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Smokie

I am here for Friends

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Verne Troyer (mini Me) and Jason Acuna (WeeMan),having midgets for room mates would be so cool! I'd bully them all day! Put all the beers on the top shelf of the fridge so they cant reach them..

Music:

If i like it, i listen to it, music shouldn't be a fashion statement, if you know what i mean..

Movies:

SawI,II,and III, Blades of Glory, Fear and Loathing(only the first half) i watch pretty much anything,BUT... I'm mostly into S&M midget porn, pissing & shitting and farm sex, you know.. camels on blondes etc...

Television:

Mostly Discovery, NatGeo, Travel Channel,Animal Planet (when they show mating season ofcourse) I watch the news sometimes, but only when something happens, a tsunami or genocide or whatever..

Books:

My studies fill up that part of my life, so besides books on aviation, i hardly read at all..I read through myspace profiles obviously...

Heroes:

When i was 7years old growing up in Kempton Park i saw our neighbour's son, slap his girlfriend in their driveway, pretty inspiring stuff..