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"this is gay, and i don't mean it in the happy fun lovin' cock up the ass kinda way... i mean it in the derogatory sense of the word..." -dirwood
william is a cutie, I can work your box like never before...
william is waiting to be adopted by a colony of lesbians. The more box the better!! Thats right! No ass for this stud! open up the pussy lips and say AHHHH!!!
william is the antichrist in 1909
william is one of the more difficult box lovers! I take my time and get the juices flowing!!
william is least popular flatmate
william is shaving his balls for the next box session
william is fascinated by bugs, as long as there is no hose between all those legs
william is crazy, for pussy! PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY! Did I mention I used to suck dick for box!?
william is the best i have seen with the ladies! All tounge!!
william is an example of a planned village
william is on the cover of people again
william is one of over 40 very special donkeys
william is widely moving apart the vagina of his girlfriend and fucking her by the finger
william is neutered and vaccinated for rabies and dhlpp
william is just an ordinary guy who wants to know the truth about what is happening
william is a bit of a cad
william is in orbit
william is the embodiment of uncool
william is a nice guy as far as i know, as long as he gets to eat pussy!!!
william is gay, (like merrily happy, you homos!)
william is going up the slide the right way
william is so laid
william is a very curious budgie
"the bitch just paged me!" -nicky

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

lisa's dad, david bowie, billy joel, harrison ford, the fed's no you're grounded!
"gut cassidy and the sundance cheeseburger"
jeff's dad, in a bad way

My Blog

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Posted by on Wed, 11 Feb 2009 20:31:00 GMT

fuckin a

so im done trying to be anyones friend.everytime i try, it backfires.i try as hard as i can to give any friend the shirt off of my back, and no one ever apreciates it. it seems i always do it wrong. m...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Jan 2009 00:50:00 GMT

music to heal by

so im actually going to post a blog not wasted, there's a first time for everything.over the past few weeks i've been taking my recent breakup pretty hard. However sadness doesn't seem to come as natu...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Nov 2008 16:53:00 GMT

I AM WILL! NOTHING BUT THE SNATCH!!!

Thats right...Ive changed my ways...No more old penis for the bj-sterNothin but the sweet smell of rotting pussy! The greener the better! I also like to pour jager on pussy and go to town... Its lik...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 08:11:00 GMT

as a buffalonian, i am hard fucking core

buffalonians are truly a rare and seasoned breed, indeed, hard to the mother-fucking core. example. i wanted a glass of wine and a hot bath. but its A degree outside, once you factor in the windchill....
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 20:38:00 GMT

eid mubarach, i wish i was muslim

so, lets have a synopsis of my last few days. chana comes home from school to her mother's (teen's) new place. her mother has a shitload of cracked out, unecesary projects. building storage units etc...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 02:16:00 GMT

oh tanenbaum

i finally got achristmas tree. my christmas gift from my parents this year was a tree. ive wanted one since i moved out and i finally got one. a big, seven foot tall fuck you christmas tree, (although...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 01:29:00 GMT

surveys

so im sickof people posting boring ass surveys as bulletins, without the heading, this is a survey. like i really care who the last person you kissed was. do you even really remember? are you sure you...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 10:03:00 GMT

the hipster special olympics

although i would love to take full credit for the following bit of genius, this was a melanie inspired endeavor, i merely did some editing. steps to the hipster special olympics 1. peel self off of ...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 21:16:00 GMT

stiletto dance party

pardon me, k, if i misspelled stiletto, melanie and i have been spending a lot of time together, almost as much as we were that fateful summer almost five years ago when michele made the mistake of in...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 22:14:00 GMT