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major danger

the only thing blacker than my heart is my soul.

About Me

out for guns and glory.

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My Interests

liers, cheaters, drunks, theives, con artists, pirates, junkies, abusive boyfriends, sluts, suicides, anyone who will knife you in the heart and stab you in the back. the general scourge of society.

I'd like to meet:

a good assassin.

Music:

who needs it.

Movies:

why bother

Television:

why watch tv when you could be giving yourself a tattoo? or better yet...a scar.

Books:

the book of satan, the idiots guide to communicating with spirits, do-it-yourself blood letting, 90 ways to go out with a bang

Heroes:

pancho villa, dame darcy

My Blog

some friend you are.......

so all my "friends" who didn't come to my birthday party on saturday missed the best damn party of the year. when else are you gonna drink out of a coconut while getting a lap dance from a fuckin' tah...
Posted by major danger on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST