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About Me

Word to your mothers,Ok so i guess i have neglected my profile for a while in the mean time alot has happened for me. To start with I had an amazing time on new years eve 05 with a great girl called Emma, who is now my girlfriend which is sweet.Im at farnborough college of tecnology doing a fdeg in T.V and Radio which is going really well and the friends i have made there are great. We went to see the aunty Trisha show the other week boogle boogle bumba squat and all that.. and hopefully we will be going again.I spend alot of time at waverley close in farnborough, which is where Some of my good friends live. We always have something to do which makes it extremely hard to get away from there... Untill now, i actually moved in on the 30th of jan and then one of the cunting housemates liegh found it nessesary to tell the land lod that i was going to be really messy. Who does she think she is??? the mother of the house! silly ho. but anyways i dont resent her, i just want her to have a nasty accident lolI have neglected the flat above the camea shop. Silly, i mean the guys there are cool, its just i have found a more active lifestyle being away fom thereThe guitar is coming along nicely, i have recently purchased a flying V and a fender accoustic.Plans for the rest of this college year..... 1) go to calis and get lots of booze 2)Do a 48 hour booze up This means we will have to brush our teeth in booze. 3) Go hiking in the south downs and get wasted 4) trip to amsterdamn ;) the rest hasn't been planed yet as theres no point in planing that far ahead.As you can see the students mind is occupied by three things, Sex drugs and rock and roll.One last thing...... " your my boy Krud, Your my boy!"Shamone mofospeace MyGen Profile Generator
How You Life Your Life
You seem to be straight forward, but you keep a lot inside.
You say whatever is on your mind. Other people's reactions don't phase you.
You're open to new people and friends, which makes you a pretty popular person.
You tend to dream big, but you worry that your dreams aren't attainable. How Do You Live Your Life?R i c a r d o R i c a r d o R i c a r d o R i c a r d o R i c a r d o R i c a r d o R i c a r d o R i c a r d o R i c a r d o Click here to make Falling Objects R i c a r d o R i c a r d o R i c a r d o R i c a r d o R i c a r d o R i c a r d o R i c a r d o R i c a r d o R i c a r d o R i c a r d o R i c a r d o R i c a r d o R i c a r d o R i c a r d o R i c a r d o

My Interests

Music, comedy, parties, games, walking in the woods Just chillin smokin some bud . etc Favorite quote:"You�re all looking at me, you�re going �well yeah, you�re a success, you�ve achieved you�re goals, you�re reaping the rewards, sure. But, OI, Brent! Is all you care about chasing the yankee dollar?�
My outercourse activity is roleplaying!

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Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 73%
Stability |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 46%
Altruism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 63%
Mystical |||||||||||| 43%
Artistic |||||||||| 36%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||| 56%
Materialism |||||||||| 36%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 50%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Work ethic |||||||||| 36%
Self absorbed |||||| 23%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 50%
Need to dominate |||||| 23%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Avoidant || 10%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 63%
Wealth |||||| 23%
Dependency || 10%
Change averse |||||||||| 36%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Individuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 50%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||| 57%
Histrionic || 10%
Paranoia |||| 16%
Vanity || 10%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||| 36%
Female cliche |||||| 23% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Your 1920's Name is:
Price Theo What's Your 1920's Name?
The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.

You'd like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.

Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.

In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily. What Are The Keys To Your Heart? My pirate name is: Iron Roger Kidd .. A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr! Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet jack black, purley because i know that it would be a laugh hanging around with him and playing the guitar with him.I am 31% Asshole/Bitch.
. I may think I am an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is I am a good person at heart. Yeah sure, I can have a mean streak in me, but most of the people I meet like me. Take the
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Your Seduction Style: Au Natural
You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it.
That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power!
The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism.

You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world.
Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in.
You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you?

You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways.
Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you.
As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you. What Kind of Seducer Are You?
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Music:

Restricted violence, Real big fish, spunge, animals, nofx, flogging molly, less than jake, goldfinger, weezer, sublime, bob marley, led zeplin, Rancid, Atraue mettalica, iron maiden, specials, system of a down, the eagles, oasis, the music, GLC, Thin lizzie, Bob dylan, lynrd skynard,Take the quiz:
What kind of muscle car are you?

1969 Buick Skylark
You are a 1969 Buick Skylark. You car has alot of potential....but you don't really care. The only reason you are driving your car is because it works! You only care about going from place to place.....racing isn't in you....but who cares...

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Movies:

Fear and loathing in las vegas, team america, idol hands, dogma and one of the best war time films of all time has to be the great escape. i love it harold and kumar get the munchies is also a laugh.
Your Hidden Talent
You are a great communicator. You have a real way with words.
You're never at a loss to explain what you mean or how you feel.
People find it easy to empathize with you, no matter what your situation.
When you're up, you make everyone happy. But when you're down, everyone suffers. What's Your Hidden Talent?

Television:

balls of steel, "rock school" lol yeah its exactly like school of rock even down to the point that the lozer of the class with no singing ability got chosen to be the main singer!!! but its worth a watch.Roll your mouse over the people!

Books:


.. You scored as Rocker, Mosher. Your A Rocker!

Rocker, Mosher


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Skater


50%

Goth


25%

Emo


10%

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev


0%

Trendy


0%

Prepy


0%
What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy E.c.t
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You're an Passionate Kisser
For you, kissing is about all about following your urges
If someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of story
You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses
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Heroes:

Bill hicks the greatest comedian that has ever lived

My Blog

My Past few weeks

I have had an awesome few weeks! It probably wont sound like fun to alot of you but to me its now my life. this is just a quick review of some of the walks i have been on lol. It all started a few we...
Posted by hattie jakes pretentious cheese wog on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 03:14:00 PST

bugs

Yummy yummy yummy i got bugs in my tummy and i feel like loving you etc
Posted by hattie jakes pretentious cheese wog on Sun, 02 Oct 2005 06:17:00 PST

Rude boy cunts

I have just been pushed over the edge today by some little scrawny asshole on a bike today. He rode past me  on the path and i didnt give him much room to stay on the path, because of this the ru...
Posted by hattie jakes pretentious cheese wog on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 03:20:00 PST

Partay weekend

I have just been thinking. The weekend just gone was almost on the verge of being the best weekends anybody could ever have, well maybe not but for me it was insane. It started on friday night with ...
Posted by hattie jakes pretentious cheese wog on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 03:56:00 PST

reigion?

i believe that there is something more powerfull than ourselves but do not belive in organised religion. this is because, in what ever religion you belive in you always have one superior being IE god,...
Posted by hattie jakes pretentious cheese wog on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bill hicks

you guys should all check out bill hicks only for those with a real sence of humour.
Posted by hattie jakes pretentious cheese wog on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST