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About Me

My name is Chris. I am EXTREME. If you're having trouble figuring me out, read my fuckin screen name again... Is it sinking in yet?
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My Interests

Drawing evil things. Guitar. Talking like Herbert from Family Guy. Drinking beer and smoking the shit. Annoying everyone. Being cooler than you. Throwing insects into spider webs and watching them get eaten. Having rough sex with the pink Power Ranger. Naked drunken stair surfing. Watching neighbors with a telescope. Hunting for Cecil, the imaginary blind raccoon. 50 ft. stage-dives. Eating whatever I find under the couch cushions. Finding new meds for my multiple personality disorder. Staring at people till they cry. Public urination. Napping under the kitchen sink. Tacos. Kicking the walker out from under seniors, then stepping on their hair as I help them up. Lifting weights till my brain hemorrhages. Scaring small children. Laughing at other peoples misfortunes. Taking nude pictures...of the neighbors cat. Charming you with my superior wit and intelligence.

I'd like to meet:

Whoever. Oh...and these bands.

Music:

Metal and only metal. FUCK everything else. Oh but I also like Electric Blues sometimes. Metal and Electric Blues. FUCK everything else.

Movies:

Horror/slasher movies mostly, and Sci-Fi.

Television:

I watch a few shows.

Books:

Sci-fi and Fantasy. True crime.

Heroes:

The guy that invented beer, you RULE buddy!

My Blog

My Evil Easter Masterplan

I have been putting some thought into what I shall be doing for thisEaster coming up, and I came up with a masterplan. The Easter bunny must be destro...
Posted by [weed and deathmetal] on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 01:45:00 PST

My Christmas Plans

What are my Christmas plans you might ask? Well, I'll tell you right now. Tonite (Christmas Eve) I will be sitting on my roof with a nice thermos fullof hot chocolate, a 26er of JD, and al...
Posted by [weed and deathmetal] on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 04:00:00 PST

Only nice people die.

Why is it that only nice people die? You see ppl in the news and in newspapers talking about someone that has died and they are all like ' He was the nicest guy' or 'She was the kindest person in the ...
Posted by [weed and deathmetal] on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 01:06:00 PST

One month

One month at the new job. Ehhhhhhh. Wtf ever. So it blows a bit. Do I care? NO. I make more money than I can spend. It seems they like me sooo much in shipping and recieving, that they decid...
Posted by [weed and deathmetal] on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 08:41:00 PST

First day of the new job.

I fucked it up so to read the rest you gotta click and drag down. So i just got home from the first day of my new job. Damn does 5:30 in the morning come early. I dont actually start till 7 but I had...
Posted by [weed and deathmetal] on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 04:36:00 PST

Its muh birthday

So I had a job interview this morning at 9, so I go and do the interview, and I get the job! Cool birthday present huh?!
Posted by [weed and deathmetal] on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 07:48:00 PST

Which is the better invention?

Thanx to Melissa for this Arthur Davidson, the inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, diedand went to heaven.At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a goodmanand your ...
Posted by [weed and deathmetal] on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 07:26:00 PST

Fucked up conversation....

Some fucked up shit me and my friends talk about on MSN.....The ??????? is Trista.... Angela:hulloo ? ? ? ? ? a : yoo Angela:apparently i want to have chrises babies lolhe wishes. ? ? ? ? ? a&nb...
Posted by [weed and deathmetal] on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 12:45:00 PST

Stuff I Despise(added to periodically)

I despise these following things (and feel free to hate me on some of these things...I thrive on hatred...thats why I posted this.) : Most Nu Metal. Country music. Damn, quit yer whining and get...
Posted by [weed and deathmetal] on Thu, 24 May 2007 10:11:00 PST