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noCnoE

i have gas.......lots of it

About Me

people pay me to poke holes in them. everyday i watch the sun set on the water painting the sky like fire. i love my job. i love when old ladies tell me they hate tattoos but appreciate mine. i love when hair stylist come up to me and ask who does my hair and are flabergasted that i do it myself. i like my small boobs, i will never mod my body with a knife. i burp and fart when i want to and i dont care whos around. all my tattoos mean something to me, and i dont expect you to get it. ive changed my career 3 times...i still dont consider myself a grown up. go ahead and think im shallow, i want you to....cause youre probably not worth my time to show you my deep side...

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My Interests

[hugs & kisses] [people watching] [irish breakfast with milk & sugar] [hawaii] [dancin the nite away] [creme brele] [dying my hair] [tattoos & piercings] [rollerblading on the strand @ nite] [green tea & sushi] [las vegas] [bust-a-move 2] [oatmeal raisin cookies no nuts] [red eyeshadow] [being on an airplane] [ethnic foods] [cloud/star gazing] [birthday presents] [apples to apples] [dig stores] [vodka & something] [poker-nite] [coats & shoes] [snuggling in bed till noon] [cooking for 4] [hot apple cider] [burping & farting] [ice hockey] [cold sake] [getting dressed up] [punk shows] [cats & snakes] [going sockless] [flat dr. pepper] [space invaders] [riding the metro] [pirates]

I'd like to meet:

someone like my mother....but no one comes close :[

Music:

[gogol bordello] [tiger army] [johnny cash] [old 97's] [flogging molly] [bad religion] [me first and the gimmie gimmies] [alkiline trio] [against me] [driven out] [three bad jacks] [cock sparrer] [social d] [misfits] [metallica] [smashing pumpkins] [the clash] [the beatles]

Movies:

[batteries not included] [the goonies] [LOTR] [mephis belle] [star wars] [neverending story] [dark crystal] [glory] [american history x] [full metal jacket] [nightmare before christmas] [flight of the navigator] [cool hand luke] [willow]

Television:

[bad reality tv]

Books:

tell me when the movie comes out

Heroes:

my mom, a fighter

My Blog

wedding pix

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Posted by noCnoE on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 09:53:00 PST

ill make you walk the plank!!!!

bring drama to my wedding and youll be swimmin with the fishes. dont tempt me cause ill enjoy sending you down the plank. consider yourself warned...
Posted by noCnoE on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 02:04:00 PST

agh matey!!

its official!!!!! steve and i are getting married on the 26th of marchon the pirate ship in front of treasure island, las vegas!!!!!...
Posted by noCnoE on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 04:05:00 PST

LA

i feel like my life is coming full circle.  im getting married (finally) to a boy i use to tease so much i made him cry.  im feeling a tinge to get my life together, i.e. go back to chu...
Posted by noCnoE on Sat, 15 Oct 2005 06:51:00 PST

my buffet lunch

this time, on my weekly trip to the valley, the crappy asian drivers didnt get on my nerves.  i think i was too tired to care.  after auntie's hair appt. we went to a chinese/japanese b...
Posted by noCnoE on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 07:22:00 PST

tears.

i sit here at my fucking pc trying so hard not to cry, i dont know why.  no one is hear to see them rolling down my face.  its safe to cry alone.  no ones here to ask why, nobody t...
Posted by noCnoE on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 09:45:00 PST

i knew this day would suck......knowing your worst nightmare coming true

i have a shit load to say, yet no sentences are able to form.  i wanna scream, yell, kick, hit, pull my hair out, cry uncontrolably and then shoot someone in the head.  yeah, i think th...
Posted by noCnoE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST