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JENUINE

one girl, one island, one hundred addresses

About Me

Well informed, muti-tasking, organized, procrastinator. strongly opinionated yet under appreciated. Beer snob. T-shirt collector. VooDoo Master. Funky hat wearer. Good at fixing things and even better at breaking them. I have an answer for everything along with an uncanny ability to turn a story around. Cat lover/Dog liker. Overly sensitive hard ass! The one your mother warned you about. Wire pulling switch flipper.

My Interests

GENERAL INTERESTS:....... Spirituality. Indigo children. Children telling it like it is. Grease monkeys. Grassoline. Wind and solar power. Yin and yang. Sticking it to the (wo)man. Muscle cars.SPECIFIC INTERESTS:........ Rope, soap, and a dirty dog. National kazoo day (Jan 28). Beer, BBQ, and bar chords. MSG (Chinese rappers). Shaking my money maker. Convincing people I'm crazy then reminding them I'm not. Getting lost on this island. Walking with a limp like a pimp. Horse farming in Mongolia. Playing strip poker with sexy losers! The word YOWZA!GENERAL DISINTERESTS:.... Racism. Narcissists. Violence/war. Chauvinists. Stereotypes.SPECIFIC DISINTERESTS:.... Wet socks. Microwaves. Riding my motorcycle in the rain. People who don't know how to act when the t.v. is off. S.T.D.'s. People who constantly interrupt (I do it all the time...hate it) Cock fighting. Cat fighting. Dog fighting. Fist fighting. Cheap cologne wearers.

I'd like to meet:

Goddesses from heaven! *Louise Hay *Maya Angelou *Lisa Ling *Thich Nhat Hanh *Caroline Myss *Pam Coronado *Martha Stuart ...maybe. I find myself laughing at her more than with her. *Marilyn Monroe *Ellen D *Robin Williams *Sandra Oh *Edgar Cayce *Erykah Badu *Eddie Vedder *BONO *STING - to find out more about spirituality, the meaning of life, a few jazz chords, and ........well.....doesn't that tantric sex thing have everyone a little curious! *Dali *Aliens *Bob Dylan *Bob Dylan's Alien by Dali *JESUS - walking on water will surely help my surfing abilities *BUDDA - to thank him for making pot bellies cool!!!....and not cool! That old guy who rides his bike around Kaneohe and looks like a cave man.

Music:

It has to move you! See my friends list for details.

Movies:

favorite movie quotes: "Just for once I'd like to walk out of a bar!"... "I'm so confused. I don't know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt."... "I was taught its best to speak honestly......okay, you're a bitch."... "I can't put my arms down."... "Killer huh! I just got so excited! When its big like that, I love to ride it hard and rough. The way I was getting pounded, I'm going to be wet for hours!" surfs up!... "How many plants do you have aunt Glady? ....210"... "Are you a mexican or a mexican't?"... "I want to make love all over you."... "The most expensive thing I own are these shoes. Excuse me, those are my shoes!".... "I love you sloth...Sloth love chunk"... "The man may be the head of the family, but the woman is the neck that tells him which way to go."... "Carpe Diem, seize the carp."... "I'm not calling you a freak. I'm calling you a product of baboon lovin"...

Television:

what?!........

Books:

Calming the Fearful Mind - A zen approach to terrorism,The Female Brain,Sacred Contracts,Einstein's Universe,U.S. vs. BUSH,Death by Black Hole,Why do Men Have Nipples - and hundreds of questions you would only ask your doctor after your 3rd martini.

Heroes:

My Chiroprctor. Single moms/dads. S.O.S. of Hawaii. Civil rights leaders/activists. The last girl who gave me a pedicure. (Bless her heart)