TEAM EMILY

Well their eyes first meet on the first day of year 8. Emily thomas walked into her first day at a new school long blonde hair all ablaze from never washing or brushing it and trace's of her mums dior lipstick splatered all over her face. Emily Gill sat on the table of the popular kids about to get chated up by Chris carter. Thats where it all started. After that came the trips to guildford when Emily and Emily would go up by train to meet boys who would never call. And came up with great chat up lines at the ice rink like: do you know what the time is? to witch the boy motion to the massive cetre peice of the ice rink witch was a clock, and skate away. Emily and Emily were at a curious age when they were 13 and this was around the time they conviced chris sharp to strip naked in the woods. "its like a frankfurter!" Emily Thomas screamed as they ran away. Then came the day when it seemed their luck had changed Emily and Emily thought they had found boyfriends by the names of Richard and Alex but it turnd out that richard and alex were just S&M entusiasts that expalined in great detail how they wanted to hammer nails into Larran Hills eyes and rip out her voice box with a set of sharpened tongs, then Richared got the pizza cutter out and Emily and Emily fled. And yet again their hopes were dashed when the met up with boys from trouble chat and it turned out they wern't quite the super studs they said they were, but they must of felt the same about Emily and Emily because they were the ones that ran away first. Then came the time when Emily and Emily first fell in love, they were 14. Emily thomas first met hers on a train he was dressed in a tupac hoddie and a leather takle jacket witch drove her wild with passion. Emily Gill first met hers at the local Rec and it seemed like a match made in puffer jacket hevan. But as quickly as love was given love was taketh away. Emily Thomas lost hers when he lost interest and made it worse by thinking it was a good idea to send him a letter quoting whitney huston lyrics.....it wasn't. Emily Gill lost hers when he found another woman with a bigger puffer jacket. So Emily and Emily gave up on love and tryed to find other ways to express themselves and they became "metalas" (with chains and everthing.) Now Emily Gill could pull this off, and Emily Thomas well lets just say she looked like a drowned baggy rat dressed in a silver chair hoddie covered in beads from the early learning centre. By the time Emily and Emily were 15 they had found themselves a couple of real boyfriends everything seemed to be going well, they finshed school and had a summer of love ahead of them.......Until Emily Thomas got dumped outside the macdonalds drive thru, and as she lay there heart broken staring at a picture of a happy meal, she wondered will i ever be happy again again?? Emily Gill sboyfriend found some other skater babe to go mental with, then he insisted she was pregnant and that he could see floating green babies in his room-Emily quickly moved on...She met a 15 year old boy at Reading Festival (toyboy) who she stalked for a matter of months until she realised he wasn't just out of reception on his phone, hed turned it off-permanantly!!!! It was the summer of 2002 and Emily and Emily were 17. It was at this age that they started to get tattos and hang out and the skate park Always dressed in some retarded gear. Emily and Emily thought they were the shit, but when they look back on photo's of this age they do disscuss how the bleached white hair and jet black eyebrows really wasn't the hottest look of 2002-then came reading festival again, Emily and Emily were having a wail of a time until we accidentally left Nick Moreys tent open in the pouring rain-soaking his cooking equipment, tinned reserves and his first ever bong he was going to experiment with that night(with jenny long) Emily and emily were quickly exhiled from the little camp site and spent the remainder of the weekend sleeping in the karaoke tent rising every now and then to whack out some song. Not much happend in 2003-besides the ketchup incident at reading where we nearly got beaten up. But then came 2004 and Emily Thomas decided to move away to wales. Could this be the end! No it wasn't because Emily Thomas really didn't think the move throgh properley and endded up living in a crack house with 3 middle aged crack head welsh men. So after everything Emily and Emily are still going strong. Thankyou for reading. (i have far to much time on my hands during the easter holidays)

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