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Kung Faux

I am here for Friends

About Me



Recently moved back to NOR*CAL to meet shark hunters.

CU-Boulder graduate and yes, we know how to party better and harder than you.

Kicking ass, taking names, and always LIVING THE DREAM!

I try to do everything in my life with passion and intensity. I'm driven as all hell and when I get my mind set on something, get out of my way.

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night. ~ Calvin & Hobbes

thekungfaux.blogspot.com

My Interests

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SNOWBOARDING
DANCE PARTIES
KAPPA ALKIE THETA
HOODIES
FLIPFLOPS
TATTOOS
CHARLIE
ROADTRIPS
WORLD OF WARCRAFT
ADVERTISING
BIG CITIES
BASEBALL
HOCKEY
ZOMBIES
LABBITS

I'd like to meet:

A shark hunter.

No, seriously.

Guess what? If I'm not friends with you I won't be friends with your band. Plus, your band sucks anyway.

Music:

.. .. .. At the moment: .. ....

Movies:

.. .. .. I'm missing movies that start with the letters I and Y in my DVD collection. Any suggestions?

Television:

.. .. .. "As I would say to a bitch in prison . . . GIVE IT!"~The Colbert Report
"If your vagina could talk, what would it say?" "Eat me!"~Entourage
"I'm not drinking, I'm in a perpetual toast"~Rescue Me

-Arrested Development
-Law & Order:SVU
-CSI
-LA Ink
-The Hills
-Project Runway
-The Food Network
-America's Next Top Model
-GOSSIP GIRL.. ....

Books:

.. .. .. East of Eden by John Steinbeck, actually anything by Steinbeck (the only good thing about high school). Dante's Inferno, A Girl's Guide to Hunting and Fishing by Melissa Bank, World War Z by Michael Brooks, anything by Douglas Coupland, and mutha fucking HARRY POTTER! Best series EVER! :D

Heroes:

The DANGER GIRLS

My Blog

Apparently EVERYTHING from the 80’s is back in style

LOLz, wut?! http://www.karmaloop.com/products.asp?ProductID=33622&Vendor Code=CUB...
Posted by Kung Faux on Sat, 03 May 2008 08:52:00 PST

SHINY!!!!

Enjoy. ...
Posted by Kung Faux on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 10:50:00 PST

SERIOUSLY?!

1. If I tell you to never call me again or I’m changing my number because you’re harrassing me and my friends, DON’T CALL ME!2. If I tell you to get rid of something that doesn&rsq...
Posted by Kung Faux on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 10:28:00 PST

2007 Re-cap

1) Where did you begin 2007?In the old apartment on Chester St.2) What was your status by Valentine's Day?still in that same old relationship . . . I remember eating Papa Johns mmmmmm3) Were you in sc...
Posted by Kung Faux on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 03:00:00 PST

About damn time

I've been offically promoted!! HOORAY!!You are looking at (myspace stalking) the new Traffic Coordinator for Cadillac Print Rotation. Oh yeah baby, CADILLAC! Any Cadillac ad you see in a magazine o...
Posted by Kung Faux on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 08:57:00 PST

Best day of work EVER?

I think so!!After slaving away at Modernista! for over a year, it finally paid off . . . kinda. I got to meet/get coffee for BONO!! He's WAY shorter in person, like eye level with me haha. No long ...
Posted by Kung Faux on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 07:03:00 PST

Verdict

WORST VMA's EVER!!I should have just stopped watching after the most pathetic Britney performance EVER. Remember when she used to be good at lip-synching? And dancing? I could have done a better jo...
Posted by Kung Faux on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 07:25:00 PST

Recent stuff

Went and saw Rescue Dawn with Katie Gulde last night. It was really really good but a little too heavy for me at the moment. It probably also didn't help that I was exhausted . . . and had to pee th...
Posted by Kung Faux on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 07:45:00 PST

As Keegan put it, the "cool" survey

If I were a doll, the accessories packaged with me would be:a pillow, a cat, a flat iron, flip flops, and a starbucks beverageI have an irrational fear of:sharks, its actually a full blown phobiaWhat ...
Posted by Kung Faux on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 12:38:00 PST

Adult survey

Survey for the elderly!(Meant to be completed by those out of high school)Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids?'Have you ever kissed someone?''Missed someone?''Told someone you lo...
Posted by Kung Faux on Thu, 31 May 2007 05:59:00 PST