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Kelly

i've got cream soda breath

About Me

hittin' da walls and workin' da middle.
"a perfect combination of cupcakes and fart jokes" -- paul meshreky
"5 years away from tarot cards" -- parker jacobs
"kitchen sorceress" -- kyle hickenbottom
"there are two kinds of girls in the world: girls that dance sexy, and girls that have dance routines." -- kristine

My Interests

kyle, my friens, being uber-silly, music, art, design, illustration, ghosts + haunted places, all things food-related (eating, cooking, baking, nutrition), girl stuff, my job (is it wrong to love your job so much?), belly dance, san francisco, trying to sew, 40s-60s burlesque, pin-up + cheesecake girls, vintage graphics + lettering + book/album covers (1950s-1960s), miso my furbaby, pupusas, sushi, dancing with the friens, karaoke, working out with debbie deb, very serious interpretive dance competitions with rachael, showin' all the dry-humpers who's boss on the dance floor.

I'd like to meet:


disapproving rabbits . (click it!)
long lost friends + family.
my own personal back-up dancers.
the furry lobster.
the future first person to eat the furry lobster.

Music:

60s garage rock, brit pop, indie, post punk, new wave/80s, ska/reggae, soul + funk, motown, ye-ye + french 60s, girl groups, phil spector/wall of sound, boogaloo, vintage belly dance music, the elephant six collective, ultralounge series, rachael starr, the flaming lips.

Movies:

goodfellas, casino, girls just want to have fun, dirty dancing, flashdance... i like horror and gore, lame girl movies, mafia movies, and almost anything with synchronized dancing.

Television:

i love lucy, the state, ghost hunters, seinfeld, friends, hgtv, food network, cheaters, saved by the bell

Books:

art books, design books, music books, cook books, magazines with good design, domino magazine.

Heroes:

creative people and these guys:

me, for i have invented the mo' awkwarder hug to spite paul meshreky. don't ask for it.

My Blog

festivus recap

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Posted by Kelly on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 08:17:00 PST

i hope you're wearing a diaper...

cuz you're about to crap your pants... we were LY'S for a night! ...
Posted by Kelly on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 08:47:00 PST