homeless wrote about our night out last week. Enjoy...     So guess who came to town? I saw these guys 2 years ago. They played at Club Sound. It was a m...
Posted by Als on Fri, 23 May 2008 07:31:00 PST

The Journey

I remember when I saw you, You were laughing, you were laughing,I would smile and you would call me They were long talks, they were long talks,I didn't mind, I was taken by you,I felt something, ...
Posted by Als on Sat, 10 May 2008 04:22:00 PST

Love me for the me I want to be

Don't be fooled by me.Don't be fooled by the face I wearFor I wear a mask, a thousand masks,Masks that I'm afraid to take offAnd none of them is me.Pretending is an art that's second nature with me,bu...
Posted by Als on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 06:06:00 PST

The sun was shining and

I got to thinking about relationships. There are those that open you up to something new and exotic, those that are old and familiar, those that bring up lots of questions, those that bring you somewh...
Posted by Als on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 06:03:00 PST

A day in the life...

Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experiences of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired and success achieved.   &nbs...
Posted by Als on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 11:32:00 PST

Moving on...

  We spend so much timeLooking for the right person to loveOr finding fault with those we already loveWhen instead We should be perfecting the love we give to othersThis is the only way we can ev...
Posted by Als on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 03:29:00 PST