I'm not a bitch... |
...but a lady at my grandma's nursing home seems to think so. As she wheeled herself away from the dining table, she gave my sister and I the biggest stink-eye you've ever seen, and then...she ca...
Posted by Wombat on Tue, 08 May 2007 04:21:00 PST |
I rock the Jewel Self Checkout... |
Not to pat myself on the back, but I really do rock the Jewel Self Checkout. I'm a prolific scanner, a quick handed bagger, and I simply shine when it comes to locating and keying in produce codes. I ...
Posted by Wombat on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 12:49:00 PST |
You know you've hit rock bottom when... |
...after a night of drinking, you make your way into the bathroom, you dreamily gaze around adjusting your eyes to the harsh light of sober-ness, and all of the sudden you notice not 1, but 6 Min...
Posted by Wombat on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 03:55:00 PST |
My arch enemy... |
This winter season, I have a new arch enemy. It's not the common cold, it's not the flu, it's not dry skin, it's not frostbite. This enemy is far more irritating and it seems almost impossible for som...
Posted by Wombat on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 12:10:00 PST |
Kiss the person, kick the person..part 1 |
kiss the person who invented the foam brush for White Out
kick the person who invented the impossible-to-unwind toilet paper rolls in public bathrooms
kiss the person who opened the Alpine Sub Shop in...
Posted by Wombat on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 12:46:00 PST |
Why I love my iPod, by Meta... |
So I totally love my new iPod. It's red, and red is pretty. And I named it "Wombat loves Zoey" in honor of my best friend, may she rest in peace(she's a dog, so don't get all worried like my human bes...
Posted by Wombat on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 10:40:00 PST |
How on earth did I miss South of Nowhere...stupid holidays... |
Friday night was the season finale of my favorite teen drama, South of Nowhere. I have not missed an episode all season, I've either watched it at it's regular time on Friday nights, or caught a repea...
Posted by Wombat on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 03:05:00 PST |
Met-ah, Met-ah the sandwich hate-ah... |
I'm mad at my sandwich. I left my sandwich in my pocket, so when I went to go eat it, it was at room temperature. I prefer my sandwiches to be cooler than room temp, unless of course I'm ordering a ho...
Posted by Wombat on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 12:12:00 PST |
Happy Christmas to me in the form of Imogen Heap... |
So last night I gave myself an early Christmas present and went to see the Imogen Heap show at the Riviera. The show was a kick-ass display of electro-pop awesome-ness. Not really sure what genre...
Posted by Wombat on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 10:18:00 PST |
Oooh..sorry...wrong number... |
So this morning as I lay peacefully in my bed, the phone started to ring. I had been in one of those sort-of-asleep-but-kind-of-awake places, so the blasting ring from the phone caused me to frantical...
Posted by Wombat on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 02:33:00 PST |
