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About Me

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You won't know me till you know me.

I could tell you that people are afraid of me
but act like they love me. Feast your eyes upon
my nudity. I am Beauty AND the Beast I have
plenty to say, but nobody listens because my cock
is so big and the end of it glistens. So I'm
famous for it! "Freaky" is what everyone's name
is for it. Sure, it's larger than yours. I like
to eat rice cakes and listen to classical music.
I'm told passion is my specialty, but really I'm
old-fashioned. The porno industry wants to pay me
lots of money to appear in books and movies
'Cause they think I look funny'. The easiest way
with me is to lie face down. I'm a man, but I'm
built like a horse from the waste down.
Basically, I'm Chuck Norris.
You are a happy drunk
When you are drunk, nothing gets you down. You are friendly with everyone, and probably get free drinks all the time because you are so nice to everyone.

My Interests

Me snowboarding
Skating
Russian Creativity!

I'd like to meet:

I Love You!

Music:

I can't imagine life without music. Here is some stuff I listen to in no particular order. Buck 65 baby! A Perfect Circle, AFI, Sparta, Cursive, Bad Religion, HIM, System Of A Down, Rage Against The Machine, Black Flag, Drop Kick Murphys, The Juliana Theory, Sweatshop Union, Swollen Members, Yellowcard, Switchfoot, Eminem, Andre Nickatina, Mac Dre, Talib Quali, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Paul Wall, Trapt, 2Pac, Fuel, As I Lay Dying, The Who, Deep Purple, Beatles, Pink Floyd, Scorpions, Nirvana, ATB, Tiesto, 36 Mafia, Jay Z, Ludacris, E40 ...the list goes on.

Movies:

300, Layer Cake, The Departed, Borat, Grandma's Boy, Ong-Bak, Kung-Fu Hustle, How High, Friday, Full Metal Jacket, Black Hawk Down, Enemy At The Gates, Tears Of The Sun, The Band Of Brothers series, Harrold And Kumar's Trip To Whitecastle, The Incredibles, Groundhog Day, Dodgeball, Waiting, Saw, Madagascar, We Were Soldiers, Zoolander, Fifth Element, X3. How can you list all the movies you like, man this is so hard, there's not really any type of movie I like best either.

Television:

Family Guy, South Park, Trigger Happy TV, Late Night With Connan O'Brien, MXC, CSI, Daily Show, Colbair Report, House, Planet Earth, Bones, Scrubs. Oh yeah, and that Girls Gone Wild commercial that comes on at like 2AM on Comedy Central and I'm inconveniently far away from the remote to do anything about it...i usually fall asleep to it

Books:

One Love = Driving

The Beast
My new love (getta u still koo)

VRSEXY!

KOREA... I miss my Korean brother.

Drug Lord

Starting the New Year fresh

Heroes:

My Mom's my hero!

My Blog

very nice

I was out last night pretty late, went and got a few beers with some good friends. Then it was time for a safty meeting. So we went up to a park somewhere where there shouldn't be a park and everythin...
Posted by Alex on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 10:48:00 PST

Women

Complete and utter frustration. I can't even find the right words to describe the feeling. Why is it that the decent guys that aren't there for anything shallow and meaningless alwa...
Posted by Alex on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 03:39:00 PST

Best $5 ever spent

Never have I had a bigger satisfaction from spending 5 dollars as I did today.Around 2am on my way home from Dave's I passed a car with it's hazzard lights flashing right next to the Saratoga exit on ...
Posted by Alex on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 04:40:00 PST

Turn Around

I keep noticing every single time something totally fucked up happens in my life, I grow from it and life afterwards returns to it's usual path, but this time some really fucked up shit happened I did...
Posted by Alex on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 05:06:00 PST

BOMB ass weekend

I just got back from possibly the sickest camping trip ever.We've had everthing from campfire, bomb ass food, chillin by the lake....and way more illegal stuff then you can imagine...well maybe not as...
Posted by Alex on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 05:53:00 PST

When boredom happens...

So my car's broken...and we just moved to a different city like 10 miles from where I used to live and all my friends are too cheap to pick me up with the gas prices being ridiculous and all...so I'v...
Posted by Alex on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 03:56:00 PST

How the FUCK?

How the fuck does one negative thing always snowball into a fuckin shit storm and you're stuck outside with no umbrella? Honestly...wtf? Murphy's Law? Nah...that shit's a conspiracy. For me it all sta...
Posted by Alex on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 03:48:00 PST

me in a nutshell...at least the test says so

Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 63% Stability |||||||||||||| 60% Orderliness |||||||||||||| 53% Accommodation |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Interdepen...
Posted by Alex on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 12:47:00 PST

Something To Look For

If you find yourself going to Santa Cruz in the next few weeks... I've got something to entertain you guys just driving through the mondane traffic or just wishing time would go faster so you'd get to...
Posted by Alex on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 01:52:00 PST

Shit out of luck

Well, fuck! I'm feeling pretty unlucky right now. So my winter break began with shitty grades for the quarter and getting shafted by my parents for about 4 hours of straight bitchin, cussin and name c...
Posted by Alex on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 01:16:00 PST