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Jay

Life has arrived!

About Me

Life comes at you fast and takes turns for the best and worst at times, but BJ and the bandit will always be by your side. Ponch and John are my friends and enemies at the same time. By the way, your wife's on my Wamo, and that's fun for the whole family. Anyway, I drink patron shots out of Martini glasses (terrible concept, but fun), been told I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread (I like the whole loaf though), and yes my last name really is Sligh not Sleigh (but stop with the conrny revalations like "oh, you mean like Sly and the Family Stone?") Dig Dug is dope, Hamburgler would kick Ronald's ass, and I killed it at the Chinese jumprope world finals when I was 8. Rob and Big need a mini-cowboy for their mini-horse. I once rode a mini-bike, but that's probably not as fun. Enough about me for now. It's time for flapjacks and a banana congnac biatch! .. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- N.E.R.D. - Maybe -- Video provided by ..TK

My Interests

Working with my biz partner on our jewelry biz, Cadillac Hammer. Music, the gym, meeting kick ass people, traveling, choppers, models, the ocean, reality tv (I know, but it's terribly addictive), rockin out with friends, pimps, my comfortable bed, the Steelers, unsigned bands, clean custom rides, parties in the hills, seeing the underdog win, real people, powerboats, old school atari games, funny movies,...

I'd like to meet:

Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite...check. Bill Clinton...check. Guru (Gangstarr)...check. Common...check. Dr. Matlock...check. Flew with him to Brazil. He makes women's butts for a living... what a job. Mr. Wizard...damn, he just died. The Snorks?...that one will never happen. The Crocodile Hunter, ah crikey mate! Met a bunch of people and celebs I never wanted to meet, and it's even worse when they remember you and pretend they're your best friend when they see you again. I'm sure there are still a few cool ass people out there I should meet who live their lives with a purpose but also know how to party!

Music:

Radiohead, Billy Ocean, Miguel Migs, Ian Pooley, Mos Def, The Strokes, Mark Farina, GangStarr, Michael McDonald, Queens of the Stoneage, Interpol, A Tribe Called Quest, De La Soul, INXS, David Alvarado, White Stripes, The Police, Talib Kweli, Outkast, Kruder & Dorfmeister, Christopher Lawrence, Any Downtempo or funky groovy house ish, Jeff Bomb, Dimitri, Marques Wyatt, Tito Puente, Lenny Kravitz, The Cure, They Might be Giants, Earth Wind & Fire, Hotel Costes, Tower of Power, Ambient Lounge, Chili Peppers, John Lee Hooker, Pancho Sanchez, Mark Brickman, Hendrix, Common, Raekwon, Jay Z, Jamie Anderson, Nicola Conte, Derrick Carter, DJ Sneak, Ferry Corsten, Charles Feelgood, Fila Brazilia, Pete Heller, Danny Howells, Kaskade, Tiesto, Tha Liks, Beastie Boys, Beatnuts, Busta Rhymes, Dilated Peoples, EPMD, Ghostface, Jamiroquai, Luda, Maxwell, Jackson 5, Musiq, Mobb Deep, Neptunes, Parliament, Prince, Public Enemy, The Roots, Slum Village, Aerosmith, Johnny Cash, Deathcab for Cutie, Foo Fighters, John Mayer, Rage Against the Machine, System of a Down, The Killers, Wolfmother, The Mars Volta, Nic Fanciulli, The Pretenders, Troop, Johnny Gil, Keith Sweat, Sinatra, The Doors... basically all kinds of cool ish.

Movies:

Scarface, Bronx Tale, Seven, Boogie Nights, Swingers, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Bad Santa, Do The Right Thing, Empire, Most Sandler Flicks (Little Nicky sucked), Goodfellas, Silence of the Lambs, Goonies, Sixteen Candles, Godfather, Snatch, Friday, Dazed & Confused, Caddy Shack (Classic ish), Taxi Driver, Raging Bull, Heat, Casino, Donnie Brasco, Braveheart, Dumb & Dumber, Zoolander, Ladies Man (funniest movie ever), City of God, Oceans 11 & 12 I guess their is a 13 now, Old School, Ronin, old ass kung fu flicks,...

Television:

Chappelle's Show, Rob & Big, Family Guy, South Park, and Seinfeld

Books:

Rich Dad, Poor Dad!, DaVinci Code, Deception Point, Angels & Demons, Digital Fortress, The Rule of Four, Holy Blood Holy Grail, The FountainHead, Intensity, Sudoku

Heroes:

My Moms!