What has 452 teeth and guards a hungry monster? My zipper!Why did God invent booze? So ugly girls could get laid too.The dumb young man who had never had sex asked his father how to do it. "It's simple", the dad answered. "You just take that thing like to play with, and stick it down there where people pee." So the young man took his bowling ball and threw it in the sink.The mans dick decided to go on strike. He was sick of being stuck in a tunnel and made to do push-ups all night till he threw up.
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I like EVERY kinda movie. I'm not picky what so ever. Just give me a bag of somethin to munch on, and i'll watch pretty much anything.
Well....alot of people already know this...but i dont watch much tv AT ALL. I guess i'm too busy or i'm just doing other stuff around my apartment. Every now and then i'll turn it on and see if anything new has happened in the world, but usually it doesn't happen.
Well...i'm still on the same series of books as i have been for a while now. There are 9 books in the series and i'm on 5. I guess i have a little bit further to go. The series is written by Terry Goodkind, and i really like his work. So i HIGHLY recomend it to all those people who like sci-fi/midevil days (kinda like lord of the rings...but better).